"HRNG! Hnn… Hm…!"
"Oh… Yes…! That's it Sasuke-kun! You're so good!"
"Tight…" Sasuke murmured, pulling himself from Yamanaka Ino's fold after feeling himself release for the twentieth time that week.
Having used the same Genjutsu placed on the Haruno girl earlier, it had been child's play to twist the Yamanaka Family to suit his needs. With Inoichi having been killed nearly a year ago during Madara's scheme, there had been no real threats to his plan, especially with Ino herself having still carried a small, but passionate torch for the man.
Still…
Sasuke scowled, grunting as he pulled up his pants.
Why wouldn't the girl get pregnant?!
Was she, like Sakura, sterile? It would certainly explain why neither she nor the comatose Haruno had gotten taken advantage of even a single of the honored Uchiha sperm! Even with all the Pregnancy Jutsu they'd used before… copulating, the girl had yet to have a single positive on her tests!
The door opened as Sasuke pondered his thoughts, and Ino's mother smiled at them coyly.
"Ah, I am sorry for the disturbance Uchiha-dono," she apologized profusely, "am I… interrupting?"
"No. We're finished for the day." Sasuke said, dropping the naked Ino nonchalantly on the bed below him.
"Ah! Wonderful then!" Ino's mother smiled, clapping her hands together joyfully. "I have a full course meal of Tomatoes waiting for you downstairs, just as you requested master. Will you be staying with us for dinner?"
Sasuke's Sharingan swirled in thought. Should he?
No. There was no need for him to stay in this house any longer than necessary. Smiling suggestively at the older woman, he mouthed a quick reply.
"No. I'll take them with me on the road. I have other..." he glanced down at Ino, "women to visit before turning in for the night."
"Understood, master." The Yamanaka woman bowed, closing the door behind her.
Sasuke waited a moment, before he too departed from the room.
Why weren't any of the women he slept with getting pregnant?! It was outrageous! Surely something was wrong with the women of Konoha, which quickly led him to wondering if destroying the village had been a bad plan after all. It wasn't as if anyone (namely him) would miss it…
He shook his head, banishing the thoughts before they could grow any stronger. Itachi had died for this godforsaken village after all, so he too, must bear the burden of living to protect it…
…Even if it meant hypnotizing and sleeping with its women.
Then again… it wasn't like there weren't women outside of Konoha. If he remembered correctly, a certain redhead still loved him dearly, though due to the blonde "Hokage's" interference, she had grown more independent… Last Sasuke had heard of Karin, she was scouring the remains of Orochimaru's former hideouts, intent on freeing any surviving victims that may have been imprisoned…
Sasuke's Sharinnegan swirled faster.
Perhaps it was time to schedule a trip.
Forming a single Kage Bunshin (a jutsu Sasuke had quite easily stolen from the blonde himself), Sasuke fled the village, unaware of the fact that his treacherous, despicable acts were about to come to life.
TOMATO EYES!
It took some time, but eventually, Sasuke's goal was achieved.
Karin was in fact, scouring the remains of Orochimaru's hideout when Sasuke came across her, though her situation could have been less… serious.
Hordes of failed experiments were surrounding her on all sides, leaving Sasuke to wonder just what the girl was getting herself into.
"Karin." He spoke bluntly, like he always did. "You're useless."
"S-Sasuke-kun?!" Karin exclaimed, her red-hair flowing behind her as she swiveled around surprised. "W-W-W-What are you doing here, my darling?!"
Sasuke glanced around the scene once, his Uchiha superiority immediately burning their would-be attackers to ash.
"I am in need… of a wife, Karin. One to bear my children." Sasuke said.
"Oh! And obviously you came to choose the best candidate right?!" Karin asked delightfully. "Of course, I'll do whatever you need, Sasuke-kun."
Sasuke wondered if it'd be a good idea to tell Karin of all the women he'd slept with before even thinking about her, but he decided it wasn't any of her business.
"Let's go. An Uchiha shan't sleep in this dirt."
He grabbed Karin's hand, and they walked away, leaving the burning corpses of Orochimaru's experiments behind them.
The Place Hidden in the Rain was the closest village, so that's where they headed.
It had changed quite a bit since Pein and Konan's time, and had become far more… normal, over the passing year.
Even so, the power of the Sharingan was known to all, and it was with an uneasy pressure that Sasuke and Karin rented a room for the night.
Would they be attacked during sex, Sasuke wondered. Even if they were, there were few who could defeat the Uchiha, much less catch him by surprise. Even now, there was only one in Konoha would bore that honor…
"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!"
The Uchiha's eyes went wide as a glowing fist smashed into the side of his face, dislocating his jaw and sending him spiraling through the side of the hotel, down into the streets below.
He knew that voice.
He knew that power.
It could only belong to one person, but that was impossible! Why would he be here, in Amegakure, attacking him, unless…
They knew.
Landing gracefully, as all Uchiha did, Sasuke glanced up toward the hole in the wall and smirked.
"Naruto…"
"Teme-!" the blonde ninja snarled, glowing with the power of Kurama. "You… You….! You hurt Sakura-chan! And Ino, and Tenten, and… and so many others!"
"Hmph. Upset, Naruto? Is it that I hurt them…" Sasuke wondered aloud, his eyes narrowing in an amused smirk. "…or was it that I got to taste Sakura before you did?"
The words were enough to make Naruto snap, and in an orange flash, Naruto reappeared in front of the Uchiha, a glowing blue sphere in his hands.
"RASENGAN!"
"SUSANOO!"
A flash of light erupted upon the two's collision, and surprisingly, it was Sasuke who stumbled first.
Naruto's power had grown exponentially since their last encounter during the Kaguya fight, and his Rasengan was now more than capable of drilling through Sasuke's Susanoo. With the power of the Kyuubi behind it…?
"Take this bitch! Dattebayo!" Naruto roared, and the shell of Sasuke's ultimate technique fell around him, rendering him vulnerable to Naruto's attack.
In response, Naruto immediately used his chakra limbs to create several more thousand Rasengans, and he blasted Sasuke with everything he had.
It was the most destructive jutsu ever, even more so than the Juubi's Tailed Beast Bomb.
Sasuke, even as an Uchiha, stood no chance.
Amegakure lay in ruins as the light from Naruto's attack finally dimmed, and Naruto weeped for the mass casualties inflicted during his rage.
That was, until he remembered that do to his inheriting Ashura's power, he had some control over them.
Reviving those he could (which was pretty much everyone thanks to his Plot Armor Hax No Jutsu), he smiled gratefully, before recalling the situation at hand.
"Sasuke…" the blonde whispered, looking down at the still dead body of his "best friend". "I hated you… but you were my friend. But then… you hurt Sakura-chan… and I can't ever forgive you for that."
"NARUTO. IT'S TIME." Kurama's voice boomed from within.
The blonde "Hokage" nodded, and he grabbed the unconscious Karin (she'd fainted after seeing Sasuke die), and leapt into the night.
It was time to tell baachan.
PART TWO FINISHED