A/N: C i told u dat u guys wood luv da story thanks 4 all da support and da good reviews!
I woke up the next day at Bellas house. I put on my Kakashi-sensai t-shirt, a red shrine maiden mini skirt, purple fishnets, a villiage hidden in the sands head band, and a pair of tennis shows with the word "Gravitation" written on them. I walked to borders but 1st made a trup to my friend Usagis hous (A/N: btw shes based off my rel gf ewww not that way u pedo pervo).
"Hey ugagy" i said to her. She was dressed up in full cosplay as inuyasha, her favorite anime chracter.
"Hiya Morgan!" she said back. "You redy 2 go too Borders?" She sed to me.
As we walked, I asked her about that sexy alucard guy i met the last time and she told me more about hem. She sed dat he used too be Bellas boyfriend biut she broke his heart an left him for dat hot guy i saw at the buss stoop, whose nam she couldn't remmembir. It didnt mater tho cuz i thought that alucarn was waaaaaaayyyyy hotter and i thoughtt dat it was strupid that my bich cuzin wood throw away a major fucking hottie like him.
The rest of the whay, I put on mi hedphoens and listned to Friday by Rebbecca Balck on my ipod. she's soo hott, i'd totaly do her if she wasnt' a girl (no humo). Butt she;s 13 so itd' be gross.
Anyway we went to Borders and sat down at the mangu sextion and read Mans Best Friend and the latest Gravitatiom. We got inuyasha keychains and how to draw art books. As we left the store, i saw him again. Today he had on Vash the stamped sunglasses, a t-shirt that said excel saga and was whereing a beeno that looked like artimus from Sailor Mon and a backpack that looked like shippo from inyuasha.
"Hii morigan" he sed.
"hey alucaird" I said back.
We walked to pay 4 our shit when umagi saed: "Oh my fucking god! he is such a hottie! u liek him rite?".
"hell yea" i sed bak to her.
All off a suden i saw that bich Bella at da registr. I angrly stompd over to her.
"Bella wat da fuck r u doing here?" I shouted angrly. "STOP FOLLIOWIN ME YOU STUCK UP BICH UR JUS JELOUS OF MY!"
"Shut up u lil shit! I ain't jelous of a bitch like YOU?" Bella snaped
Morgan slaped bella across the room hiping her threw a buukstand the libray was shocwed to see how strong she wuuz.
"wow" sed umagi. "i didnt no your were a vampryre."
"yep sed morgan. "im also a werewolf cuz u c i have the best of both worlds." (A/N: Get it? Cause that's the title)
"that waz amaning." sed alutard.
"why tank u" sed morgan to him.
"u no i always hated dat bich. Bekka and i coud nevver get 2 close to her cuz she was a humin." alucard said. "But if eye dat u it wont be a probmem".
Alucard reaches in to his pockets. i start to get xsited that hes gunna show me hes weewee but insted pulls out 2 tickets to the latest pokeman movie (A/N: tbh, that more xsiting than boys) and sex (A/N: get it becuz hes sexy):
"well thes thas new pokeman movie commin out tonite at midnight, do you wanna go with me?" he asked. me and usami looked at eachother excited.
I nodded my hed so hard it felt like it wuz gunna brek my nek. i wuz soo happi to go on a date wif alucard (A/N: cuz he's ssooo fiinn)
A fwew ours latter, Eggard piked me and Ugami up for da movie. I wuz dresed up like Sora frum Pokimon, and she was dressed as Misti. Allukard wuz dressed up as Tai frum Pokemon (A/N: he's duh men characeter)
"yew looke hott in that, Morgin" Allucard sad. I skwealed from exitment.
"yu look hott 2, Alucard." i repied. We walked ove to Allucard's car, it was a black one. it was so shiney and sexy (A/N: just like allucad) on the back of it, the lisenxe plat sed otoku entirely in japense characters
"nice car?" i seid. "cane it fly?"
"yep" Allucad anserd. we gut in to the car, and Edgard made it fly. after we got to the theter, we watched duh movie.
Ash (A/N: the main character) in the movie went fishing wif his granpa, givannoii. Ther were people in da theter dress like him wit there white lab coats. givaennoi had gray hair alsoo. he was the won who gave pickachoo to Ass in duh fierst episoed (A/N: I'm a esxpert on Pokemon. i haz them all on bleu-rave) suddenlu, a tenager, walked up to ashe and chalenged him to a batlle. ash sent out pickechu, and todl it to fight. pickachu jumped into da air and digivolved into wargraymon. it shot pepper breath at da other treainer, and he ran away lick a lil bitch. Eveyone in da crwod dat cheerd was ethier reel brittle kids or old posers who had noe bussiness being thar. i hate it wen old pple watch anmie, when its obvious tha they diddn't watch it wen day were kids. (A/N: Amine just came out in Japane like 10 yrs ago)
Anywey, in da movie, Ash tryed to ketchum all (A/N: get it? his last neme is catch em? LOL) and wen hhe tryed to catch a padame, he faild and beat msty for it. 1 kid in da audence had a sejure cuz da beatin wuz too much for him (A/N: whut a tuul). me and aludarm wacthed up to him and spit on his ded boody and his mom and laffed aboot it. in da movi, brok got layed by nurse jenny, and tim roocket FINALY wehnt to jail.
After the movie was ovver, we pulled in to the parking lot of whoreheys mexican resturant and led me in by the hand to the bathroom.
it smelled like shit and diaraha was smered on the walls and he took me into the bathroom stall and took off all my cloths and i took aff all of his he put hes wee wee into my belly buttion and my jemima got its first organism
"oh alucard alucard alucard" i moned as a cunned.
Suddenlt the door burst open and staning in front of os was...carlisle!
A/N: Okay that's all da awesomeness y'all git for know. Plz re-view!