Ok, so someone (who will remain nameless) has been bugging me to write
another chapter.
And… here it is…. Uhh, give a review if you like it.
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Val: DEMITRI!!!
Demetri: *sigh* yes, my queen?
Val: I'm BOOOORRRREEEED!
Demetri: and?
Val: it's YOUR job to cheer me up!
Demetri: it is?
Val: Yes, so come on, if I don't start having fun in the next 5 MINUTES I will be forced to make you eat lava.
Demetri: well, we could bring guybrush down here….
Val: WHAT?!?!? Nooooo, someone already got there first, and he has an unbreakable contract with them. What happened to Osama?
Demetri: eaten.
Val: President bush?
Demetri: he's not dead yet.
Val: I meant the old one.
Demetri: so did I.
Val: oh… there must be SOMETHING to kill, maim or torture….
*Virgil (from my fic) pops his head around the door*
Virgil: Hi everyone!
*Demetri and Val both grin*
Virgil: *looking at grins* What? What's so funny? Tell me please!
*5 minutes later. Virgil is tied to a rope above a pool of molten rock*
Virgil: AHHHHH! Look, when I said 'what's so funny' I asked you to TELL me, not SHOW ME!
Val: ok, I have a proposal for you.
Virgil: WHAT? I don't want to marry you!
Val: that's not what I meant. Now here's the deal. Everytime you take a breath of air, you get lowered by 1ft. you have 30 minutes to hold your breath for as long as possible. Any questions?
Virgil: Yeah, what happens if I try to escape?
Val: There IS no 'escape from monkey isla…' oh sorry. If you try to escape, you will be killed, by THIS!
*Val uncovers a big-ass laser that strangely resembles the one in Austin powers 2. Albeit, much smaller.*
Virgil: That tiny piece of junk? Bwahahahaaa!
Val: oops, not that. *turns the laser around to reveal 'mini-me' having his way with it*
Virgil: you're going to kill me with a horny dwarf?
*Mini-me heard this, and jumped off the laser. He runs at Virgil full speed, jumps and bites his nose*
Virgil: GHAAAAA! GWET THISH THUNG OFF MY NOOSE!
Val: mini-me, down. *mini-me gets down* your time starts now, Virgil.
Virgil: But! But! *Virgil drops 2ft, then holds his breath*
Val: mini-me, guard! *mini-me sits down, and waits for Val to leave. He looks back at the laser forlornly.
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Val: How long has it been?
Demetri: only 5 minutes.
Val: Darn. I NEED something to do!
*Phantom walks in at this point with headphones on, he is singing the words*
Phantom: That makes you larger than life! Ooh yeah!
Val: PHANTOM!!!
Phantom: *takes off headphones* Uhh, yeah?
Val: were you just listening to the backstreet boys?
Phantom: ummmm, no.
Val: Ok then. I wish they would burn in hell…..hmmmm. Sayyyy, Demetri?
Demetri: you have GOT to be kidding.
Val: *shakes her head* nope, bring them down.
Demetri: *sigh* ok, *pulls a cord*
*5 guys suddenly drop from the sky, screaming loudly, they hit the floor with a sickening crunch*
Phantom: *looking over at them* OH MY GOD! IT'S THE BACKSTREET BOYS!! *he proceeds to scream like a little girl, and walks up to them* I am your biggest fan! Can you please sign my tail?
*2 of the backstreet boys sign his tail, the other 2 died from being crushed by the other 3, and the other pushed the pen too hard, making phantom bleed over him. He then proceeded to melt.*
Phantom: YAY! I'm so happy! *stops.* everyone is looking at me, ain't they? *turns around. Sure enough Val and Demetri are staring at him with grins on their faces*
Val: Phantom…. Kill.
Phantom: but!
Val: You DARE question me? *her eyes glowed red*
Phantom(scared): NO! NOT AT ALL! *proceeds to eat every last member of the backstreet boys, Followed by a few burps and weeps.*
*Griffon turns up and looks at Val*
Griffon: HEY! Why wasn't I in the last chapter?
Val: I dunno, why don't you ask the author?
Griffon: ok, looks up HEY! Why wasn't I in the last chapter?
*a big booming voice is heard*
BBV: Because you are not very funny
Griffon: WHAT?!? I can be funny! Watch this! *griffon proceeds to do an impression of a chicken* SEE?
BBV: you are a bird, and you impersonate another bird…. And THAT'S supposed to be funny?
Griffon: *still doing a chicken impression* But I'm being a chicken! Bwark Bwark?
Val: I don't find that very funny.
Griffon: *start bursting into tears* Why are you always so mean to me? I try my best!
*everyone feels ashamed*
*Griffon walks away, but trips over a pillar and into phantom. Phantom is hot, and sets griffons feathers on fire. Griffon screams.*
Griffon: AHH AHHH AHHHH! My feathers! Help! *runs around in circles. Everyone laughs*
Griffon: *stops* hey, you're finding this funny? I'm being FUNNY? Woohoo! PHANTOM! QUICK! Do a lava pillar on me.
Phantom: but that will ki..
Griffon(still on fire): NOW! Before I become unfunny again!
*phantom does a lava pillar on griffon, turning him into a lump of charcoal.*
griffon(as he dies): AWWW NUTS!
*crowd applauds griffon (who is now very dead)
Val: well…. That was interesting
*All go away to their rooms for some sleep, unaware they have forgotten about poor Virgil.*
Virgil: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT BURNS!! AHHHhhhhhhhh…………
And… here it is…. Uhh, give a review if you like it.
