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"Heyyyy, Masoto-kun?" Usagi greeted.

"What, Tsukino-san? Can't you see I'm a little busy?" Masoto Soujoin replied, icily. He was not in a good mood, for he recently found out that Naru had started dating Umino.

"C'mon, I know something–or someone–that'll put you in a better mood!" Usagi chimed, grabbing his shirt and attempting to drag him away.

However, Masoto held his ground, not trusting Usagi's judgement. Combined with the fact that Izô was also grabbing him, and Mitsuhide, however weak he was, was just a hair stronger than Usagi.

"Let–go–of–ME!" Masoto yelled, pulling his arms out of both of their hands with unnecessary force.

"Masoto, she's gonna try to pair you up with one of her ugly friends!" Izô warned into Masoto's ear.

Masoto was used to his frenemy's rudeness, so he just ignored that he had a) called him by his first name and b) didn't even add an honorific.

"Shaddup, Sakura-brain. You're uglier than any of her friends." Masoto yelled, before Usagi dragged him away again.


"Oh, Mako-chan!" Usagi greeted. Makoto Kino looked over and saw that Usagi was dragging a poor guy behind her who had long since given up.

A poor cute guy.

"He looks like my old boyfriend…" Makoto swooned.

Masoto sweat-dropped. He was not really interested in her (he still had the hots for Naru-chan) but he had to admit that she was pretty.

That revelation happened just seconds before he turned tail and ran, with Makoto in hot pursuit.


How do you guys like this matchmaking fail? Please R&R!