Naruto (Shippuden)
IN KAKASHI'S HOUSE (Which is a nice one story home with a living room with furniture, a kitchen, one room, and one bathroom)
"Okay since you guys can't work together well and cooperate on being the right kind of ninja, I'll have to show you guys a video on how to be one," said Kakashi.
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura groaned. Then on the screen some hentai poped up.
"OOPPS! Sorry about that." Kakashi immediately stops the video and starts ransacking throughout his whole collection of videos. Sakura starts blushing and looks at Sasuke. Sasuke looks at Naruto and Naruto asks Kakashi if he could keep that video.
Kakashi looks at Naruto, "No Naruto this is adult content, you are not allowed to see this stuff."
Naruto complains and asks, "Ohhh yeah, how long did you have that? It looks PRET-TY dusting and ancient."
"Shut up Naruto, what he is saying is that you're not mature enough," said Sakura.
Sasuke was being his old self by not getting himself involved and staying quiet.
"Here it is glad you guys didn't see the rest of that ridiculous video." Kakashi slowly puts the tape into his so called 'high-quality' VHS.
ON SCREEN (The characters are not shippuden)
"Hey everyone we're going to show you how to become a ninja," screams Naruto.
In the back round Sasuke looks at the camera, "This video going to be stupid, it's a complete waste of time."
"Anyways the first step to being a ninja is that you have to discover what kind of ninja you are, a demonic, powerful, HOKAGE-material ninja like ME, a quiet be cool all-day, fire douche like Sasuke, or a neutral which is not even related to a ninja like Sakura," explained Naruto.
Sakura punches Naruto in the face. "Oww!" Naruto faints. It happens also to Naruto outside the screen, in real life!
AT KAKASHI"S HOUSE (not related to the video)
Naruto lying on the couch with a bump in his head
OKAY BACK TO THE VIDEO THEY'RE WATCHING
"Now the second thing you have to do is commit yourself to becoming that certain ninja," says Sakura.
An example shows up on the screen: "I wanna be able to mold poo justsu."
"Okay something that is actually beneficial to help your country not to help satisfy your poop molding needs," instructs Naruto.
"After that you must go to a ninja academy-"
"NOT FOR MORE THAN ONE YEAR unlike Naruto here," Sakura interrupted.
"Don't be stupid, Sakura, I happen to get out of that academy in half a year ….. and maybe 2 years." (I don't know how long he was in the academy)
"There you will learn to use kunais and shurikens," says Sakura.
Another example appears on the screen:
It shows an ordinary boy throwing shurikens at the target on the tree. He misses a couple of times. The boy gets a bulls-eye and cheers for himself. The camera looks at the target and spots the bulls-eye with a shuriken on it. It also sees a fellow jounin who died 1 minute ago because one of the shurikens that missed the tree hit him on the head.
A chunin walks by.
"Intruder alert, there's a killer in the city, warn the hokage about this!! Hurry," cries out the chunin. The boy turns sad. Example ends quickly.
"Okay that was weird, no wonder he died," Naruto looks at Sakura. "Your purty."
Sakura backs off.
Kakashi fast forwards the video. Where it shows them saying that teamwork is important once you get assigned to a team. Tsunade cancels the video in the end.
"Man who's that lady, her voice sounds familiar, it sounds like a annoying old-lady sound," wondered Naruto.
"THAT'S Lady Tsunade Naruto!" said Sakura.
"Why do you have to answer everything? It makes you a person who knows it all, and that's why I like you," said Naruto.
"EWWW!" cried Sakura.
STILL AT KAKASHI'S HOUSE
"I still hate teamwork," says Sasuke.
"Well that's too bad! Not everyone thinks like you Sasuke," Said Naruto.
"Quiet children violence is not the answer," interrupts Kakashi.
"But we weren't even fighting yet," exclaimed Naruto.
"Oh! I meant by verbally," explained Kakasshi. "Get on out of my house now, I hope this video taught you meddling kids about teamwork."
All three responded, "No."
"Man, I hate you fellow ninja," complained Kakashi.