Set directly after 2x19 (I'm going backwards)–Lilly's mom has got it going on.
Of Pigs and Principles
"Dad, most guys would trip over themselves to get a girl who wants to pay for themselves… especially a girl like that…. So Miss Truscott is single again, right?"
Miley gagged in the background. "Ewwwwww". Jackson shot her a look.
Robby grinned and put his hand on his son's shoulder. "Jackson, Son. There are lots of girls your own age that have that same independent assertiveness."
"…and that look as hot as Miss Truscott?"
Miley shrugged, "speaking of independent assertiveness, did Lilly really think that she could fight with me like that for so long? What's the big deal about paying?"
"Yeah… I'd go out with a pig if it paid me." Jackson responded.
"Hmmm… maybe I should set you up." Miley grinned.
"With Lilly?" Jackson raised his eyebrows.
"No. With a pig."
"Oh, ha ha."
"You know that's not quite a bad idea" Robby said, looking between his children.
"Setting Jackson up with a pig?"
"No, with Lilly. Jackson said he was looking for an assertive, independent girl. And if he can't get her mother…"
"Old fashioned daddy say what?"
Jackson smirked. "Hmmm… sounds better than dating a pig. Think she can borrow that dress of her mother's that…"
Miley slapped his arm. "You're the pig."
"What?!" He replied, feigning innocence.
"There's no way I'd ever let my brother date someone I care about." Miley crossed her arms over her chest.
"Oh com'on Miley" Robby cut in, "at least let him get turned down by Lilly herself."
"Yeah" stuck in Jackson, "at least let me get turned down… hey!!!"
Miley still had her arms crossed and refused to answer either her father or her brother.
"What? Are you afraid she might say yes?" asked Robby.
Miley thought about this. Could Lilly say yes? She was in a romantic slump lately, and romantic slumps could usually get people to do some pretty insane things.
Miley bit her lip. "Of course not. But just too stop anyone from having a temporary loss of sanity and doing things which might ruin a family, I'll take out those blackmail photos of you trying on my Hannah outfits."
Jackson pretended to be in shock, "you wouldn't!" He shrugged, "besides, I thought you wanted Lilly to be your sister."
"Not THAT badly" Miley answered, still thinking about it. Ok. The idea was starting to warm up on her… but she wasn't at the point where she would ever want to set her wannabe-sister up with her pig of a brother, was she?
Thanks for the reviews! They inspired more! Hmmm... should there be more? Perhaps Bye Bye Ball?