DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN OURAN IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM
Kaoru opened his eyes the next morning to the sound of knocking at his door. Or more like a loud hammering at it. He groaned mad as he climbed out of bed and threw on a simple pair of jeans and a white t-shirt before heading to the door. He could only assume it was either one of his scorned one night stands or Haruhi wanting something from.
As he neared his front door, the knocking or hammering got louder and louder. Without thinking he opened the door.
"What?" he asked annoyed.
"Oh good you are home,"
"Huh?" said Kaoru rubbing his eyes. It took him a moment to really focus on the person in front of him.
"Hope I didn't wake you,"
"Who are you?" asked Kaoru as finally managed to see who it was that was talking, "Hey wait a minute, I do know you!"
"Oh good, glad to know you didn't forget me," said Qi sarcastically.
"Of of course, how could I forget the fucking bitch the all but ruined my life!" snapped Kaoru.
"Shh, language!" hissed Qi.
"I don't give a damn how I fucking talk! You made my life a living hell!" said Kaoru, "I think I have the right to cuss up a storm like that bitch!"
"Okay okay, but could you please not do it in front of them?" asked Qi.
"In front of who?" asked Kaoru. Qi moved aside to show two little girls with black hair in pigtails and brown eyes holding hands looking scared. The two both stood holding hands wearing matching white shirts blue jeans with a skirt around it. It also looked like the two of them were wearing backpacks.
"Who are these two?" he asked.
"The one with yellow ribbons is Xing Xing and the one with blue is Li Ming," said Qi. The one with blue ribbons shook her head no.
"Xing Xing," she said pointing to herself and then pointing to her sister, "Li Ming."
"Whatever," said Qi.
"Hmm," muttered Kaoru. He remembered when he was little and not even his own mother could tell him and Hikaru apart. "Anyway," he said, "What are you doing here?"
"Oh yeah that. I'm needed in a photo shoot in America of all places," said Qi.
"So?" asked Kaoru.
"Well I can't take these two with me," said Qi, "I can't afford a plane ticket for all three of us."
"And how is that my problem?" asked Kaoru.
"Well I think it's time you started to possibly step up and take responsibility for your girls," said Qi.
"Wait what?" asked Kaoru.
"These two are your daughters," said Qi.
"I'm sorry?" said Kaoru, "What do you mean these are my daughters?"
"You think these are the only two people whose life was apparently ruined that night we slept together?" asked Qi, "You got me pregnant that night! I had to put my acting and modeling career on hold because of them and now when I finally have the chance to get my life back on track, they're still getting in the way!" Kaoru walked past to her and closer to the girls looking them over. He didn't see any resemblance to him at all in them. But then again he didn't look a thing like his father.
"Well why didn't you," he started to say when he happened to hear the elevator that lead to his penthouse dinging and saw Qi disappearing in it.
"Hey wait!" he shouted running over to the elevator as the doors shut and Kaoru saw it was heading down. He quickly raced down the stairs as fast as he could to hopefully catch up with her. By the time he got outside he saw Qi getting into a taxi.
"To the airport please," she said.
"No wait, wait!" Kaoru shouted as he tried to run after her.
"I'll call you when I get to the states," Qi called out from the taxi as it took.
"But you just can't leave those kids with me!" Kaoru shouted as he watched the cab drive off with Qi in it. He sighed in frustration before turning and heading back to his apartment. When he got back he found the two sisters still sitting in front of his door holding hands, still holding hands and looking both scared and confused about what was going on.
"What are your names again?" he asked. The girls looked at him even more confused and huddled closer together.
'Hmm,' thought Kaoru, 'Maybe they only know Chinese.' He asked them the same question in Chinese.
"Li Ming," said the one with yellow ribbons pointing to herself.
"Xing Xing," said the one with blue ribbons.
"Li Ming and Xing Xing huh?" said Kaoru, "Well might as well come in while I figure out what to do with you." He opened the door and motioned for them to come inside. The two stood up and headed into apartment with their back packs. It was then that Kaoru also noticed there were two green bags behind them as well.
"Of course," he said picking up the bags and carrying them in. As he walked inside he found the twins standing in his hallway looking around in awe at his grand place.
"Please don't touch anything," said Kaoru dumping the bags next to the door. He tired to think about what he should or shouldn't do first. Just then he felt a tug on his shirt. He looked down and saw one of the twins was tugging at his shirt. He could only assume it was the one called Li Ming since she had yellow ribbons.
"What?" he asked annoyed.
