A Typical Elsword Fairy Tale CH.2:Rescue Team

Hahaha, this story is extremely fun to write. Thanks to the 4 reviewers of the last chapter! We're going to have new characters in this chapter!

Job Classes[In order of appearance]

Elsword-Rune Slayer

Aisha-Elemental Master

Eve-Code: Empress

Raven-Blade Master

Rena-Grand Archer

Elesis-Blazing Heart

Chung-Tactical Trooper

Welcome back! Last time we dropped this off our Prince in extremely revealing clothing with sagging pants even though he has many belts wrapped around him, Elsword was convinced by one of his generically named servants to go along with the adventure to save the Princess of Elder! Our dashing, selfish, and stupid young Prince decided to go for his own ambitions rather than to go save the Princess who he-with his short-termed memory-completely forgot it was the Super Tsundere Princess, or STP for short, Aisha! So in our present situation, Elsword the Overconfident Stupid Prince, OSP for short, is going to meet his allies that will help him save the Princess from the Very Cute Queen, VSQ for short, Eve!

Queen Eve is very cute isn't she?

Elsword was breathing heavily, never has he had to walk so much in his life. Elsword couldn't take it anymore; he collapsed onto the cold hard ground.

And by cold hard ground, I mean the cement that was in front of his castle door.

See, Elsword was extremely talented and strong, but nobody's been asking for help much and he's faaaaar too lazy to go out and exercise without anyone telling him. He was an Overconfident Stupid Prince, so nobody even bothered to try to tell him what he should do or Elsword will backlash like a rebellious child.

That was how the kingdom of Ruben prospered. Don't ask me how, real demographics don't work there way they do in our world.

Anyways, Elsword was moaning and groaning on the ground about how he had leg pains or how his body felt all sore and straight.

The fan-named-by-whatever-you-want-to-name-this-guy servant face palmed and raised one of his hands.

"Somebody get a carriage or something!" the servant ordered a few soldiers to do. They nodded and brang back a carriage with some Cockatigles pulling it along. The servant detached the Cockatigles and looked at the Prince.

"You must get some exercise Prince Elsword! You will now pull this whole carriage towards the Tree of El to get fit before you meet the rescue team!" the badass servant with a name created by the readers told his lord.

"What?! That's such a pain!" Elsword whined.

"If the other rulers see you being able to carry a carriage all the way towards the Tree of El from here well…" the reader-named awesome servant smirked. "They'll think you are quite the epic ruler and hero."

Elsword stop his whine and his eyes began to shine. That's my attempt at making a rhyme in the fairy tale.

"I will do it!" Elsword declared and wrapped the reins over his shoulder and pulled!

Of course, he fell within the first 2 steps because even for a stupid idiot like Elsword, pulling a huge heavy carriage 5 times his size is impossible….probably.

"Keep trying young Prince! You are the greatest!" the servant weakly cheered on Elsword, which worked because Elsword got straight back up again and began pulling the huge carriage.

"This Prince is really gullible…" the townspeople thought as they watched their Prince struggle to pull the carriage along as if he was the Cockatigle.

Miraculously, Elsword managed to pull the whole carriage by himself to the top of the Tree of El. He set the carriage down and massaged his arms.

"Aaaah that was a good workout! I feel stronger already!" Elsword smiled, showing off his clearly sprained arms that he can somehow still move.

Stupidity can break the laws of nature guys!

Elsword looked around his lush surroundings. "So where are my future servants?" he asked aloud.

"What future servants?! I only serve one master!" a female voice shouted out.

Elsword turned around to see a blond haired elf in a….maid's suit jump out of a big tree trunk followed by a black haired man with a white coat.

"Now, now, Rena this is the Prince of Ruben. A legend for his overconfidence and stupidity, try to be respectful." the black haired man told the blond elf in a maid's suit now identified as Rena.

"Yes, King Raven of Velder." Rena curtsied her skirt to the black haired man now identified as Raven.

King Raven smiled and patted Rena's head. "You look so beautiful in a maid's suit Rena." Raven swooned.

"It is only because of you and how sexy you look in that white coat. You should unbutton the shirt underneath it so can stroke my hand over your body. Actually, let me do that right now!" Rena exclaimed and promptly glomped Raven. It doesn't matter how royal you look on the outside, it's how you properly act on the inside! Remember that when you look at Blade Master Raven, King of Velder. You see, Raven had a maid fetish. He loved seeing girls in maid suits though he always hid this hobby only to the maids of his castle. As you can see he was like a perverted old man or something like that, and Rena was an elf he married after she came to work at Velder's Castle out of curiosity as a maid for the King himself. People looked down on Raven for marrying an elf, but they were connected by a bond. The bond created from both their fetishes.

Raven had a maid fetish and since Rena was in a maid costume 20/5 and was his personal maid. He got to see her a lot in the maid's suit.

Rena had a fetish for half-naked, well-toned men, though what kind of female doesn't have that kind of fetish? Since Raven had the incredible urge to strip his shirt 4/5s of the time he's alive and was his personal maid and got to bring him clothes every time he's done showering. She got to see his muscular upper body a lot.

Elsword watched with pure eyes as Rena and Raven were doing very perverted things with clothes still on, well Raven having only half of his clothes on. "So this is what all couples do…." He muttered and put his hand on his chin as if he was examining new specimens, he then looked at the 2 others coming out of the same tree trunk, one of them recognizable to Elsword.

"Whassup Big Sister!" Elsword greeted his older red head sister Elesis.

