V: Well, this is certainly a predicament. I'm working on three stories at once. Hopefully I can handle the pressure of this. Yes, if you don't know me, I'm working on two other stories. Check my profile.
B: Hell yeah.
W: STOP PLAYING AROUND! WE'RE ONE OF THE THREE LAST SQUADS LEFT AND NOGLA DIED! NOW IT' 4.
N: Yep, you couldn't get the card in time so I'm stuck spectating.
W: Sorry. Anyway, I've been noticing that our writing has been becoming, I don't know, suckish?
V: Yeah, this isn't really as easy as you think it is.
W: Well, if no one guessed the correct answer, that's that.
V: Yep, now sit back and enjoy this chapter.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Chapter 2: Seperated
Of course, Stewie lied about New York as we've already established that, but what he didn't know is that once everyone fell down, they were separated.
Carter, Lois, Peter, Quagmire, Joe, Cleveland, Meg, Brian, Chris and Stewie were all separated.
Right now, Peter was laying down in unconsciousness. He started to moan as he woke up, closing and opening his eyes.
They shot up as he got up and realized something as he looked around him. There were flowers everywhere.
"This isn't New York. Where the hell are we?" Peter said.
"Don't know, but take a look that this." Quagmire was behind him and Joe was too, expect there was something different.
"JOE, YOU CAN WALK!" Peter exclaimed.
"I know, but don't worry. I'm not going to be like the last time I was able to walk on these things again." Joe assured.
(Cutaway Begins)
Joe was teaching Quagmire, Peter and Cleveland martial arts as they were all wearing white clothing, the ones used during martial arts classes and Joe was very serious about this.
"I don't know about this Joe." Cleveland complained.
"THERE IS NO FEAR IN THIS DOJO!" Joe exclaimed.
"Joe, w-w-we don't even know what a dojo is." Peter said.
"THERE IS NO MERCY IN THIS DOJO!" Joe yelled.
"Joe, why don't you take it down a notch?" Quagmire suggested as he saw how serious Joe was being, but he didn't like the idea of Quagmire being like that.
"NO MERCY!" Joe shouted as he kicked Quagmire in the face, knocking him down.
He then kicked Peter in the nuts as he took his right arm, brought it above him and threw Peter to the flow.
After that, he then proceeded to jump kick Cleveland as he fell down and Joe landed with his hand and legs completely spread apart and showed no signs of pain landing that way.
He then went to fart on Peter's face and then left.
(Cutaway Ends)
"Hey guys, found yo-" Cleveland said as he noticed Joe was standing. "Don't say it. We get it. I can walk, let's just hope nothing happens to me. By the way, I still have my wheelchair with me. Wait, I'm pretty sure Bonnie has it." Joe said.
"Well, at least you can walk. You seem pretty happy about this." Cleveland said.
"Why wouldn't I be?" Joe asked.
"Let's just go. I wanna see what this place is." Quagmire said.
Lois and Meg...
Indeed she did. Right now, Meg was already awake and was trying to wake up Lois, who apparently fell with her. The wheelchair however was destroyed from the fall.
"Mom, get up." She tried to wake up Lois. "Get up, come on." Lois managed to get her eyes opened slowly.
"Uhh." She moaned. "Where the hell are we? This looks like some sort of forest." They were in a forest where trees had faces.
"Why do these trees have faces on them?" Lois asked herself. "I don't know. Probably just tradition of some sort." Meg suggested.
"Hello there." One of the trees said right behind Lois.
"AHHH! HOLY CRAP!" She screamed. She was now breathing hard for being so frightened. "DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT, YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!"
"Oh, I apologize." The tree replied back.
"It's ok, just please don't do that again. I was scared half to death."
"Hey Mom, who are you talking to?" Meg asked. "Apparently, trees can talk here which is very unusual." Lois told her daughter.
"Oh, well do you mind telling us where we are?" Meg asked the tree.
Chris and Carter...
Carter was trying to wake up his grandson who was sleeping right now.
