NOTE: If you do not have at least a basic knowledge of Majora's Mask, and Mario, don't go forward. Or you can completely disregard this and keep reading.

Continuing...

"Why should I answer to you, green-face?" Dark Link commented.

Ganondorf stuttered, "Because you're evil, like me."

"Ohh, so just because I 'look evil' and Dark Link has an evil reputation, it automatically means I'm your servant?"

"Yes?"

"No, stupid!" Dark Link smacked Ganondorf across the face, and kicked him to the floor.

Ganondorf began to make constipated noises, and his hand glowed with the triforce of power. "Grrrrrrrrrraaaahaaahahahahahaaaaaa!" He yelled, sending a beam of power at Dark Link. The beam fell short, and bent to the ground; doing nothing.

Dark Link rolled his eyes. He slung Ganondorf over his shoulder, and said, "I'm going to dispose of this guy, and then I'll figure out if I'm evil." he flew with purple magic into the sky; heading straight for death mountain.

"That was interesting. No wonder Ganondorf needed seven years to beat us, am I right?" Turk said. All the links chuckled a little.

"Hey, we should probably get out of here before Dark Link gets back." Lavender suggested.

"Yeah..." Orange agreed. All the links left the Four Swords temple, which literally had four swords in it, and began to walk across Hyrule Field.

"Wouldn't this walking be a whole lot easier if each of the original three new links pulled in their clones?" Red suggested.

"That would be easier. Whatever works." Turk said. Red pulled in Pink and Orange, Blue pulled in Turk and Sky, and Purple pulled in Lavender, since Dark Link was too far to be pulled in.

"Much better." Link commented.

"So, where to now?" Red asked.

"Not sure." Blue responded.

"How about that guy? He can help us." Red pointed out. There was a smiling man, wearing a purple suit and carrying a big pack on his back. Link, Blue, and Purple shrugged their shoulders, and the group walked over to him.

"You need some help, sir?" Blue asked.

"Oh, no, I'm fine. Just peddling masks across Hyrule. I'm the Happy Mask Salesman, and you might you be?"

"I'm Blue, and these guys are Red, Purple, and Link."

"Oh, how wonderful! Here- take this mask. I think it's pretty cool." the Happy Mask Salesman, HMS, gave Blue a mask, which looked like a mustached man in his thirties, bearing a red cap with an "M". "Try it on!" HMS said.

"Ok..." Blue said, hesitantly. He slipped on the mask, and all of the sudden he felt like he could jump easier. His hands became gloved, and somehow he could throw blue fireballs. "Whoa!" Blue yelled out. "This is amazing!" Blue tried to get his sword, but the gloves just couldn't pick it up. The HMS giggled creepily, and snatched the blue Four Sword from off the ground. Blue threw off the mask, and began to chase after the HMS, who had a pair of bunny ears on his head.

"How *breath* is he *breath* moving so *breath* fast?" Blue got tired quickly, and he fell in the grass. Red sped past him, wearing the mask.

"I got this, bro!" He said. Red threw a fireball at HMS's bag, and it knocked all of the other masks off. Red picked up one that looked like a goron, and he slipped it on over his Mario mask.

Using the strength of the goron and the speed of Mario, he rolled down a hill in a ball, barreling into HMS. The sword fell out of HMS's hand, and Red picked it up, coming back to Blue, Purple, and Link.

"Here you are." Red said. He handed him the weapon.

"Thanks." Blue responded. The four of them walked towards the market, and Red put the two masks in his satchel he had found with HMS.

The guard nodded to Link as he came in, and then watched as Red, Blue, and Purple followed behind. "I need a break." he said, and then stood at attention again, confused at the four links.

Once in the market, they saw the people hurrying around, buying things, talking, etc. Red's sword shook. "Hey, can we get out now?" it was Orange.

"Ok, then" Red said. He released Pink and Orange out, and Blue released Turk and Sky out. Purple released Lavender out, and then each of the links went with their friends. Link, normal Link to be exact, walked off, alone, and went into the Bazaar.

He walked up the front counter, and sat on one of the barstools.

"Hey, there, Link!" Blazar, the owner of the Bazaar, said.

"Hey Blazar."

"What's troubling you?"

"Have you ever felt lonely when all your clones go off with their clones and hang out?"

Blazar just stood there, confused. "Huh?"

"Never mind." Link said. "I'll buy a few deku nuts." Link threw a couple rupees up on the counter, and Blazar put them in his stash, and then handed him the nuts.

"Here you are, Link. Hope you fix your clone-thing-issue-random-problem-stuff."

"Thanks." Link walked out, and then went over to the shooting gallery. Purple yanked on a slingshot cord, and shot down several targets with ease. Lavender was having a bit more trouble with his slingshot, so Link walked over to help him.

"Thanks." Lavender said, after the game. "Why is my name Lavender? It sounds so girly. I want to be called Lav."

"Works for me." Link said. "You guys want to head over to Zora's Domain? We could do the diving races."

"You should invite Blue. That sounds like more of his thing."

"Okay, maybe I will." Link walked out, and off to go find Blue.

Link came in to the Bombchu alley, and found Blue sliding away at the game. Turk and Sky were placing bets on how many shots it would take Blue to win.

"Hey, guys, I'm thinking about going to Zora's Domain. want to come?"

"Sure." Turk said.

"Why not?" Sky added. Blue finished the round, and Turk scooped up the rupee pile.

"I was right." Turk said, all up in Sky's face. Blue walked over.

"Hey, Link. So, where we headed?"

"Zora's Domain. How does that sound?"

"Sounds good to me. Do you still have the Ocarina?"

"We all have ocarinas. They got split, too." Turk said. Link, Blue, Turk, and Sky pulled out their ocarinas and played the song taking them to Zora's Domain. It whisked them away with blue, tiny lights spinning around them.

The bombchu alley lady saw this, and then said, "Weirdos."

Next part either coming soon or already here; what happens in Zora's Domain? Even though there is like, zero suspense in this series. Made purely for Link fans! :)