Yay! I get to respond to letters to Switzerland! I so hoped that the post was not taken, but when I first checked I saw that someone was already doing it. However, after some PM'ing I was allowed to take over. I was completely thrilled about this since I am genuinely Swiss, and now I get to write as the trigger-happy recluse! This is going to fun...
World,
Listen up you idiots! I may be a neutral country and think that these letter writings are stupid, but since my little sister asked nicely, I will join in on the other non-neutral countries' stupid activities. Honestly, they are all being idiots, the lot of them; they should just give up their violent ways and become neutral! Like me!
Send in your letters, but do not waste my time! Especially you Italy, I will shoot you if I see you come streaking through my lawn again! Pass it on to your brother while you are at it. And tell Prussia that if he comes near Liechtenstein again, he will have a bullet in that thick head of his.
Sincerely
The Swiss Confederation
P.S.: Call me a chocolate whore again, France, and die. That is all.
All countries, OC's, fans, etc. , Welcome.
As mentioned before, Switzerland likes to rant, and insult certain nations, so I think it fair to accept reviews which involve the same things.