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Val: DEMITRI!!!
Demetri: *sigh* yes, my queen?
Val: I'm BOOOORRRREEEED!
Demetri: and?
Val: it's YOUR job to cheer me up!
Demetri: it is?
Val: Yes, so come on, if I don't start having fun in the next 5 MINUTES I will be forced to make you eat lava.
Demetri: well, we could bring guybrush down here….
Val: WHAT?!?!? Nooooo, someone already got there first, and he has an unbreakable contract with them. What happened to Osama?
Demetri: eaten.
Val: President bush?
Demetri: he's not dead yet.
Val: I meant the old one.
Demetri: so did I.
Val: oh… there must be SOMETHING to kill, maim or torture….
*Virgil (from my fic) pops his head around the door*
Virgil: Hi everyone!
*Demetri and Val both grin*
Virgil: *looking at grins* What? What's so funny? Tell me please!
*5 minutes later. Virgil is tied to a rope above a pool of molten rock*
Virgil: AHHHHH! Look, when I said 'what's so funny' I asked you to TELL me, not SHOW ME!
Val: ok, I have a proposal for you.
Virgil: WHAT? I don't want to marry you!
Val: that's not what I meant. Now here's the deal. Everytime you take a breath of air, you get lowered by 1ft. you have 30 minutes to hold your breath for as long as possible. Any questions?
Virgil: Yeah, what happens if I try to escape?
Val: There IS no 'escape from monkey isla…' oh sorry. If you try to escape, you will be killed, by THIS!
*Val uncovers a big-ass laser that strangely resembles the one in Austin powers 2. Albeit, much smaller.*
Virgil: That tiny piece of junk? Bwahahahaaa!
Val: oops, not that. *turns the laser around to reveal 'mini-me' having his way with it*
Virgil: you're going to kill me with a horny dwarf?
*Mini-me heard this, and jumped off the laser. He runs at Virgil full speed, jumps and bites his nose*
Virgil: GHAAAAA! GWET THISH THUNG OFF MY NOOSE!
Val: mini-me, down. *mini-me gets down* your time starts now, Virgil.
Virgil: But! But! *Virgil drops 2ft, then holds his breath*
Val: mini-me, guard! *mini-me sits down, and waits for Val to leave. He looks back at the laser forlornly.
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Val: How long has it been?
Demetri: only 5 minutes.
Val: Darn. I NEED something to do!
*Phantom walks in at this point with headphones on, he is singing the words*
Phantom: That makes you larger than life! Ooh yeah!
Val: PHANTOM!!!
Phantom: *takes off headphones* Uhh, yeah?
Val: were you just listening to the backstreet boys?
Phantom: ummmm, no.
Val: Ok then. I wish they would burn in hell…..hmmmm. Sayyyy, Demetri?
Demetri: you have GOT to be kidding.
Val: *shakes her head* nope, bring them down.
Demetri: *sigh* ok, *pulls a cord*
*5 guys suddenly drop from the sky, screaming loudly, they hit the floor with a sickening crunch*
Phantom: *looking over at them* OH MY GOD! IT'S THE BACKSTREET BOYS!! *he proceeds to scream like a little girl, and walks up to them* I am your biggest fan! Can you please sign my tail?
*2 of the backstreet boys sign his tail, the other 2 died from being crushed by the other 3, and the other pushed the pen too hard, making phantom bleed over him. He then proceeded to melt.*
Phantom: YAY! I'm so happy! *stops.* everyone is looking at me, ain't they? *turns around. Sure enough Val and Demetri are staring at him with grins on their faces*
Val: Phantom…. Kill.
Phantom: but!
Val: You DARE question me? *her eyes glowed red*
Phantom(scared): NO! NOT AT ALL! *proceeds to eat every last member of the backstreet boys, Followed by a few burps and weeps.*
*Griffon turns up and looks at Val*
Griffon: HEY! Why wasn't I in the last chapter?
Val: I dunno, why don't you ask the author?
Griffon: ok, looks up HEY! Why wasn't I in the last chapter?
*a big booming voice is heard*
BBV: Because you are not very funny
Griffon: WHAT?!? I can be funny! Watch this! *griffon proceeds to do an impression of a chicken* SEE?
BBV: you are a bird, and you impersonate another bird…. And THAT'S supposed to be funny?
Griffon: *still doing a chicken impression* But I'm being a chicken! Bwark Bwark?
Val: I don't find that very funny.
Griffon: *start bursting into tears* Why are you always so mean to me? I try my best!
*everyone feels ashamed*
*Griffon walks away, but trips over a pillar and into phantom. Phantom is hot, and sets griffons feathers on fire. Griffon screams.*
Griffon: AHH AHHH AHHHH! My feathers! Help! *runs around in circles. Everyone laughs*
Griffon: *stops* hey, you're finding this funny? I'm being FUNNY? Woohoo! PHANTOM! QUICK! Do a lava pillar on me.
Phantom: but that will ki..
Griffon(still on fire): NOW! Before I become unfunny again!
*phantom does a lava pillar on griffon, turning him into a lump of charcoal.*
griffon(as he dies): AWWW NUTS!
*crowd applauds griffon (who is now very dead)
Val: well…. That was interesting
*All go away to their rooms for some sleep, unaware they have forgotten about poor Virgil.*
Virgil: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT BURNS!! AHHHhhhhhhhh…………