Naruto: Do you understand?
Jet: Yes, sir.
Shira: Go suck a railroad spike.
Naruto: (sighs) Shira, I wanna see you in my office.
Shira: Yeah. Yeah. I heard it all before┘. don▓t you have somewhere to be?
Naruto: Just come by after orientation.
Shira: Yeah. Yeah. Whatever.
Naruto: (gives a concerned look then walks away)
Shira: Ain▓t you related to him in some stupid way?
Jet: What of it?
Shira: This of it! (punches him) Jet: You little┘(starts hand signs) Ice style mini ice shards!
Shira: (dodges the shards and starts hand signs)
Jet:┘huh?! (starts the same hand signs)
Both: Infinite Darkness Jutsu!!
The jutsu block each other out.
Shira: OK, I▓m ending this! (starts summoning) WHOA!!!!!!!!! Sensei, put me down!!!
Shikamaru: I know you two don▓t want to see Lord Sixth again so I▓m gonna let that slide.
Shira: How bout I buy you some sake and you let us continue?
Shikamaru: As much as I▓d love to do that, it wouldn▓t look good for me if I let my genin do what ever they want.
Shira: SO?! Who cares what people think? People suck! For all I care people all I care, people can take my foot and shove it up their┘
Shikamaru: That▓s enough. This is my first year of training genin squads, and I can already tell this is gonna be a drag. I▓m suppose to have you guys tell about yourselves, so lets go.
They travel to the training field.
Shikamaru: OK. Lets┘.
Shira: Jet▓s a noob.
Shikamaru: C▓mon. Don▓t interrupt me. We▓ll start with┘
Shira: Jet▓s a hobo.
Shikamaru: One more time, Shira. One more.
Shira: OK, sensei. (coughs) Dirty little┘mmmmmm┘
Shikamaru: (covering her mouth) Since Shira can▓t keep to herself┘..
Shira: (Pulls his hand away) Hey! You said to tell you about ourselves! Well I was telling you what I thought.
Shikamaru: This is now a writing assignment.
Tayumi:┘..is that really fair?
Shikamaru: All for one. You should know that.
Jet: But it was Shira▓s dumb self who did it!
Shikamaru: Yeah┘..you know I should enforce all that teamwork stuff┘.but Shira, it was your mouth┘.so you write.
Shira: Jet, you insensitive jerk, why would you screw me like that?!
Jet: Because me and Tayumi didn▓t do anything.
Shira: (growling at him)
Shikamaru: This is gonna be the biggest drag┘(sighs) OK, Jet, you go first.
Jet: I▓d rather not.
Shikamaru: OK, Tayumi, you go first.
Tayumi: My name is Tayumi Hyuga. My interests include training, reading and writing poems. My dreams for the future are to be a great medical ninja like Lady Tsunade, and I want to be a great ninja like Lady Tsunade and Kakashi Hatake, and (looks down) to have more friends┘
Shikamaru: Very nice. Jet. Remember just be yourself.
Jet: Myself┘OK then. Well, my names Jet Hyuga, and my whole life is about adventures.
Shikamaru: Adventures?
Jet: Adventure!! I love the thrill of a great adventure. I▓ve never failed at one, (glaring at Shira) and hopefully I never will. Also, my m┘.. I mean, I learned a lot of different jutsu and techniques from┘.the adventures. I▓ve also been successful in creating my three of my own jutsu. I never give up. It▓s my nindo!
Shikamaru: You never give up, huh? Interesting┘Shira. Tayumi. Your first missions as genin┘..
Shira: Is to take this loser off his high horse?
Shikamaru: Two pages, Shira.
Shira: Punk.
Shikamaru: Three┘.(sighs)┘As I was saying, your first mission is to get rid of his ▒ninja way▓. No one▓s perfect. You▓re just fooling yourself if you think you can do everything.
Jet: I▓ve never failed before!!
Shikamaru: Trust me, after the training you three will go through, you▓ll see I▓m right.
Shira: Making a random punk I just met life miserable┘.I LOVE IT!!!
Shikamaru: Don▓t think of it that way, think of it as your helping your new teammate.
Shira: I say tomato, you tama-to. Same diff, sensei.
Shikamaru: (sighs) Whatever. The mission will start after hearing Shira▓s report, tomorrow.
Shira: Ah man, you were serious about that?!
Shikamaru: As a heart-attack, but keep it short, you don▓t have to write three pages.
Shira: Ah man┘.
Shikamaru: Don▓t you have to see Lord Sixth?
Shira: Yeah like I▓m gonna go.
Shikamaru: (picks her up) Dismissed.
Tayumi and Jet head home while Shikamaru and Shira head towards the Hokage▓s mansion.