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Love Can Ruin Friendships Chapter 2
Of all the things that could have happened this was the second worst thing. The worst of course being caught in bed with Sakura, which Naruto put his chances of that happening at, at least 1 in a million, but with the luck he's had already you never know.
So now we find Naruto face to face with Sakura's parents with Sakura in his arms bridal style and the first thing he can think of to say is, "Hello there."
Then he proceeded up the stairs in the direction he assumed Sakura's bedroom was in.
Sakura's parents couldn't believe what they'd seen. Sakura's mother couldn't believe what Ino had screamed through the door earlier that afternoon and that was that Sakura had a date with Naruto.
The first thing Sakura's mother did was pinch herself, the second was to make sure her husband knew about this and the third was to have a knife ready incase what Ino had said was true so that she could stab the heart out of that demon child if he came to the door.
But to Sakura's parents surprise he said hello there and walked straight upstairs as if their death glares didn't hurt him.
Quite frankly Sakura's mother couldn't believe what had happened so she took her knife walked upstairs to Sakura's opened the door to see none other then Naruto with his back to the door looking out the window while Sakura was getting changed and if you thought having your daughter go out with the demon child was bad enough wait till you catch her naked with the demon child in the same room staring out the window.
That was it for Sakura's mother and she held her knife in the typical crazed person hold with the blade pointing down to the ground and then yelled as loud as she could yell. "I'll kill you, you freaking demon child."
Sakura had seen her mother come in, with the knife in her hand and had extremely quickly finished putting on her clothes then tried to stop her mother but it was to late she was to close to Naruto for Sakura to stop her.
Naruto on the other hand couldn't get more confused. First Sakura's parents had just said nothing when he said hello and now one of them was coming at him with a knife. To him it was a disgrace to be attacked with by a knife, let alone a butter knife, maybe if it were a steak knife he could have looked more worried.
But a butter knife in the hands of someone who wasn't a ninja, who was trying to stab a ninja, was like trying to catch a fly with only one chopstick. It can't be done.
So Naruto being the great ninja that he was channeled some wind element charkra into his hands and simply cut the butter knife in half.
Sakura's mother saw her weapon cleaved in two by the demons bear hands and couldn't believe it. So having only her fists left she proceeded to swing a punch at Naruto and Naruto being Naruto and thinking that no non-ninja person's punch could hurt him decided to stand there and let Sakura's mother beat him until she got tires of it.
But boy wasn't he wrong and now Naruto knew where Sakura got her right arm from because the second Sakura's mother's fist contacted with his face he flew through the wall and out onto the street.
Now Sakura had caught her mother and she went straight for a nerve pinch successfully rendering her mother unconscious.
The next person to enter the room was Sakura's father, who as fate had made was a ninja, a clumsy one at best.
He walked in saw the hole in the wall and his wife unconscious and jumped straight out the window and walked into the bar across the road and gulped a bottle of sake before knocking himself out. He didn't want anything to do with this problem.
Sakura who had just knocked her mother out jumped out the window after her father and followed him into the bar, but was refused the sake as she was to young so instead she went and checked on Naruto.
Naruto's day seemed to go from good to holy crap I can't believe my luck, to why the fuck did I get punched through a wall. Then as if on cue he worked it out. Sakura's parents or mother to be more precise didn't like the idea of him wearing an orange jump suit.
Yep that's gotta be it. That would explain the whole knife thing, but couldn't Sakura's mother of just asked him to wear something different to his date with their daughter, rather then trying to cut the clothes of him.
Then he saw Sakura running towards him with a worried look on her face.
He expected her to say 'Naruto, are you alright?' but no.
All he was. "Naruto we've got a problem. My clothes got dirty again when I jumped out the window.
"Oh my god, that's what the look on your face was for. I thought you were worried about me." Naruto told her.
"Oh yeah of course. So Naruto are you hurt?" Sakura said with the most worried face she could make.
"Yeah, I'm okay. I mean as okay as somebody who nearly had their clothes cut off by their girlfriends knife wielding mother" Naruto replied.
"Oh don't forget you got punched through a wa…wait a second did you say I was your girlfriend."
"What? This doesn't classify as a first date." Naruto said.
"Of course this doesn't classify as a first date." Sakura yelled.
"What do you mean? We spent time together got to know each other better."
"And how Naruto Uzumaki did we get to know each other better."
"Well I now know where you get your right arm punch from and I also know you like to wear pink frilly underwear." Naruto said casually.
"What? How do you know I'm wearing that kind of underwear?" Sakura questioned.
"Well, you see, I think in all the confusion you forgot to put your pants on."
And of course why hadn't she noticed. All Naruto had been staring at was sky and then Sakura's face became very red, so red infact that when Naruto looked down from the sky to her face and then said the first thing that came to his mind.
"A little lighter and your face will match your underwear."
Then Sakura let out a squeal and her face turned an even deeper shade of red. Then she bolted through her open front door and up to her room and put on a pair of pants. Then she yet again jumped out of her window and walked towards Naruto her face still red and started to heal the bruise that was starting to from on his face from where he had got punched.
After she healed it Naruto got up again and pulled Sakura to her feet as well, but he didn't let go of her hand and started walking towards the ramen bar he liked so much.
"Sakura, I wasn't planning on taking you to get ramen tonight but after all this I think it will just be easier if we do." Naruto said while still leading Sakura to his favourite place in the world.
"Yeah, that sounds good to me as well." Sakura said while catching up to Naruto so that she could rest her head on his shoulder while they walked.
"So then I guess this would be my second date with my girlfriend then." Naruto said.
But then to his surprise Sakura replied, "I guess it would be then, wouldn't it."
It would take them quite a while to reach the ramen bar as Sakura lived on the opposite side of town to it. So while they walked they enjoyed being close to each other and most of all in someone else's company after what had happened not but 5 minutes ago.
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Well there's chapter 2 hope you all like it and what will happen next chapter when Sakura's parents wake up and the realization sits in on Sakura's father, that his daughter's in love with a demon. Oh and some of your favourite characters will come in next chapter.
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