"Wake up fat ass. Get the hell up." Carter told Chris. He then took Chris' hat and slapped him with it. And of course, Chris woke up slowly. "Uh, what happened? Is this heaven?" Chris asked himself.
"Do you see any damn halo's on us?" Carter asked annoyingly. "Um, no."
"Exactly. Now let's get moving so we can get out of this stupid place." And the two started walking around the forest they were in. Then, a ladybug landed on Carter's elbow.
Chris was about to take it, but Carter took it first and crushed it.
"GRANDPA, WHAT THE HELL?" Chris yelled. "What? You thought I was going to let some bug stain my clothing?" Carter responded harshly. "No, but I was the one who wanted to kill it!"
"Look, let's just keep walking and see if we can find everyone else first." And we can leave without that crazy son in law of mine. Carter thought as he didn't want to have Peter back with him again.
"Hey Chris, do you actually have any idea what this place is? I'm pretty sure this isn't New York. Looks like your baby Stephen Hawking without the wheelchair and the robotic voice lied."
"Look, I don't know what my baby brother does these days. I honestly don't think we should consider him a baby since he's made crazy things like, time machines."
"Huh, maybe I could get him a job for me." Carter suggested.
"Yeah, but sometimes he can be pretty gay."
(Cutaway Begins)
Lois and Meg were looking through something through a peephole in Stewie's bedroom when Stewie came in.
"What the hell is this?" He asked Lois and Meg. "Oh... hi Stewie. We were just leaving." Lois said quickly as she and her daughter left the room.
"I say, what the devil is all the fuss about?" He saw a small peephole in the wall next to his bed. He went to see what was through the peephole.
"I don't get it, what's in there?" and he had an excited expression on his face. "BING BONG!"
Through the peephole was a man showering, and the curtain wasn't even closed exposing his naked body.
(Cutaway Ends)
"Ahh, don't worry about it." Carter assured.
"Really?" Chris questioned.
"Yep, I honestly don't have a problem with it. He's just a baby, how could he know any better?"
"He invented the thing that got us here, grandpa." Chris reminded him.
"Oh, yeah. Let's just keep walking." Carter said.
"I don't know why but I feel like we should go check out that big volcano up there."
Chris pointed to a large volcano that seemed inactive at the moment.
"Nah, not taking the risk." Carter replied.
Brian and Stewie...
Both of them were unconscious just like everyone else used to be.
Brian groaned as he slowly opened his eyes. He rubbed his head, only to find out that he and Stewie were on the top of a very small peak of an island.
What had happened?
"What the hell? This isn't New York." He then tried to wake up Stewie.
"Hey, hey Stewie. Get up." Stewie got up slowly. He wasn't in shock of the sight that he wasn't in New York.
"Oh... we're here. Nice." He said as if nothing happened.
"Nice? What do you mean? You said we were going to New York! Now we're stuck on this island. and we either gotta jump swim there or walk on the thin sandbar which I'm pretty sure we'll fall from." Brian complained.
"Oh, yeah. I lied. We weren't actually going to New York." Stewie lied.
Brian was actually pretty pissed off.
"STEWIE, WHAT THE HELL?! NOW WE'RE TRAPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE WE ARE AND GOD KNOWS WHERE EVERYONE ELSE COULD BE?! WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THEY'RE ALIVE!" Brian shouted.
"W... why would you mention God, Brian? I thought you were an atheist." Stewie retorted. "I am, I just had no other words so I had to say God."
"Sometimes, I can't understand what you mean."
"Okay you know what, forget it. DO you know where are? You were the one who set up that device of yours so you should know where it took us! And we need to find everyone so we can get back."
"Yeaaaa… that won't be happening anytime soon." Brian was confused.
"Wh... what do you mean?" Brian asked.
"Number one, I will not tell you where we are because I want to keep it a surprise for the viewers and nu-"
"Damn it Stewie, stop breaking the fourth wall!" Brian demanded. "We always do it so it doesn't matter if we do it in here. Number two, the batteries are dead, meaning we can't get back home."
