Our Messed Up Teenage Life

Our Messed Up Teenage Life

Chapter Two: We're Gon' Be NINJA?!

Me: Hello everyone!! I have returned! Today, our feature guest is...

Naruto: THE NEXT HOKAGE! TTEBAYO!

Me: It wasn't my idea! I swear to god! I was asking people if they wanted to be featured,

and he heard me! He was here before I could say no.

Naruto: 'I wonder who she's talking about, ttebayo...' So why am I here anyways, ttebayo??

Me: -mutters- My thoughts exactly... WELL NARUTO! You are here to do my bidding! Now, do my disclaimer! And, uh... I'll buy you some ramen!

Naruto: RAAAAAMEN!! I'll do it!!

Me: 'Hook, line, and sinker! The fool didn't even realize that I didn't specify how MUCH ramen I'd buy him!'

Naruto: SnakeyLobve does not own me, or any of the characters IN ME! (A/N: Heh heh... -perverted thoughts-)

Me: Thank you Naruto! And flames??

Naruto: FLAMES WILL BE USED TO COOK MY RAMEN! TTEBAYO!

Me: Uh... Not in the script, but whatever! Now on to the story!

Naruto: Dattebayo!!

VERY IMPORTANT! DETERMINS THE CONTINUATION OF THIS STORY!!: Well, not really! But I got your attention didn't I? I just wanted to tell you that Courtney, Cheyanne, And Jade are all 15 years old! In case you were wondering! Now, back to the story.

'Nng. Why is it so dark?! Oh right! I was knocked out! I wonder where Orochimaru took me...' I was pulled out of my thoughts when I heard someone call my name.

"Jade! How long does she intend on sleeping?!" A smooth voice asked. I recognized it immediately as Orochimaru's. '-Yaaaawn- Man, I HATE waking up! I feel so drowsy.' Orochimaru seemed to have noticed me yawning and looking around. He probably realized what I was thinking, and answered my subconscious questing. "You are in Sound. I took you here this morning. You've been out cold for three hours and I was starting to wonder if you were sick." He said, placing a hand on my forehead. I started to blush, looking away 'Why is he so close?' 'Because he's checking your temperature, stupid. I bet you wish it was something else! Tsk tisk! I didn't know you liked them old'I could almost feel the Mr. Dark Side of my mind smirking at their comment.

He noticed my discomfort and backed off a bit, as I let out a small sigh of relief. "I'm very sorry for making you worry, Lord Orochimaru! But, may I ask why you brought me here?" '-snicker- Lord Orochimaru? You must be totally smitten, since your never respectful!'he looked shocked for a moment before replying. "It's nice that you know your place, but you don't have to call me Lord Orochimaru. Orochimaru is just fine. And I brought you here because you're needed in this world, along with two others".

I was kind of upset for a moment, since that was the only reason I was brought here. Unless you haven't realized, I'm a rather large Orochimaru fan, so hearing this broke my heart. I held in my sadness. He seemed to notice it, if not for a second. "No, no! I wouldn't feel right just calling you Orochimaru after you pretty much saved my life! You're my idol! ...Wait, who are the other two?" I asked as I tried not to look right into his eyes. For some reason, I felt that if I did, he could see everything I was thinking, which was not a particularly good thing at the moment.

"I'll introduce you to them while I show you around Sound. I'll take you now, and introduce you to everyone here." He said holding out his hand for me to grab. I blushed, took it, and let him firmly pull me off the ground. "Why are you doing that, Lord Orochimaru? I'm not staying here, am I?? I'm not even a ninja!" for some reason that sounded like it came out a little rude. It didn't bother him though, since he just smirked as my true self was let out.

"That is exactly why you are staying here. I will be getting a sound ninja to train you and the others in the way of the shinobi. And once you reach a high enough level, I will put you in the chuunin exams. No complaints, understood?" -twitch- No. Way. I WAS GOING TO BE A NINJA! Excitement quickly took over my being and I started to get hyper... Poor sound ninjas...

"Am I really gonna be a NIIINJA?! No way!! My life is now complete! Thank you SoOoOoOo much! I LOOOVE YOU!"... Oops, I didn't mean to actually say that I loved him. I really hoped he didn't notice... Sadly, he did. I saw him grimace as soon I said those words. I started blushing again. "I, uh, erm, N-not, not like T-THAT, L-lord Oro–"

"It's fine, Jade, I know what you mean." -sigh- Thank god. "Now come on, I'll introduce you to the Sound Four first. Ok?" I nodded quickly, very excited that I was about to meet even MORE Naruto people. I wasn't really thinking (You NEVER think) as I ran up to him, held his hand and ran up to the door. "Let's go, let's go!! I can't WAIT!"

60 minutes. It had been an entire hour and we still couldn't find the Sound Four. I was starting to get irritated. Just as I was about to ask if they were even there I heard the sound of a flute, and some people talking. 'About time! I mean holy dear mother of spork!' I almost didn't want to meet them anymore, because they decided to make themselves nice and hard to find. Lord Orochimaru seemed irritated as well, but held it in and acted calm, as we walked into the room.

