As always WWE does not belong to me! R&R please!
Erin's version of getting drunk, consisted of drinking half of a six pack of Ramune. Most of the time, this caused an intense sugar rush that helped her out in the ring. Other times, this caused her to become jittery and a small stomach ache to go along with it. Dean often laughed at this display, because of ridiculous she could get. Erin never was one to share her Ramune, so whenever Dean made a grab for one, she would slap his hand away. "Don't fucking touch my Ramune." She said one night. It had been a rather irritable night, so Erin was not in the best of moods. Dean cracked up. Erin sighed with annoyance and rolled her eyes, then proceeded to down another bottle. "What's gotten into you?!" Dean cried, cackling still. She shot him a warning glance and he did his best to stifle his laughter. "Dropping the 'F bomb' like that?" He chuckeled still.
"People." Was all Erin said, and continued to chug the bottle. She made a grab for a fourth bottle, but Dean stopped her. "You keep chugging like that, you're going to have a bad sugar rush."
Erin shrugged. "I mind my business, you mind yours." She said. "It was The Authority again wasn't it?" Dean asked. By the looks of Erin chugging her fourth bottle, he had hit the nail on the forehead. "Who was it and what did they do?" Dean pressed on. Erin swallowed and said, "The Bitch." "The Bitch" was Erin's term for Stephenie. Erin had never liked Stephenie. She abused her power and anyone she deemed "bad for business." That was another thing Dean and Erin had in common. They both could not stand Stephenie McMahon. "Stephinie said if I didn't break off my alliance with you, there was going to be a problem." Erin continued, "So I told her to go fall in a hole full of hellfire." Dean cackled hysterically. "You're just like your brother!" He shouted.
"Which one?" Erin asked suspicously. "Taker!" Dean said, chuckling. "I try my best." Erin replied, downing her fourth and last bottle. Dean wondered if Erin was ever going to get drunk for real. Probably not.
A/N: For those of you who don't know, Ramune is a Japanese soda. I've had it before and it tastes AMAZING. If you haven't had any, head over to your nearest Asian market. They should have some.