The Spook: Hey Lad?

Tom: Yes ?

The Spook: Are you awake?

Tom: Yes .

The Spook: Ok, you can go back to sleep now.

Tom: Ok .

The Spook: WAIT!

Tom: What ?

The Spook: Would you rather fart butterflies or poop rainbows?

Tom: Burp confetti.

The Spook: Me too.