BPOV

I was lying on the beautiful, overpriced, unnecessary bed Edward placed in his room listening to him hum the melody to a new song he is writing. God, he is so beautiful I love him. Just as I was about to ask him what it was called I was interrupted. "BELLA!" Alice screamed from outside the door of the bedroom. NO! she is after me. It's Tuesday and I haven't spent much time with Edward yet. NO. I won't do it. Whatever she wants. NO.
After no one answered her she skipped into the room and made her presence known by jumping on the bed.
"yes Alice, what would you like?" I asked.
"stop being a smart ass, we're going SHOPPING!" she said.
"No Alice, I am going to stay here, not go shopping, not try on millions of outfits, not spend your money,
I am staying right here." I stated calmly. She, on the other hand did not look so calm.

APOV

Am I hallucinating? Did she just say no? Haha she thinks she has a choice. No. No one tells me no. I am Mary Alice Brandon Cullen and I possess the wicked power of manipulation. hehe "No, Bella that is where you are wrong. You are going shopping with me, you will try on clothes, I will spend money, and you are definately not staying here. I have seen it. You won't win an arguement against me. So just give in." now what can she say to that? huh? nothing. because I am awesome and she is now stunned speechless by my awesome future-seeing power!

BPOV

okay, I thought I would win. I won't. I give up. Wait, no. I have a sparkly, indestructable vampire boyfriend to defend me against the scary pixie.
"Edward, do I HAVE to go with her?" I asked in my most whiney voice.
"What do you want to do, love?" he asked so very sweetly. Why does he do that, he knows it distracts me.
"I want to stay here and listen to your beautiful music, but Alice won't let me." I pouted. "She didn't really have a vision, i can read her mind, you don't have to go." and then it began. A full out frickin vampire attack! Alice jumped on Edward, causing him to fly through the open glass window. I stood to look out and saw Alice jumping on him telling him "no one challenges me! I am always right! I always win! Go die!"
Wow. okay I think I'll just go shopping.
"Alice, I'm getting my coat on lets go to the frickin mall!" I yelled

APOV

haha. I always win. TIME FOR SHOPPING!