Heeeeeeey all! I'd like to say thanks to every reviewer of every one of my fics! Esp. Poppy-chan and Bustahead. You peeps have supported me all the way…and for that, you must be in my fic. Sorry, I must honor you somehow! As for Betty Boop, she told me what happens in the end. What I want to know is when ARE THEY GOING TO MAKE A TENCHU GAME WHERE RIKI AND AYAME MAKE HOT, SPICY LOVE! Sorry…~sorryness~
READ! NOW!!
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Tenchu 4: Assassins of Insanity
By: Dragon Lady9
[Rikimaru comes to.]
Riki- Awwwww…hell…my head…my ASS!
[Now realizing he's being well…you know… by Onikage.]
Oni- Shhh….Be still Riki-Chan…
Riki- Fuck you, I'm splittin!
[Takes a nearby dildo and stabs him in the eye.]
Oni-Arrrrrrggggg! I've had this thing you-know-where!
[Riki takes two steps and falls over from an ass cramp.]
Riki- [Rolling on floor.]
Oni- [Yanks Dildo out of his eye.] Awww…poor Riki! [Closing in on Riki.]
Riki- No! Get away! Don't you touch another follicle on me you…Ah!
[Fade to black]
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[Ayame, Zhang, Shinobi Iishi, Lord Godha and Kiku and in Gohda Castle. Ayame is crying on Shinobi's shoulder over her lost Riki, and Zhang is consoling Kiku.]
Ayame- Ahhhhahahaha! My Riki…gone ~sob sob~
Gohda- Well, Ayame, all I can tell you is that you'll have to travel through the portal to a new land, and get our Riki back.
Ayame- ~sob sob sob~ Bastard…. ONIKAGE! IF YOU SO MUCH AS LAY A HAND ON MY RIKI, I'LL…I'LL…
[Picks up Shinobi and hurls him out the window.]
Shin- Ahhhhh! No! Not the sp- ~splat~ …spike bed…
Zhang- You'll be all right, Hunny!
Shin- ~Foaming at mouth and twitching~
Ayame- Well, I don't give a damn about what's-his-name, I'm goin after MY MAN!
[Zhang collects the broken Shinobi and follows after Ayame.]
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[Ayame is blindly running through town at top speed.]
Ayame- ~huffhuffhuff~ ~splat~
???- Hey! What the hell?
Ayame- @_@ shalafifinafu….
???- ~Smacks~ Snap out of it! Hey, aren't you the ninja chick who attacked your man yesterday? And then that demon stole him?
Ayame- Aight, Bitch, I'm gonna open a can of Whoop-ass on ya!
???- Whoa, hey! Wait…. My name is Bustahead, and I can help you!
Ayame- (^_^) Reeeeeeeeeeeeely?
Busta- ¬_¬ Really.
[Zhang and Shinobi get there]
Ayame- So…how far can you get us?
Busta- I will be able to take you to an area called Shoujo. Any farther that that and you're on your own.
Shin- Errrrr…why is it called "Shoujo"?
Busta- It is an area inhabited by only female ninja…
Shin, Ayame and Zhang- ¤_¤
Busta- but don't worry…nothing you guys won't be able to handle.
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~Walkingness~
Ayame- So, how far is this walk? ^_^ ~Happy to try and get her Riki back~
Busta- Ohhhhhhh! Look, that stand is selling Devil May Cry plushies!
Shin- ~gets random diarrhea~ Awwwwww…Gawd. I GOTTA GO! ~Runs behind bush~
Zhang- Wow! I'm actually in this fic! I wonder what made him get the Trots like that?
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Dragon- Muaahahahahahahahahaha! ~Writing in her notepad-thingy and listening to Gackt ~ And and and and…I'll use my magical authoress magic-y magic and make him get the…Ahhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ~Lightning cracks~ ahahahahahahahahahaha ~eyebrows catch fire~…AHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAH! ~Runs around screaming, trying to extinguish eyebrows~
Hotsuma- ~Grabs a water bucket~ ~dumps water~
Dragon- ~eyebrows flame up even more~ Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!
Hotsuma- Whoooooooosie! Silly meh…seems that bucket was full of Kerosene…^V^
~Is happy to try and do me in~
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[Shinobi is over his diarrhea]
Shin- awe…I must've shit out my brain….
Ayame- Must have…~mutters~ a lot sooner than just now.
Zhang- Aiye
Busta- ~Hugging her 62nd Dante Plooshie~ ^O^
Dragon- HIIIIIIIII!
Shin- Stop Dragon…That's very random and immature of you!
Dragon- XP
Shin- DRAGON!
Dragon- ~_~
Shin- Dragon…look at me Dragon!
Dragon- ~Looks~
Shin- now promise me you'll never do that again!
Dragon- Scouts honor!
Shin- Good ~hugs~
Dragon- ^________^ /Like I'm a scout! XD/
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~sings~ And now I fear…our time has come…before I leave, I give you my LoooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooove! Sorry.
As of now, I'm holding a contest. Now let me give you a Lit lesson here. I have made several Allusions in this fic. Allusions are references to other things. Obviously I have refered to Devil May Cry in this Chapter. Now it is your job to find the other one. There is only ONE left. If you guess it right, I'll put you in a drawing to be in the next chappie? Sound kewl? Good! Now get to wooork!