First off I'd like to say I don't own Inuyasha, Trigun or the story of which this is based. And that I am really sorry for not updating soon, I'm really behind on a lot of stories because I was very sick for the past couple of weeks. Any way it was just sinus cold and now I'm over it and maybe I can get some things done. I hope you enjoy this new chapter.

Inuyasha headed up to the door of the Bear demon's cabin he knocked rather loudly all of a sudden the ferocious Bear demon answered, yelling and swinging at Inuyasha.

"Shut up! Quiet, I can't stand noise." he screamed as he was pounding on Inuyasha. He stopped suddenly and said "Well, don't just stand there with you're mouth open come on in." he yelled as he grabbed Inuyasha and pulled him in.

"Now then I'm going to sleep for the rest of the winter and I can't stand noise got it! That's you're job if I don't get my sleep I'm gonna wring you're neck, got it?" he grumbled.

"Yeah, I got it." said Inuyasha trying to keep from falling over as Boris was practically getting right in his face.

Meanwhile Koga trying his best to get the mole to co-operate.

"All right now are you gonna' tell me what you want in return for helping me, or not." growled Koga in serious frustration.

"Well, you see that fetching young lynx demon?" he asked. Koga looked he saw a lynx demon all right but, boy was she an eye sore. Koga hoped his digging was better than his taste in women.

"Yeah, I see her, what about her?" he asked.

"Well, you see she's been the object of my affection since the first time I saw her… and well… you see I was hoping you might get her to notice me." he explained rather bashfully.

"Oh, is that all? Well, I guess I'll see what I can do." promised Koga.

"Oh, thank you Koga and I promise I'll start digging the tunnel right now." he said in a happy voice.

Koga casually walked up to the lynx.

"Hello, my name is Koga and I…" but before he could get another word out she threw her arms around Koga's neck and gave him a gigantic kiss.

"Oh, where have you been all my life you gorgeous wolf you?" she said as she started coughing and wheezing.

Koga became very still, all he could think to say was,

"SOME ONE! HELP ME!" he cried as he broke free and turned to run, but just as he turned around he saw the little Mole demon digging away at the tunnel,

"Ooh! What am I gonna do? I'm stuck in a cell with a bunch of losers." He thought to himself.

"Oh, hi Koga. Did you talk things out with Marceline?" he said as he began to drift away to dreamland.

"WHO?" he asked in surprise.

"Marceline. That's her name."

"Oh, so the smoking dragon has a name huh, well, I guess I could give it one more try" he said to himself. And the closer he got the more he winced at the thought of what he had gotten himself in to. He tapped her on the shoulder.

"Oh, so ya came back, huh?" she said turning to admire him "I guess I can't blame ya' it's hard to stay away from anything this nice." She remarked as she started to walk towards him.

"(Gulp!)" Went Koga as she brought her arm around his neck.

"Well, what are ya waiten for? Kiss me."

Koga had seen rotting corpses, witnessed thousands of horrible vicious slotters. but none of that ever made him want to do what he was about to do at this very moment.

"(BLEHHCK)" Koga cupped his hand over his mouth and ran away quick to go throw up.

After an hour of waiting and hiding Koga decided that he would just make his escape through the tunnel and leave the Mole to work out his problems for himself. But he had other plans.

"OH, Koga! Did you tell my love how I feel about her yet?"

"Look, I'm sure she thinks you're really cute and you two will get married and have tons of adorable little gools together blah, blah, blahblahblah. I'm getting out of here."

"No, you can't!" he begged.

"Oh, can't I? Why don't you watch me and see." warned Koga.

"If you don't help me…….I'll…I'll. I'll cave the tunnel in." he threatened trying to sound tough.

"YOU WOULDN'T!...You would, wouldn't you?" said Koga, suddenly realizing that he was serious.

Koga took all he could stand and he couldn't stand no more, he grabbed the little mole and dragged him over to the old Lynx and dropped him in her arms and said "Here, he's your problem now. And I hope you both go insane with happiness." He cried as he ran to the whole and made his escape.

About a half hour or so Inuyasha was pacing back and forth, trying to think of some way to make an escape and return to Kagome and the others. He started admiring the paintings on the walls, keeping as quiet as possible. He noticed a painting in particular, it was the portrait of a beautiful young women he couldn't seem to help himself, all he did was whistle then all of a sudden Boris tore out of his room and started chasing down Inuyasha and beating him over the head with a book and screaming the same thing as before. "QUIET! SHUT UP! I CAN'T STAND NOISE!" He stopped immediately and walked back to his bedroom and slammed the door, then he came back and yelled "GOOD NIGHT!" and slammed the door behind him. After all that Inuyasha decided to keep quiet. Little did he know that Koga was watching through the window,

Just then he got an idea.

"HMM, you evil genius you." thought Koga to himself. "I'll cause a lot of noise and when the bear demon wakes up, he'll kill Inuyasha for sure. But how do I get in there to do it?"

While he was thinking over his devious plot against him, Inuyasha decided to read one of the books on the shelf…. "Wait a minute does Inuyasha even know how to read? And were there any books available to read way back then?" interrupted Vash.

"Look do you want to here the story or not?" I said calmly (Not)

Koga had worked his way in through a window; he crawled on the floor so he wouldn't be detected by Inuyasha. He found a feather on the floor and thought to himself "Hmm, this has possibilities." Just then he crawled right behind the chair that Inuyasha was sitting in and began tickling his feet with the feather, but nothing happened Koga couldn't understand it, "It should have worked" he thought to himself "But why didn't it?" then he noticed that Inuyasha was fast a sleep with a big smile on his face, he began muttering Kagome's name. "Why you!" wined Koga. Just then the door opened and Koga ducked behind another chair, he watched as Boris walked in his sleep from one room to the next, then finally back to his room.

What do you suppose will happen next? Will Koga succeed in his dastardly attempt to annihilate Inuyasha? Will Inuyasha get back to Kagome before Koga does? Find out next time on Yu-yu Hakusho.. (Whoops sorry) I had an out of series experience. What I meant to say was Find out in the next chapter of Krystlemoon's tall tales. Please review and tell me what you think.