"Yo Elsword." Elesis greeted him and elbowed him in the face, causing him to fall onto the soft grass. "Your reactions are too slow! What have you been doing all this time in the castle of Ruben?!" Elesis demanded.

Elsword rubbed his bruised and swelling face and sat upwards. He looked up and thought for a moment, which was really hard for Elsword because of his…..yeah, you get the point. "I don't remember, thinking is so hard Elesis!" Elsword complained.

Elesis nodded at her little brother. "I know, here, let's sit down and both try to remember what you were doing in the castle. No matter how painful it is don't give up!" Elesis encouraged Elsword and sat in front of him. They both screwed up their faces into a pained expression and sat in silence for a long time other than the sounds of Rena's giggling and Raven's laughter.

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45 minutes later….

"Ah! No good! We can't remember!" Elsword put his hands up into the air in exasperation.

Elesis scratched her head in frustration. "What were we even trying to remember anyways?!" she shouted.

"I don't know!" Elsword screamed while rubbing his mass of spiky hair.

I guess Stupidity runs in the royal family of the Siegharts.

A black, spiky haired man with a large sword known as a Soluna strapped over his back sneezed. "Ugh, I think somebody's talking about me…." He said, rubbing his nose and looked back into the sign he was attempting to read.

"W-W-W…Waaaaaar…..Warrant? D-D-D…..Does now entering? Why would female dears need a warrant? What is a warrant anyways?" the black, spiky haired man with a Soluna thought to himself, entering the cave completely disregarding the 'Warning! Do not enter!' sign he failed to read after how long he's lived.

"Some people might not even get that reference…" a blond haired young boy with a part of his hair looking like Pikachu ears from our world.

"Now you're just bringing something else completely unrelated into this!" the young boy shouted, only to get a rock thrown at his face.

"Shut up Chung! You're always talking to yourself! Stop pretending you have an imaginary friend and grow up!" Elesis shouted at the young boy.

This young boy was named Chung, and he was the Prince in-training for the kingdom of Hamel. His father is nearly in retirement and he is now training to become a proper ruler. However, people deem him insane and crazy in the head since he always continues to yell and shout at no one in particular.

"Hey! That part was messed up! I'm clearly yelling at you!" Chung shouted, only to get another rock punted at his face.

"Why does this kid keep talking to himself?" Elsword asked his big sister, who only made a coo-coo motion with her hand in response.

Chung recovered from the rock that hit his face and looked at the Sieghart siblings. "Don't you hear it!? Somebody's narrating our every action!" Chung asked them.

Elsword, being the gullible Prince he was, cupped his ear and attempted to hear this so called 'narration'. He shook his head after not hearing anything. "Huh? I don't hear anybody, you're right Elesis. This guy's a complete nutcase." Elsword told his sister. Elesis nodded and looked over to the still very intimate Raven and Rena.

"Why can't anybody hear things like me!?" Chung asked aloud. It's because Chung's supposed to be a very sensible character in this story unlike the perverted King and Maid couple and the Royal Siblings of Stupidity.

Chung pointed at Elesis and Elsword. "The narrator called you guys stupid." He told them.

Elsword and Elesis turned their heads towards Chung and their eyes became darkly demonic and violent. They put their faces up to Chung's, scarily glaring at him with wide eyes and their arms hanging down. There was also a dark aura emitting from them and what seemed like demon horns coming out of their heads. They were also floating to make it seem like they were possessed!

"What was that you insane Prince in-training?" Elesis growled at him.

"Nobody calls me and my sister stupid and gets away with it. You better be ready to pay for it." Elsword darkly told Chung.

"It's 'my sister and I' not 'me and my sister'." Chung corrected Elsword. "You guys should go to school-AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Chung screamed as he was continuously stomped on by Elsword and Elesis.

After they were done giving Chung his punishment they looked over to Rena and Raven.

"So this is everybody huh? Hey you guys!" Elesis called to Rena and Raven. Rena stopped rubbing Raven's bare chest sensually with her hands and glared at Elesis. "What?" Rena hissed at her.

"Enough intimacy, let's get going. We have a mission to save a Princess right?"

Rena and Raven groaned but got up and walked towards the rest of the group.

Elsword thought to himself. "Which Princess was it again?" he asked. "I feel as if the identity was really important…."

Elesis thought to herself with a pained expression. "Hmmmmm…I don't remember at all actually."

The El-rejuvenated Chung got up. "It was the Princess of Elder Aisha, remember?" Chung told Elsword. But Elsword simply waved Chung's words away.

"That's impossible, who would want to kidnap a Tsundere like her? It must be that one Princess of that Altera! Eve! Yeah, she's legendary for her cuteness!" Elsword said.

"But Eve's a Queen…" Chung began, but was blocked off by Elesis.

"Nah, it must be that Princess of…which country? I think the Princess was called A….Arianna?" Elesis said, looking up in thought. Ah! She was so close too!

"Oh well, whoever it is I'll marry and then rule over the entire of the flat piece of land known as Elrios!" Elsword declared.

Elesis patted his back. "Good man! Think of all your ambitions first!" she nodded approvingly at him.

The Chung gave a whatever face. "They're all ignoring…." He thought. Chung then noticed that Rena and Raven were back on the grass getting intimate again.

"Hey! I thought we were going to start the adventure today!" he shouted at everybody.

"SHUT UP INSANE SHOTA!" they shouted in response.

Chung covered his hands with his face. "Not that again….why do I have to journey with these guys?" he moaned sadly to himself.

: 3 2nd chappy up! I feel as if this end note is supposed to be longer…but I can't find anything to say!

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