Okay, fine, Kuwabara bashing. I couldn't help myself.
Kazuma Kuwabara is Dumb
(to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)
Oh, you'd better not run
And you'd better not care
He can't hurt anyone
So just stand and stare
Kazuma Kuwabara is dumb
He is in love with his cat
He got beaten by a clown
He was creamed so badly by yo-yos
That he had to stand down
Oh, you'd better not run
And you'd better not care
He can't hurt anyone
So just stand and stare
Kazuma Kuwabara is dumb
He was captured by an eleven year old
He was outdone by a geek
His sister wins all fights with him
Boy, this guy is weak
Oh, you'd better not run
And you'd better not care
He can't hurt anyone
So just stand and stare
Kazuma Kuwabara is dumb