Outside Naruto had just finished giving Shira and Jet a lecture┘

Naruto: Do you understand?

Jet: Yes, sir.

Shira: Go suck a railroad spike.

Naruto: (sighs) Shira, I wanna see you in my office.

Shira: Yeah. Yeah. I heard it all before┘. don▓t you have somewhere to be?

Naruto: Just come by after orientation.

Shira: Yeah. Yeah. Whatever.

Naruto: (gives a concerned look then walks away)

Shira: Ain▓t you related to him in some stupid way?

Jet: What of it?

Shira: This of it! (punches him) Jet: You little┘(starts hand signs) Ice style mini ice shards!

Shira: (dodges the shards and starts hand signs)

Jet:┘huh?! (starts the same hand signs)

Both: Infinite Darkness Jutsu!!

The jutsu block each other out.

Shira: OK, I▓m ending this! (starts summoning) WHOA!!!!!!!!! Sensei, put me down!!!

Shikamaru: I know you two don▓t want to see Lord Sixth again so I▓m gonna let that slide.

Shira: How bout I buy you some sake and you let us continue?

Shikamaru: As much as I▓d love to do that, it wouldn▓t look good for me if I let my genin do what ever they want.

Shira: SO?! Who cares what people think? People suck! For all I care people all I care, people can take my foot and shove it up their┘

Shikamaru: That▓s enough. This is my first year of training genin squads, and I can already tell this is gonna be a drag. I▓m suppose to have you guys tell about yourselves, so lets go.

They travel to the training field.

Shikamaru: OK. Lets┘.

Shira: Jet▓s a noob.

Shikamaru: C▓mon. Don▓t interrupt me. We▓ll start with┘

Shira: Jet▓s a hobo.

Shikamaru: One more time, Shira. One more.

Shira: OK, sensei. (coughs) Dirty little┘mmmmmm┘

Shikamaru: (covering her mouth) Since Shira can▓t keep to herself┘..

Shira: (Pulls his hand away) Hey! You said to tell you about ourselves! Well I was telling you what I thought.

Shikamaru: This is now a writing assignment.

Tayumi:┘..is that really fair?

Shikamaru: All for one. You should know that.

Jet: But it was Shira▓s dumb self who did it!

Shikamaru: Yeah┘..you know I should enforce all that teamwork stuff┘.but Shira, it was your mouth┘.so you write.

Shira: Jet, you insensitive jerk, why would you screw me like that?!

Jet: Because me and Tayumi didn▓t do anything.

Shira: (growling at him)
Shikamaru: This is gonna be the biggest drag┘(sighs) OK, Jet, you go first.

Jet: I▓d rather not.

Shikamaru: OK, Tayumi, you go first.

Tayumi: My name is Tayumi Hyuga. My interests include training, reading and writing poems. My dreams for the future are to be a great medical ninja like Lady Tsunade, and I want to be a great ninja like Lady Tsunade and Kakashi Hatake, and (looks down) to have more friends┘

Shikamaru: Very nice. Jet. Remember just be yourself.

Jet: Myself┘OK then. Well, my names Jet Hyuga, and my whole life is about adventures.

Shikamaru: Adventures?

Jet: Adventure!! I love the thrill of a great adventure. I▓ve never failed at one, (glaring at Shira) and hopefully I never will. Also, my m┘.. I mean, I learned a lot of different jutsu and techniques from┘.the adventures. I▓ve also been successful in creating my three of my own jutsu. I never give up. It▓s my nindo!

Shikamaru: You never give up, huh? Interesting┘Shira. Tayumi. Your first missions as genin┘..

Shira: Is to take this loser off his high horse?

Shikamaru: Two pages, Shira.

Shira: Punk.

Shikamaru: Three┘.(sighs)┘As I was saying, your first mission is to get rid of his ▒ninja way▓. No one▓s perfect. You▓re just fooling yourself if you think you can do everything.

Jet: I▓ve never failed before!!

Shikamaru: Trust me, after the training you three will go through, you▓ll see I▓m right.

Shira: Making a random punk I just met life miserable┘.I LOVE IT!!!

Shikamaru: Don▓t think of it that way, think of it as your helping your new teammate.

Shira: I say tomato, you tama-to. Same diff, sensei.

Shikamaru: (sighs) Whatever. The mission will start after hearing Shira▓s report, tomorrow.

Shira: Ah man, you were serious about that?!

Shikamaru: As a heart-attack, but keep it short, you don▓t have to write three pages.

Shira: Ah man┘.

Shikamaru: Don▓t you have to see Lord Sixth?

Shira: Yeah like I▓m gonna go.

Shikamaru: (picks her up) Dismissed.
Tayumi and Jet head home while Shikamaru and Shira head towards the Hokage▓s mansion.