"So you better learn everything next week got it?!" he said.
"Got it Captain Crunch!" she joked.
"Fuck you" he made a comeback with.
"Go to hell." She bit back.
"Shove it up your ass."
"Your mom" this time, they weren't joking.
"I hate you. I can't believe I ever dated a selfish, cruel bitch like you." At one point, Jeff felt bad for saying it. "I hope you die today! It'll be heaven if you died!"
"I hope so too." She said running to the restroom already, tears falling down. Melina, Smackdowns newest member, caught a glimpse of Maria.
"Aw hunny what's wrong?" she asked holding Maria in.
"That son-of-a-bitch Jeff Hardy is what's wrong! Wanna know what he told me?" She nodded slowly still holding her new best friend in her arms. "Oh. Well he told me, 'I hate you. I can't believe I ever dated a selfish, cruel bitch like you!'" Melina gasped in horror. "And the worst words that really, really hurt me were, 'I hope you die today! It'll be heaven if you died!'"
"Oh my god Ria. It's okay. I'll teach him!" She yelled.
"No Mel. Just leave it please. I'm going out to get some fresh air."
"Okay. Where are you going ReeRee?" Melina asked.
"Just outside the arena for a little walk…" she said.
"Well okay see you later…" Melina said. As she watched Maria walk out of the arena.
I LOVE my girlfriend Maria Frances Louise Kanellis!!!
Hey! That's my phone your recording it on!
I know! Maria! Pick up!
That was her ringtone. "Still haven't change my fucking ringtone have I?" she mumbled.
"I guess not." Someone else said as she was startled to see the man she hates, brother.
"Oh eh hey Matt. What's up?"
"Eh. Not much. Having some personal problems with your friend and my girlfriend Eve. You know her, she can be a total bitch sometimes."
"I know how you feel." She sighed.
"You know Maria, if you ever need open arms, I'm here." He told her.
"Thanks. You're way nicer than your fagot brother." She said
Rolling his eyes, he gave her a stern, serious look. "Did something go up between you two…? Again?"
"Yeah Matt. But this time it was worse." She told him looking down at the ground.
"Oh. Do you wanna, talk about it?"
"No. Jeff's going to tell you anyways. The more I talk about it, the more it makes me cry. I'm just going to take a walk."
He sort of laughed about the Jeff part. "Okay Bye." He watched her leave taking her time. "MMMMAARRRRIAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" it was too late because that's when the car ran Maria over full-speed.
He quickly rushed over to call 911.
