The Party

I don't own Twilight? No? Okay, just checking…

EPOV

I woke up to a small scream. My head pounded because I remember downing at least seven or eight glasses of alcohol before it gets all blurry. I turned over and saw a completely naked Bella Swan. I sprang up from my bed.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" I shouted. She shrugged angrily.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK DUMB-ASS?" she shrieked back. We both flinched do to the hangovers. Then we heard Alice and someone else—probably Jasper—padding across the hallway. This was the downfall of living with your older brother and younger sister, because Emmet and Rosalie soon came from the basement to my door way also.

First, the collective gasp at Bella and me, half-naked, in my room. Second, Alice's obvious glare at both of us, and Jasper and Emmet's nod of approval. Lastly, was Rosalie. God, did I hate Rosalie.

"You whore!" she said to no one imparticuliar. "Both of you!" she clarified. Bella shook her head.

"He said that they'd broken up." She defended herself, throwing me under the bus to do it. Emmet mouth the word nice when he saw Bella turn around to get her dress. I rolled my eyes.

"Really?" Rose turned to me. "Because Tanya called me crying, because she said that she saw you two leave together." She crossed her arms. I grabbed jeans and smoothly pulled them over my boxers before anyone could see anything.

"Serves her right." I muttered. "She was the one giving a hand job to a talent scout." I said. You could see the light die in Rose's eyes.

"Scott?" she asked. I nodded, making everyone else furrow their eyebrows. "That bitch." She murmured before leaving the room. Alice was still glaring at Bella when Emmet and Jasper left to see if Rose was going to kill Tanya.

"I told you." She looked at Bella. "I totally told you." She crossed her arms and I rolled my eyes.

"Alice," I injected calmly. "We're both adults…" I looked between the two girls. Bella was a scarlet red, making me smile. I found it cute she was embarrassed. Alice scoffed. "We can make our own choices." I raised my eyebrows.

"Fine." She spat. "But Bella you better take a shower before you see me again. You smell like sex with my brother." She quipped. I smiled. Alice always had the weirdest ways of making up excuse not to see someone for awhile.

I turned to Bella. "I'm sorry." She said after a minute of silence. I shook my head.

"Never apologize for sex." I joked, making her laugh and blush again. I liked the sound of her laugh, it made me smile. "I'll drive you home." I pulled on the same shirt from last night and she slipped on her dress and grabbed her heels.

We silently made our way through the house. I could hear Alice complaining to Jasper about how mad she was that I slept with her best friend—I thought that was stupid. I could hear Rose calling Tanya and yelling at her as Emmet played grand theft auto on the PS3. They were all so predictable.

We left the car and got into my Vanguish before either of us said anything. "I can't believe I just had sex with you." She said, her voice tired. I pulled out of the driveway and scoffed.

"You say that like it's a bad thing."

"It is."

"It is?" I glanced at her in disbelief.

"Yes." She replied curtly. "It is." she leaned against the leather upholstery and let out a groan. "Alice is mad, Rose is mad, Tanya is furious." She looked at me with her big brown eyes. "How could you take advantage of me like that?" she accused.

I choked on my own spit. "W-what?" I stopped the car because I realized I had no clue where I was going. "Where do you live?" I asked. She wiped at her tears.

"2435 Forks Lane…asshole." She glared at me. I rolled my eyes.

"It was consensual." I shot back.

"But I was drunk!" she shouted. I nodded sarcastically. She was being ridiculous.

"I know. So was I. If I was sober, do you think I'd really sleep with you?" I clutched the steering wheel so tight my knuckles hurt. I wanted to strangle the tiny woman in the passenger seat. I stopped at her house.

She was still staring at me, her eyes hurt. I looked at her and sighed. "I didn't mean I wouldn't sleep with you…you're beautiful." I said, clearing that fact up. "But, I wouldn't sleep with you because you're insane!" I shouted. She made an angry face at me and got out of the car.

Just then, my phone rang. I flipped it open. "What?" I asked. The voice on the other end gasped.

"God, someone's grumpy this morning." Tanya quipped. I rolled my eyes. I really didn't want to talk to her. "Rosalie told about Bella you asshole!" she shouted.

How many people are going to call me that today? "We broke up Tanya, you really can't be mad." I replied, making her scoff.

"I've broken up with you at least two times before. You never went and banged some ugly chick before." She quipped. I laughed. Bella was quite the opposite of ugly. She was probably a ten, Tanya was just too jealous to admit it.

"Bye Tanya." I shut the phone and tossed it in the passenger seat. I drove away smiling.

BPOV

"I can't believe you." Alice said, staring at me. "You slept with my brother. You know he used to change my diaper." She crossed her arms. "Think about that next time you think about him."

