City of Dance & Crazy!

Summary: Just a story of shorties (short stories) about our crews living in Dance Central City. Going from raiding zoos and dancing to un-dance-able songs... is that even a word? Whatever!

Disclaimer: I still don't own it! Yup, I don't own Dance Central! I only own Mariah (Amija's mother), Kina (Glitch's mother), Chase, Jacob, Piffy Glitch Fluffpaws, Cat-ptain Bodie the Lifeguard, and the Techz crew.

Notes: To understand anything about this read "Glitter Me This", "Now That's Just Silly!", and maybe "Glitch is sssooo Conceited". "GISC" introduces one of my OCs, which is Amija. But if you want to know more about her and the crew, Techz, read my profile.

Warnings: Cussing, craziness, random humor, breakage of the 4th Wall (maybe), yaoi (BodiexGlitch and ChasexNixx), etc.

Chapter 2- A Dance to the Zoo!

"I can't believe you forced me here.", Taye mumbled. Her, Lil' T, Mo and Glitch decided to go to the zoo. Well, only T and Mo. Taye was forced against her own will as well as Glitch. She knew after the goat accident, she couldn't bear to step foot in the animal filled place. Glitch wanted to be with his loving boyfriend at the beach. Mostly to swoon over Bodie's hot ass body and just to be with him. But Mo didn't like the fact that Glitch is a little on the pervert side and dragged him. And yes. He dragged him for real.

"Yeah, Mo! I rather be at home watching Blue Clues!", Glitch agreed with the older Flash4wrd dancer. Mo raised an eyebrow at the younger... if you could see it. "G, you rather glomp Bodie. There's no way you're losing your virginity until you're married." "Can I go then and marry Bodie?"

"..."

"..."

"... I'm going to watch your every move now."

"Mo! That's invading privacy!"

"If it means to keep my little brother innocent then I'm fine with it."

"You mother-"

"Cuss. I want you to."

The two Hi-Def dancers engaged in a glare battle, not caring if the Flash4wrd sisters and bystanding people were watching. "I hate you." "Love you, too, nano. Now let's go in."

A loud sigh could be heard throughout the snake house of the DC Zoo. Eyes turned to look at the owner of the sound. Lil' T crossed her arms and scowled at her older sister. "Taye, you're a grown ass woman. Stop being a baby!"

Taye growled. "Well, as a grown woman I don't want to be here. And stop cussing." "I can't believe you're still mad about the goat thing." "You didn't do anything to that goat. If he didn't eye you wrong I wouldn't have killed it."

Half of that was a lie. Not that Taye didn't know. T didn't tell her sister that she threw a peanut at the goat. Only because it "laughed" at her. Glitch saw the whole thing. He was still scarred from it.

"Taye, you didn't have to kill it... you could have broken its leg or something." "Well, oops." "Can we hurry and look at the damn animals? I want to go home.", Glitch whined, looking at a cobra as it looked back at him. He moved to the left and it corresponded. Weird.

"No.", his mentor answered. "Well, can we at least go look at the pandas?" "... I guess."

They exited the snake house, not seeing the cobra escaping through a crack of the glass and following.

Soon the dancers made it to the panda exhibit. Immediately, Glitch saw the cuteness of the pandas. He cooed when he saw a baby panda (with fur) moving around slowly around its mama. "Aaaww! Mo! Look at the baby panda!" Mo glanced over and smiled. "It is cute."

"I want a picture with it!"

A female zookeeper who was feeding one of the other baby pandas overheard. She stood and walked over to the four. "Well, why not? I reckon you're a fan of pandas?" "Extremely. Any animal that deals with cute, that's Glitch.", T teased. Glitch ignored her and gave the camera he held to Mo. "Momo, take a picture!"

The zookeeper gave the baby panda to the dancer, who cuddled with it as it cuddled back. It was cute. Ironically when Mo abducted the tiny dancer, Glitch was dressed in a pair of back skinny jeans similar to his DCI agent pants, red suspenders hanging from them, and a dark blue t-shirt with a chibi ninja panda on it. He also had a red colored streak in his hair.

Mo took about ten pictures for the Korean. "Alright. Now give the panda back." Glitch pouted but listened none the less. He wanted to keep the furry creature but he already had two kittens at home.

The four decided to go on to the lion exhibit, but not before witnessing a baby panda sneezing and its mama jumping in surprise. "AAAWW!"

"Someone grab him before he fully turns into Sakuri.", Taye said. Mo hoisted Glitch over his shoulder and followed the two sisters out the panda place.

"Taye, did you have to fight the monkey?!" Taye crossed her arms at the older Hi-Def dancer's question. While walking to the cat exhibit, Taye got into with a monkey who agruably started the fight. It threw a bowl at her head and ended up at the vet's. End of story.

"How would you feel if some primate threw something as hard as a metal bowl at your head?!" Mo was about to protest and thought about the question. "Point taken. At least you didn't kill it." "Guys, lions 3 o'clock."

The four dancers turned the corner to go inside the cat exhibit. They passed jaguars, cheetahs, and other wild cats. Soon they made it to the lions. Glitch screamed when he turned to see one lion very close to the gate. The lion just clicked around his mouth and yawned. It put its paw up and somehow managed to pat Glitch's head.

Nearby people paled and sweatdropped. How did-

A zookeeper pushed the lion back gently and helped a shaking Glitch up who kind of collapsed on the ground.

"Are you okay, pal?", he asked. Glitch nodded and leaned against the zookeeper to steady himself. "Uh huh. Just a bit shocked." "Come on, lil' bit." Mo lifted Glitch onto his back, who held him to prevent himself from falling off. They continued to look at the felines, one lioness watching them back. "What is she looking at?", T asked. The lion before sat next to the lioness. He growled out something at the female. She growled out something back.