"Where's the potty?" she asked in Chinese. Only Kaoru was having a hard time understanding them at the moment due to him still just taking up.
"What?" he asked confused.
"Where's the potty?" Li Ming asked again.
"Where's the potty?" Kaoru tried repeating, "What does that mean? I think she said something like bathroom or potty right? Oh, oh! You have to go to the bathroom!"
""Where's the potty?" asked the little girl again.
"Okay, okay!" said Kaoru grabbing her hand and leading her off.
He heard the other girl call out something. He could only assume she asked asking something along the lines of where they were going.
"Just stay there!" he insisted as he dragged the other girl to the closest bathroom.
"Alright here we go," said Kaoru as he lifted the little girl up onto the toilet. The little girl looked down confused and Kaoru realized why. He had forgotten to undo her pants.
"Okay," he said as he tried to get her off, only to have her accidentally slip backwards all the way into the bowl of the toilet.
"Ah!" she cried out in fear and shock surprise.
"Okay okay don't panic, don't panic!" he said he tried pulling her out, "One, two, three!" He managed to pull her out the two of them stumbled backwards and suddenly fell onto the ground.
"Owe!" Kaoru moaned. Then he heard a noise and looked up at the girl's pants were starting to look wet.
"Oh no!" he muttered, "I hope you have a change of pants and underwear in your bags. Stay here I'll be right back!" He raced out of the bathroom back to the main hallway where he found the other little girl still standing looking confused and lost. Kaoru however ignored her and pulled open a bag trying to find a change of pants and underwear. However the other little girl, Xing Xing put her hand on his wrist.
"My bag!" she said in Chinese.
"What did you say? This is your bag?" he asked.
"My bag!" said Xing Xing. She pointed to the other bag, "Lim Ming's bag!"
"Okay okay," said Kaoru opening the other bag and digging through to find a change of clothes. He quickly hurried back to the bathroom. There he found Li Ming sitting on the floor crying just a bit.
"Okay okay don't cry," he said as he tried fiddling around with her pants and pulling them off along with her underwear. He managed to wipe her off and change her pants, "There see all better." The little girl looked at her upset.
"Don't be like that," said Kaoru leading her back out of the bathroom and back to her sister. Xing Xing was sitting on the couch still looking around. Li Ming ran over to join her.
Kaoru studied the two of them some more.
"What am I going to do with them? I can't take care of kids! I don't know anything about kids! I need help here!" He muttered. He pulled out his phone and started to dial, "Hey Haruhi it's me Kaoru. Listen can you get over here to my apartment as fast as you can? I really need your help with something!" He stood a bit away from the couch and just kept watching the twins who kept staring back. No one said anything or did anything until there was a knock at the door.
"What did you do this time?" Haruhi asked the minute he opened the door.
"I uh I have an interesting situation," he said letting her into the apartment.
"God, you didn't bring home another prostitute again did you?" asked Haruhi.
"Not exactly," said Kaoru leading her over to the couch where to the two girls still sat.
"Um, who are they?" asked Haruhi.
"Uh I think they're names are Li Ming and Xing Xing right?" said Kaoru looking at the girls. The girls were quiet. Kaoru sighed and repeated the question in Chinese. Both girls nodded their heads.
"Why are they speaking Chinese instead of Japanese?" asked Haruhi.
"It's like their native language," said Kaoru, "Anyway can you do something to get rid of them?"
"What?" asked Haruhi.
"You know, do some lawyer stuff and make them go away," said Kaoru.
"Okay first of all that's not how it works," said Haruhi.
"You mean you can't do any kind of legal mumbo jumbo and like get them out of here?" asked Kaoru.
"What are they ever doing here?" asked Haruhi.
"Uh, well um," said Kaoru, "They kind of go dumped her by their mother."
"What?" asked Haruhi, "Who's they're mother?"
"Uh well you know that woman, from a few years ago when you happened to catch me in a compromising situation?" asked Kaoru.
"Yes, what are you getting at?" asked Haruhi starting to get worried.
"She's their mother and she's calming they're mine," said Kaoru.
"And you want to get rid of them just because you don't want to deal with them?" asked Haruhi.
"Well kind of I guess," said Kaoru.
"Good-bye Kaoru," said Haruhi, "You're on your own from now on!"
"Wait what?" Kaoru tried to shout out as Haruhi headed to the door and burst out, "No wait Haruhi. I need your help!"
"Well too bad because right now, I think you're beyond help Kaoru Hitachiin!" said Haruhi before walking out and slamming the door behind her and leaving Kaoru to deal with the girls alone.