A/N: As you can see, I failed to control my self. I thought that since I proof read it already may as well upload it…

Oh yea… In this fic, if it continues. I will mostly use a character's family name to refer to that character. But, in conversations, the character will use the name they usually use in anime to call that person. For e.g. I will refer Kikumaru Eiji as Kikumaru. But, most regulars called him Kikumaru senpai/Eiji senpai/Eiji depending on who is talking. I know it sounds stupid but I just happen to be a prick who care of such thing.

Reviews would be nice… criticisms and flames are welcome… praises, if any, would be awesome. Any correctionzzzzzzzz would be very much appreciated! Just as you know, English is my second language but I tried my best to read proof this fic.

Bold words are just my random thoughts.

Italic words are what the character thought at that time.

Disclaimer: I don't own PoT!

Most people thought we are gay

'Tezuka?', Fuji said, breaking the silence they had since they left the school ground. Tezuka and Fuji were currently walking home together. Normally, Tezuka would take a bus home, but whenever he was with Fuji, they always walked home together

'Nanda…', replied Tezuka.

'What do you think of homosexuality and being gay?' the question almost thrown Tezuka off. Almost. If it wasn't because he spent 3 years with the Tensai, he probably would have fallen backwards or at least sweat dropped.

'People are free to make their own choice. For me, it was as long as the choice enables me to achieve my purpose or as long as it would lead to happiness', Tezuka said. It took him a while to answer the question and to choose the right words to express his opinion. Besides, it was not as if he was ever asked with this question.

'As expected of Tezuka… being non-judgmental and all', smiled the Tensai. At this point, most people will at least shudder. One, because Fuji was asking a totally random question. And two, because Fuji was Fuji after all. But Tezuka remained unaffected and kept what Momo referred as Tezuka's poker face.

'What with the sudden question, Fuji?'

'Saa…', smiled the Tensai. Tezuka decided to leave the conversation the way it was… he wasn't really curious, anyway.

'Tezuka?', Fuji said after a while.

'Fuji…', the Seigaku's Captain had this feeling that Fuji hadn't given up his "discussion" on the previously mentioned issue. He didn't really mind, it was just that he preferred to talk about something else. Fuji didn't say anything, instead he giggled

'What is it?', Asked Tezuka.

'Nothing… I was just expecting you to say "Nanda" to me', with that Fuji continued to giggled some more. Tezuka, in the other hand, turned his head, facing the giggling Tensai beside him as if Fuji had grown two head or something. Although he spent 3 years with the said Tensai, he would never be able to figure Fuji out. However, Tezuka thought it was actually a blessing not to be able to figure Fuji out. He would probably regret it, if he ever did because Fuji was too sadistic and too complex for the tensai's own good. Tezuka love being simple and having simple life… All he needed was his Mizuno Prolight S90 tennis racket…

The two continue walking while Tezuka waited for Fuji to finish giggling over whatever funny stuff that Fuji thought was hilarious. Suddenly, a cute pinkish white bunny randomly popped into Tezuka's mind. Tezuka blamed Fuji for being random and made him thinking randomly. It was very rare for Tezuka to think randomly. In fact, daydreaming was not something that he would usually do.

'You know, most people thought we are gay', suddenly Fuji said after his giggling fit.

'Oh…?', Tezuka was speechless. Who wouldn't? Of all things the tensai could say, why did he decide to say THAT? Fortunately, Fuji's house was not that far. So, Tezuka decided to go along with the conversation. 'At least I don't look feminine… well, at least I don't think so.'

'True', replied Fuji, smiling. If Fuji was not Fuji, he probably was thrown back or at least sweat dropped. 'The fact that I DO look a feminine and you look SOO manly made people think that we are dating each other. And the fact that sometimes, we walked home together and played tennis together strengthens their belief.' Said Fuji. 'In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if anyone decided to make a story about our relationship. If they haven't already done so.'

Tezuka winced at the emphasized "DO" and "SOO" but it was not really his fault for saying that. Fuji was the one who started it.

'I never care what people think, Fuji, and I think, it is better if you don't too', Tezuka replied impassively.

'Well, what about a certain person, who you actually DO care of what she thought about you?', Fuji suggested, 'don't you want her to know that you are actually straight?'

'Well…', Tezuka was wondering why Fuji said what he said. And who was the "she" that Fuji was referring to? 'Fuji, if it really worries you, I don't mind explaining it together with you to whomever you want to straighten things out with', perhaps the "she" that Fuji mentioned was referring to Fuji's sister (whoever her name was). Or… maybe it was his brother, Yuuta, he was worried of. Yes, that was probably it. That makes much more sense, Tezuka thought. If Tezuka was not Tezuka, he probably mentally patted himself at the back for his achievement. But, he was Tezuka and Tezuka's achievement level was sky high.

Again, this time, Fuji giggled at Tezuka's response which made the Seigaku's captain stopped walking. Realizing this, Fuji also stopped walking and turned around to face his favorite Seigaku member . 'I am not talking about me, silly', Fuji said while giggling, 'I was talking about you', with that Fuji turned around and continue walking toward his house.

'Me?', he paused and caught up with Fuji, 'why?' Seriously, what is Fuji implying of?

'Because I know', at this point Fuji was no longer giggling. He was smiling. Yes, with a sadistic smile.

'Huh?'

'I know the reason why you went to the roof after school', Fuji's smile grew wider if that was even possible. 'In fact, I know why you were looking at the class opposite school's building. Which, since I am nice I will give you a hint, happen to be Momo's class.'

'Momoshiro?!', if Tezuka was not Tezuka, he would have gasped. But he WAS Tezuka and, more importantly, he WAS Seigaku's captain… he REFUSED to lose his cool. Did Fuji thought I am checking out on Momoshiro? That is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard! If he was really was checking out on Momoshiro, WHICH HE WAS DEFINITELY NOT, he could have done it at the tennis practice. The thought of him liking Momoshiro in affectionate way made Tezuka's stomach rolled and he really felt that he want to vomit. So, he tried to calm himself. Try not to think about it, Tezuka thought.

'Well, yes, Tezuka. You don't think that you can fool everyone into thinking that we have two afternoon practices off because of your generosity, right? And coincidently, both afternoons happened to be THE afternoon when the Cooking Club was having their meeting. And you started this "two times a week off" thing as soon as Momo told us about his request to be in the Cooking club'

Tezuka had nothing to say on this. He knew that if he tried to deny the FACTS that Fuji pointed out, Fuji would definitely asked him to explain everything. He really didn't know how to answer that… well, he knew how to answer that, it was just that he don't want Fuji to know his reasons which is NOT he want to ogle Momoshiro.

Fortunately or unfortunately (fortunate because now Tezuka no need to think up of an excuse and unfortunately because Tezuka don't have time to come up with an excuse to clear this misunderstanding), they arrived at the Fuji's residence. Fuji bid Tezuka goodbye and turned around towards the door.

As Fuji was about to enter his house.

'Fuji…', Tezuka said.

'Ummm…?'

'I am not gay', with that Tezuka turned around and continue to head home.

Fuji smiled. Tezuka could be clueless at times, he thought.

Next chap: You two are dead.