Howdy my Subjects! Thanks for the reviews, and thanks to those who subscribed to the Fic, but didn't actually review . Lol, I jest. I'm truly grateful. Especially to Hoashi-chan who spurred me into writing this. It probably would have been abandoned otherwise…
*Gasp* How dare you suggest that I am trying to increase the word count of my Fic!! I am disgusted! ;)
Chapter 2 ~ The Head Cases Have Landed! (Not Stolen From xoxNickNackxox) xD
Just, Like, Normal P.O.V
You would think people might notice if a group of girls fell out of the sky and landed in a busy city centre. Normally you would be right. However, there were far more interesting going ons in the world at that moment.
The people who should have noticed when it started raining females were gawping at a massive screen atop a skyscraper, where a man named Lind. L. Taylor was leading a very interesting broadcast directed at the mysterious Kira…
Nicole's P.O.V
Ouch. Bloody hell. My head hurts. All because of that freak earthquake.
Whoa, the earthquake!
I shot upright, holding my now spinning head and examined the damage.
Jessica must be such crazy voodoo witch to pull this off! Hm, speaking of Jessica,
It was evident we were no longer in her room. We were outside somewhere. A city by the looks of it. Luckily nobody had spotted us. They were all watching something on a big TV. Hang on. How are the others? I mentally kicked myself for not checking sooner and hastily scanned the area for my friends.
I only spotted Megan. Uh-oh. Where the hell is everyone?
I clambered over to my comatose friend and shook her by the shoulders. Her neck snapped backwards and forwards alarmingly so I stopped. Whoops.
It seemed to have done the trick though, as Megan opened her eyes and greeted me with "What the fuck?!"
"Megan!!" I yelled, "Your alive!"
"Duh. Where are we?!"
Err, either Death Note or we've been kidnapped by Peedos with a bad sense of humour. Oh. Think I'll stick with the anime…
"Um, remember in Jessica's room?" I said shakily.
"Yeah..?" She said, still obviously confused.
Oh, God I hope she's not concussed.
"The spam thing on YouTube…About Death Note?" I elaborated.
Ah, here we go. The light bulb in her head has flickered on.
"No!" She gasped "We can't be in Death Note!" Her voice adopted a sulky tone, "and If we had to be in an anime, why not Naruto?!"
"Cuz Jessica's gay," I mumbled. "Anyway, where is everyone else? Did you see Rebecca or Hannah, or anyone we know? "
"Tch, In case you hadn't noticed I was unconscious!" She growled. "Maybe we're the only ones here anyway." She added.
"I doubt it, it was Jessica's computer."
"Maybe we're dreaming?" Megan suggested hopefully
Dreaming. Pffft. I leaned over and punched Megan on the shoulder. (then realised I had italics on and turned them off).
"OW!" She screamed, "What was that for you Douche!?"
"Just to prove we aren't dreaming. Dreams don't hurt remember?" I sighed.
She gave another loud scream, and pointed towards the large screen ahead.
"Christ! What no-" I paused, shocked. "Oh."
The image being displayed was utterly Shocking, Mind Blowing, Bloomin' Impossible, Im…Probable, I. Woaaa. The dude on the screen was…Lind L Taylor.
I turned to Megan to see that her jaw had somehow unhinged.
"Mega-" I started excitedly, when:
"SSSSSHHHH!"
"Bu-"
"Quiet!" She snapped.
Huh? Its not like she hasn't seen this episode before. Hmph. Fine. I tuned into the conversation.
Lind was just finishing his rant.
"Kira." He said sternly, " I've got a pretty good idea what your motivation might be, and I can guess what you hope to achieve. However, what you are doing right now, is Evil."
I smirked as I imagined the look on Light's face, then shuddered as Taylor gave the creepiest smile since MJ saw that little boy for the first time.
Megan was also smiling. We both knew what was coming next.
We both began counting down from forty.
At 'one' Megan screeched: "Kira's Ah Firin' His Lazor!!!"
Then I screamed "BBBLLLUUUGGGHHH!!!"
We received many angry glares and death threats for that. Or perhaps we got death glares and angry threats…Either way most people missed the moment when the wannabe L actually snuffed it.
The crowd looked murderous now. Thankfully the real L grabbed their attention again.
"Come on Nicole!" Megan hissed, "We should find the others and get outta here before these people get really mad!"
Oh yeah. I remembered. We're in Death Note, and our friends are missing.
"Heh, good idea."
We scuttled away like a diseased crab, trying not to attract any attention.
"Now. To start the rescue mission" I though determinedly.
"Wait." Megan interrupted my Hero Mode. "Where bouts are we?"
I sighed impatiently. "Death Note. The anime? Remember?"
Damn. She is concussed.
"Meh, I know that. I mean, like, Where are we?"
Ah.
"Even worse," She added worriedly, "The timeline is completely fucked."
I frowned. "How do you mean?"
"Well, The plan was to save Mello right? But we are right at the start of the anime which is nowhere near Mello and Matt's Deathday. What if the others are numerous episodes away, and we're trapped here?"
Ah.
"But," She concluded " Worst of all, I-I think we're in the DUB."
She finished in a choked whisper. "The character voices…Th-They, They're awful!"
I sank to my knees, my mouth gaping in a silent scream.
Dun Dun Duhhh! R&R? Yes this whole chapter was ridiculous. The whole Mello n' Matt plot starts properly next chapter, when we catch up with Hannah & Jessica (Yours Truly) And Rebecca-danna with a special guest :3.
P.S~The MJ thing was just a bad joke xD.
Respect MJ!! Respect…