Tristana blinked. Where was she? She must have blacked out after taking Ezreal head on. She took a minute to get accustomed with her surroundings. This didn't look like any part of Summoner's Rift... It was dark, there appeared to be torches on the walls and... Oh great, she was chained to the wall. "He-Hello? Anybody know where I am?" Tristana called out, into the echoing halls of her present location. "Why, you're in my sex dungeon!" Cackled Urgot in response. The ground shook as he stepped towards her, out of the shadows. The Torch light revealed Urgot's Robotic Penis! It's length and girth was easily detectable as the work of Noxian's finest in scientific advancements. "My dear Tristana, you are one lucky Yordle... You shall be the first to try out one of the finest Noxian advancements since reviving ME!"
Tristana's emotions were mixed. She was frightened of the metallic phallus, but at the same time, humbled that Urgot selected her to be the first to try out such a magnificent invention. She braced herself as Urgot's pride set off a countdown. "Three... Two... One..." Said the feminine voice emanating from the member. Steam erupted from the side of it as it pumped back and forth towards the blue megling. Hydraulic pumps on the sides of it slid back and forth as the first inches of it penetrated her behind. Immediate pleasure filled her body as the whirring contraption sent electroshocks up her spine. Her body started to go limp as Urgot's did all of the work. His respirated laughs repeated with each jolt.
Tristana realized she had to find a way out of this place, and suddenly she got an idea. "Ooooh Urgot! Ult me baby! Ult me!" She howled upwards in pleasure. With one quick chuckle, they had switched places. "Wha- YOU TRICKED ME! UNCHAIN ME NOW YOU INSIGNIFICANT FOOL!" Urgot bellowed at Tristana as she made her way through the halls of the sex dungeon. It didn't take long for her to find her way out of it, emerging at Baron Nasher's spawn. "Now I can finally help my team and hopefully end this match quickly!" Tristana thought to herself. QUADRA KILL.