Brian was now enraged at Stewie's stupidity.
"GOD DAMN IT! NOW WE'RE STUCK HERE FOREVER! TELL ME HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE CALM IN THIS!? HUH, TELL ME STEWIE! JUST GOD DAMN TELL ME YOU STUPID DUMBASS BABY!" Brian was incredibly pissed off, and that mini rant of his made Stewie pissed off as well.
"OH REALLY!? HOW AM I A DUMBASSS IF I HAD SO MUCH SHIT LIKE A TIME MACHINE?! HUH! TELL ME, JUST TELL ME!"
"I'LL TELL YOU! YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE BATTERIES AND WHO KNOWS IF THIS PLACE HAS SUCH! OH WAIT A MINUTE, THIS ISN'T CIVILIZATION!"
"Who's there?" Someone said. Brian and Stewie froze. They went behind a bush to cover themselves.
What they saw down there was a small boy with a red bandana, black spiky hair. That was all they could see. He looked up and the boy had emerald eyes and tanned skin and visible red cheeks.
"I could've sworn someone was here. Maybe it's just my imagination." And the boy went back inside to what Brain and Stewie saw were two to three trees moving the opposite way of each other, letting the boy into some sort of secret entrance and once the boy got in.
"Okay, we need to get out of here but we have to be really quiet." Brian said to Stewie. "But how? How can we possibly get down from here? There's no ladder or anything to get down and it's too steep. We'll injure ourselves."
"Then we'll have to jump and swim to the other side of the island I guess. The only time I remembered swimming was when my Prius went underwater."
(Cutaway Begins)
Peter had sunk Brian's Prius since he didn't think it was on because he didn't hear any sound. But he didn't know that hybrid cars don't make sound.
While it was sinking, Peter opened the door and tried to swim out of the lake. He made it out, but then he remembered something.
"Oh my god!" He exclaimed before he swam back down into the lake.
He went to the Prius and opened the other door to see Brian struggling to get the seatbelt off of him. Brian pointed to the seatbelt, but to his surprise, Peter took the turkey instead and swam back up.
"Not now! Not like this!" He yelled as he tried to swim back to shore with the turkey in his hands. He put it down and saw Brian swimming behind him, reaching shore in seconds. He was breathing heavily.
"PETER WHAT THE HELL?! YOU CHOSE A TURKEY OVER ME?! I ALMOST DIED!" Brian shouted.
"I swear to god, I thought dogs could breathe underwater." Peter told his dog.
(Cutaway Ends)
Peter, Joe, Quagmire, Cleveland...
The four friends were just walking around, until Cleveland decided to bring up a would you rather.
"Okay, okay. Would you rather have the ability to see through anything, or the ability to get away with theft?" Cleveland asked.
"Well, let's just go ahead and say what everybody's thinking." Joe said. "The ability to see through anything!" They all said in unison.
"I mean, if you had that power, you could see through clothes." Peter pointed out.
"You could see some tits." Quagmire said. "Giggity."
"Well yeah, I mean it depends on just what you wanna see." Cleveland said.
"However..." Peter started. "...the ability to get away with theft, no that's just, no, no, just, the ability to see through anything. Because if I can see through anything, then I could just use it for bar tricks make money, I don't need to steal some shit."
"You've got a point." Joe said.
After a few minutes later of walking, they came across some sort of cottage.
"What kind of house is this?" Peter asked.
"Peter that's a cottage." Quagmire said. "Should we go see who's inside? Maybe we can find out wherever the hell your baby took us, Peter."
"Sure, why not. I don't see anything dangerous around here." Cleveland said.
"Alright then, let's introduce ourselves." Joe said.
V: Oooh, cliffhanger.
W: Not... not really.
V: Well I think it is. Anyway, try to guess who that boy was during Brian and Stewie's segment and who could live in this cottage here. See you in the next chapter everybody.
W: Now don't do that t-
V: ALLLLLLLRRIIIGGGHHTT!
W: DAMN IT!