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Year 2

Okay, this is not good, not good at all. I'm in an empty corridor standing between an angry boy who wants revenge and an angry idiot. Yes. Once again Severus and Potter are fighting. And somehow I got stuck in the middle. This seems to happen a lot. I'm not sure what happened but I do know that Potter and his band of idiots did something to Severus yesterday, probably hexed him and so when we met Potter alone in a empty hallway Severus just had to get revenge. Oh great. They're trading spells again. Now I'm really curious. Even with all the books I´ve read those two always manage to find spells I've never even heard of. Not that I'd admit it to anyone. Should I do something to stop them? Maybe I'll just wait a bit, after all, seeing how many shades of red Sev's face can turn is rather amusing.

"POTTER" His damn spell hit me! Hah! He's scared now.

"Oh wow Evans I'm so sorry! That spell was supposed to hit Snivellus." Why does he think that's any better?

"And that's so much better is it?" He's staring at me. Why is he staring at me? Stop staring at me Potter!

"You're cute when you're angry Evans." Really? Wait he doesn't mean that, he's just hoping I won't slap him again. That's what you think Potter. Quick Lily, find a comeback, need a good comeback!

"And you're a stupid prat!" Hah! That'll show him. "Stop annoying me and stop hexing my friend! Come on Severus, let's go." Ignore him and walk away.

"Don't go Evans! It was just a little... misunderstanding that's all. Why don't you come with me to the Quidditch pitch and we can go for a fly or something?" He's even stupider than he looks if he thinks I'll go anywhere with him.

"Misunderstanding, my foot! And I hate flying!"

"Oh... then we can go for a walk around the lake," he says smiling. Idiot. I don't want to go anywhere with him! Get the message! Maybe I should tell him that?

"She doesn't want to go anywhere with you Potter, leave her alone!" Oops. I forgot Severus was here. Stupid Potter, making me forget my friend.

"Why should I?" Huh, I thought only Slytherins were able of sneering so well "Is she your girlfriend?"

Me and Severus! A couple!

"NO! " Yeah! You show him, Sev!

"No, of course not, why would she, or anyone for that matter, want to go out with you? You're just a greasy snake." And they're duelling again. I really need to start working on my spells.

"Stop it you two." Either they didn't hear me or they're ignoring me. They better not be ignoring me. "Stop it!" A bit louder. Nothing. "STOP IT YOU BABOONS!" Hah! They stopped.

"Potter! What's your problem? Just leave him alone! And he is NOT greasy!" Okay, he is, but he's a very nice person and it doesn't matter. Although, a shower and some shampoo wouldn't hurt him.

"Aww that's so sweet. You're little girlfriend needs to protect you." Where does he learn to sneer like that? Oh great they're about to start duelling AGAIN.

"Is there a problem here?" Oh that's just great! Slytherin's sixth year prefect, Lucius Malfoy. I hate him, I don't get why Sev insist he's an okay guy. He called me a mudblood once!

"Not at all, Malfoy." Wow. How does Potter manage to get any words out, he's grinding his teeth together so hard.

"Good. Now why don't you two Gryffs scatter and leave my friend here alone." That bastard! Severus is MY friend! But Sev is giving me THAT look again. It means get out of here and don't embarrass me. And because I'm such a good friend, I leave. And Potter with me. Sev owes me big time.

"Now that we've gotten rid of that snake, how about that walk, eh?" He managed to keep his mouth shut for three minutes. That's probably a record! Does he really think running his hand through his hair is cool? It looks stupid. He's stupid!

"How about not?"

"Come on Evans don't be a spoilsport! It'll be fun." Yeah right, because you're such a great guy to hang out with.

"I doubt that. You see, your name and the word fun just don't go together."

"You don't mean that." Looks like I damaged his ego a bit.

"Yes I do. Now leave me alone." Finally, the Fat Lady and the Gryffindor common room. Hopefully he'll leave me alone until we get to the portrait.

"Why not?" Or not.

"Why should I? I hate you."

"Oh please. It's obvious you like me. Who wouldn't?" Arrogant idiot.

SMACK! Hah! That's going to leave a handprint!

"Anyone with half a brain, Potter." Finally, the Gryffindor common room.

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