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"It's the last first day of school guys!" Lily said. "Get up!"
"Sleep... Want to… No sense…" Marlene mumbled.
"You guys are impossible."
"Too tired… Lily…" Alice mumbled.
"Oh, hey! Our first class is Defense Against the Dark Arts! Frank's gonna be there!"
Alice immediately shot out of bed. "Really? What are we waiting for? Chop, chop! We've got a schedule to make!" She zoomed off to the bathroom.
Lily shook her head. That girl had it bad.
On the other side of the tower, Remus was also trying to get the other Marauders up. "We've got to go to classes!"
"I'm too tired…" Sirius groaned.
"Wanna sleep." Peter yawned.
"Don't wanna get up." James mumbled.
Remus sighed. They were impossible. But he wasn't a Marauder for nothing.
"Sirius! Peter! They're serving omelets and bacon for breakfast! James! Lily's going to be in our first class today! What are you guys waiting for?" Remus waited for a response. When he didn't get one, he said. "Guys? Hello? Did you hear me?"
He turned around to see that they all had already left the dorm.
Breakfast was… interesting. Which meant that the Marauders hadn't done anything yet.
"They're planning something, I just know it! They're definitely thinking of something diabolical!"
"Chill out Lily," Marlene said with a toss of her hair. "I thought you were friends with them now?"
"I am. But that doesn't mean I approve. James is Head Boy, for goodness sake!"
Marlene and Alice both rolled their eyes. "She has an unhealthy obsession with them." Alice whispered to her friend.
"No, she just has an unhealthy obsession with James Potter that she tries to deny." Marlene whispered back.
They both started giggling.
Defense Against the Dark Arts was to say it kindly, boring.
Whose idea it was to let a ghost sub for the class was beyond anyone's imagination. And not any ghost. Professor Binns.
Apparently Professor Clondra was as she put it "not feeling well". Please, James thought. She was looking just fine yesterday. She probably was feeling lazy this morning.
"The Patronus Charm is an extremely advanced charm to repel Dementors. Made in 1870 by Mr. Patern Lopel, it is very effective. It was created when Mr. Lopel was fooling around-by the way, that's something that I hope you never do, although being teenagers, I think that's going to be a false hope- now where was I? Oh yes, it was created when Patern was horsing around with his friends…"
At this point, half the class had the glazed look that fell upon them whenever it was History of Magic.
Charms was rather boring, Lily thought. They practiced the Memory Charm, something that she had already perfected in the 5th year. If she remembered correctly, the ferret she used the charm on forgot how to breathe and died. How this worked, she wasn't exactly sure.
In Herbology, Marlene got bitten by a Venomous Tarantula, and was promptly carted off to the Hospital Wing.
In History of Magic, the kids talked and horsed around, because Professor Binns was teaching DADA.
In Potions, Sirius broke out in boils.
In Divination, all the Marauders learned they were supposed to die two hours.
In Ancient Runes, Lily learned the rune for pimple, which appeared quite a bit in their textbook.
In Arithmancy, Remus accidentaly blew up the classroom in trying to prove a magical theory.
In Transfiguration, Peter transformed himself into a leaf.
In Muggle Studies, James discovered condoms.
In Care of Magical Creatures, half the forest burned down.
"All in all," James said. "I think it was a pretty interesting first day back.
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