Once the door opened, I felt five pairs of eyes on us. Yes, five. It would seem that Kimimaro was with them at the moment. This was great! I was a fan of him too! "Alright, Jade. This is the Sound Four" he said, as he pointed to each one and said their name, giving me some time to say hello after each person. He pointed at Tayuya and I glared a little, before mumbling a small "Hi"... She didn't seem to like my attitude as she glared right back. Next were Ukon and Sakon. I smiled warmly, held out my hand, and said "Hello! Nice meeting you!" They smiled– Well, I was pretty sure it was a smile- and shook my hand. With the other two, it was just a simple "Hello", and a smile.

That is, until he introduced me to Kimimaro. "Alright, Jade. This is Kimimaro. You will treat him with respect, seeing as he and Kabuto will be your sensei until you are strong enough to train under me". I nodded, and smiled up at Kimimaro, who seemed like he didn't want to be here. "Hello, Kimimaro sensei! I hope we can become friends!!" He nodded and Orochimaru told them that we had to go.

This was absolutely amazing! Kimimaro. The Kimimaro was going to be my sensei!! We had walked around for about another half an hour. He was telling me which doors lead to what, and where I was allowed to go. But I wasn't really listening, which was a VERY stupid thing to do. After walking around without talking, the silence started to get to me. I was about to start a conversation when I heard something that would change my life in this place forever.

"I'm sorry! I was just jeekin!"... Jeekin? I only knew one person who said that. I decided to test my theory. I stopped walking, and said real loud, "HOLY FRIGGLE SHNITZ! NO WAY!!" Orochimaru looked at me like I had grown another head. But I got the reaction I was hoping for, complete silence from the other room. That is until I heard a faint, "Jade??" and then the sound of a person running to the door.

"Cheyanne?! Is that you?!" I yelled as I ran to the door... Right as she opened it from the other side... You know in those cartoons, where when a door is opened on a person, they get flattened and slide to the floor? Yeah well, that pretty much what happened to me. Stupid Cheyanne. "Jade?!" my anger slowly faded as I got up, and gave my best friend a hug. "Oh my god! Your here too? When did you get here? Did you meet people yet?" I was ecstatic that I was going to have my friend here with me. "Calm down, Jade! Jeeze! Well, obviously I'm here too. I got here about two days ago– Oh, Courtney's here too! And yes, I met almost everyone! Guess what?! I'm going to be a NINJA!" I walked back over to Orochimaru, grabbed his hand, and laughed at her enthusiasm, nearly forgetting that I was even worse when Orochimaru told me that I was going being trained.

"Wait. SHE IS?! Where is she? And exactly how long has she been here?!"

"In that room, that's where! She's been here for almost two weeks now! Wait... Why, exactly, are you holding Orochimaru's hand?"

Blushing, I realized she was right. I didn't even realize that I did it. "Are you two...? You know... An item?" my poor red face had probably went about 40 shades darker. This was weird, since I'm not usually one to blush. "N-No! Of course not! You know I like holding peoples hands! And I was nervous, since I'm in a new place. Yes, nervous... Nothing else" I said glancing around the room. I felt a hand on my head, and as I looked up I seen Orochimaru smiling at me with a barely noticeable blush on his pale skin. I smiled back and my friend grabbed my arm, pulling me into the room so I could see my other friend.

Sadly, I did see my friend. I just saw a little more than was needed. There, on a chair, was Courtney... Sitting on Kabuto's lap. And they were kissing. 'Could that really be called kissing?? It's more like eating each others faces off' '... Ew... You have a gross way of putting things, Mr. Dark Side. I think it's cute! It's young love!' '-puts finger to mouth and pretends to barf-'. Luckily, Mr. Dark Side had decided to take over me and ruin the... Uh... Precious Moment. I walked over to them, and did something that shocked everyone in the room...

Cliffhanger!

Me: So, how was it? Good, bad, so-so? Write me a review and give me your opinions!

Naruto: Hey! Wasn't that MY job, ttebayo?! AND YOU OWE ME RAMEN!

Me: Ugh, fine. -hands you ramen- Now if it means SOOOO much to you. Tell them to review.

Naruto: -inhales ramen- Only one bowl? -pouts-

Me: Yes. Only one bowl. Now stop pouting and say the stupid review line.

Naruto: Right! CLICK THE BUTTON AND SEND A REVIEW SAYING HOW THE CHAPTER WAS, TTEBAYO! There!

Me: Thank you, Naruto. Now please don't be too mean. Contrary to popular belief, I am human. Therefore I do have feelings.

People in My Class: -burst out laughing- YOUR HUMAN?! (A/N: Yes. The people in my class don't think I'm human...)

Me: Thank you for reading, and I'll try to get chapter three up soon!