Taye, T, and Mo were confused. Glitch was pretty much not paying attention to anything. He was falling slowly to sleep. "Um... they looked trained on u-us.", T stuttered. Mo shrugged, Glitch moving a bit. "Hn. Yo, nanobyte, don't fall sleep on me now. You're not the lightest person."

Glitch bit Mo's shoulder, making the other jump. "I'm not fat. I- Mo?"

"Yeah?"

"Don't move."

There was a sudden scream from Lil' T. The older two dancers turned to see the cobra "standing" straight up in Glitch's face. "Ah! Hell no!"

People started noticing the snake and screamed, running around like a bunch of maniacs. Some were taking pictures. About five zookeepers started to crowd around the two crews. "Okay, we need you to stay calm and don't move.", one male zookeeper demanded softly. The cobra turned to see the zookeepers and hissed at them, wrapping a coil around Glitch's ankle. Glitch started to whimper.

"M-mo..." "It will be okay, G. Stay calm." Glitch started to cry when the snake got around his other ankle. "It's going to eat me!" "No, it's not!"

The snake managed to pull Glitch away from his mentor and fully had Glitch sitting on the ground. "MO! IT'S GOING TO EAT ME!" "NO IT'S NOT!"

Glitch started to wail. It just made the situation worse. "Hey, kid! Stop that damn crying! We're going to help you!", the panda zookeeper shouted. Glitch obeyed and nodded. The cobra hissed at her and wrapped itself even tighter to Glitch. The Korean felt more tears. "Oh... my... god! I want my mom! I want Bodie!"

Mo rolled his eyes. "Glitch, stop being a baby!" "This is a fucking cobra and you have the nerve to tell me stop being a baby! Unbelievable!" "Are you preggers because you're having mood swings?", T teased despite how serious the situation was.

Glitch glared at the younger Flash4wrd sister. "Fuck you, T! Fuck you!" "That's Bodie's job!"

"We got it!"

Glitch snapped his head to see two of the zookeepers managed to catch the cobra and now was holding it tightly. The male teen jumped up and ran in Mo's arms. "Momo!" "G, it's fine now. How about we go home?" "Please!", Taye sighed throwing her arms up. The four turned to leave but didn't expect the lion to jump out of it's containment and grabbed Glitch and run back. The zookeepers groaned.

It was mid afternoon when the police and animal control showed up. Glitch has been stuck in the lions exhibit for two hours. When the zookeepers tried to help get him out, two got their legs broken and the others were almost eaten. They had no choice but to call the police and animal control. Glitch had threee lionesses surrounding him under a large boulder that blocked the sun, the head lion sitting on top of it.

The other dancers had shown up a few minutes prior, Riptide being the only missing crew.

"I feel sorry for him.", Rasa sighed, watching as the news people started to take footage.

"Pretty weird. First a cobra and now a lion?", Chase said, wrapping an arm around Nixx's slender waist. "It is weird. Poor Glitch.", Nixx agreed, shaking his head.

"It's an unfortunate day for our little brother, huh?", Jaryn asked, Kerith nodded. "Oh yes. Real unfortunate." Piffy meowed something to Cat-ptain Bodie. The blonde kitten giving a nod.

The kittens were also there, along with Mariah and Kina. Kina was breathing unsteadily hard, Mariah hugging her to comfort the Korean woman. "My baby. My baby." Her eyes were wide with panic and she was paler than usual. The somewhat taller woman nodded. "Calm down, Kina. Glitch will come out just fine."

"WHERE'S MY GLITCH?!"

The dancers, police, Glitch, animal control, lions, and nearby people and animals turned to see Bodie storming towards them, Emilia following. "And he's pissed.", Angel announced.

"WHERE IS HE?!" Seeing that his boyfriend was now here, Glitch stood and wave his arms. "BODIE!" Bodie stared wide eyed with anger to see Glitch with a bunch of wild felines. "Hell no!" He climbed over the gate.

"Uh... sir... you can't go in there.", a cop warned. "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! MY SHAWTY IS IN THERE!"

Bodie marched up to the lion who jumped in front of him blocking his path. The lion roared to scare the lifeguard off, but he didn't budge. Instead, Bodie punched the lion and started a fight.

The audience watched as the two wrestled. Bodie ended up tossing the lion into the nearby pond, the feline knocked out unconscious. He wiped his hands on his shorts and hiked up fiercely to the lionesses. "Listen, you stupid cats. If you won't let my babe go I'll kill you and make you into mink coats for him! I don't care if you're females! MOVE!"

They paled and ran off. Seeing it was now safe, Glitch jumped up into the taller's arms. "Oh my dance! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Boo, you're so hot fighting off that lion like that!"

Bodie hoisted the tiny dancer bridal style, the Korean wrapping his arms around his thicker neck. "G, you're my boyfriend. If you're in danger I'm going to save you."

"This is why I love you, boo." Bodie smirked into the kiss Glitch decided upon himself to give. Mo sweatdropped at the display. "Just what the- Glitch! The cameras!" Glitch broke the kiss, shrugged, and continued kissing his lifeguard. Piffy and Cat-ptain gave each other matching cat smirks.

Aubrey saw it. "Don't you two even think about it!"

And the second chapter is done!

If you didn't catch the reference I made then something is wrong with you. I'm kidding. But for those that have seen the video you know what I'm talking about.

Also, Taye killing a goat is mentioned in "Glitter Me This."... yeah...

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