"God Alice…shut up!" I shouted, searching my jewelry box for the heart shaped necklace I'd worn last night. I'd scoured my apartment, but I couldn't find it. I must have left it at Edward's house. "Have you seen my favorite necklace?" I asked. Alice shrugged.

"I didn't borrow it." she left. "I'm gonna take a nap." She yawned. "When you and my brother stop fornicating, wake me." she added sarcastically.

I could already tell she was going to be avoiding Edward b staying with me. And it was fine, since she still paid her rent for her room in the apartment, even though she basically lived at the Cullen mansion.

I must have left the necklace at Edward's…that's the only logical place. I sighed and scrolled down my contacts to realize he wasn't there. I knew Alice wasn't going to give it to me, even if I begged, so I was completely SOL.

I fell onto my bed and sighed. Well, this sucked.

EPOV

Swift and quick, the baseball shot from the machine. I swung and missed. Emmet rolled his eyes and Jasper laughed.

"You hit like a girl." He smiled with his arms crossed. "You couldn't suck more if you tried." He laughed a little harder. Emmet nodded his agreement.

"Screw you." I replied, swinging again. This time I hit it, but it didn't go far. "Shit." I murmured.

"Alice already did that." Jasper quipped. Emmet punched him.

"That's our sister, jackass. We don't need the mental image." He shuddered. "How would you like it if I gave you a play-by-play of me and Rose's night?" he raised his eyebrows and Jasper gagged.

"I'll pass." He raised his eyebrows seriously. "But I do want to here about this Bella girl." He smiled at me as I got out of the batting cage.

"What? I was drunk." I shrugged. "It's not liked I'd purposely have a one night stand with my little sister's best friend." I replied. Emmet shrugged.

"I remember catching you jerking off to a picture of Bella when we were thirteen." Emmet replied. I punched him in the arm. "I'm just saying." he added. Jasper gave me questioning look, which I didn't reply to. Instead, we rode back home in complete silence.

When we got home, guess who was waiting for us. None other than my ex-girlfriend Tanya. She was carelessly perched on a bar stool in the kitchen. Her long legs were crossed and her blonde hair was tied back, making her look a lot like Jasper. I let out a sigh of relief. I was glad I hadn't noticed the resemblance before, or else I would have felt like I was screwing my friend, and that's just wrong.

"Edward." She chirped. Rosalie was there too, making herself a salad. That was the only thing those two ate, salads. And not so much a salad, but more like a bowl of lettuce with a tea spoon of dressing. It was ridiculous how they tried to stay double zeroes by starving themselves.

"Why are you here?" I asked rudely. "Because calling me twelve times in the last hour wasn't enough for you?" I crossed my arms furiously and Emmet and Jasper backed away.

"No, because I wanted to know why you slept with that skank!" she shrieked. I rolled my eyes.

"Really?" I laughed. "You're calling Bella a skank?" I scoffed again, for emphasis. "Because wasn't I the one to catch you fucking some other guy while we were still together?" I looked around the room to see Rosalie tighten her grip on her fork. She was still mad about the Scott thing. I couldn't believe she could still be around her sister. "I'm leaving, don't follow me." I spoke again, before opening the front door and heading to my car.

BPOV

I sat in Starbucks with Alice, calmly sipping our drinks in silence. We had nothing to talk about. I'd asked her to give me her brother's number, but she refused, no matter how important the jewelry was to me. I sighed.

I heard the door to the building open. Edward Cullen stepped into Starbucks, ordered a pumpkin spice latte and pivoted towards our table. He looked up, and our eyes met. I blushed; he smiled and started towards us.

"God," Alice muttered when he'd reached the table. "Stalker much?" she asked her brother, who scoffed as he sit down.

"Hi sis." He replied sourly. "Bella," he raised his eyebrows in my direction and I nodded. He scooted his chair closer to mine absentmindedly. Alice was really the only one to notice, because she grimaced.

"I can't believe you two slept together." She griped. "It's gross…and I only let Tanya date you because she seemed so happy, but you two…ew." She shuddered, causing Edward to roll his eyes.

"Drop it Alice." We said in unison, then looked at each other and smiled weakly.

"I'm just saying," she shrugged. "It'd make me feel better if you two went on a date or something, so it's not so much of a one-night-stand thing. You have no idea how weird it is to think my brother boinked my friend and has no intention of calling her. I mean—"

My phone buzzed in my pocket. I picked it up. "Hello? Sorry Alice." I said. I looked over to see Edward looking just as bored as I was.

"Hey, um this is Edward Cullen…you know, the guy you slept with last night? Alice's older brother?" he said. I turned around again to see he had his phone to his ear. Alice rolled her eyes and I giggled.

"Oh, yeah…I remember you." I smiled. He laughed next to me.

"I was wondering if you wanted to go out for lunch in about ten seconds." He chuckled.

"Of course, I just have to ditch your sister." I closed the phone, grabbed my purse, and let Edward lead me out the door.