Shohoku Boyz in Bene

by: Azure_Ice

Disclaimer: Guess who's back...back again...Azure's back...tell a friend...Bene's back...Bene's back...

I've created a maztah piece!!! But Slam Dunk's still not mine...what a pity...Takehito Inoue's so lucky...

Episode 2: Challenges

Thursday...

"From a straight line!" Mrs. Batocabe screamed at the poor microphone, salivary amylase dripped through the microphone as the students cringed walking towards their respective lines.

After the ever-loved prayer, the boring ceremonies and Bedan hymn...

"We are requesting students to speak in English for the English campaign..."

Students sighed and started, instead talking to their friends. "Hey, look Cordova's back!" Kate informed Nikki, pointing at their almost bald Social Studies teacher. "Yeah, it's too bad we don't have to deal with him today." Nikki answered.

"I know." Kate answered. Several of their classmates were talking loudly about the T.V. show they've watched the other night. Karla was recalling all the exciting parts and her friend, Joye was also blabbing at the same time. A/N: I doubt whether they understood each other.

Ryota was still looking glum, Mitsui was trying his best to cheer his muffin-headed friend.

"C'mon, Ryota, get it over already!"

"..."

"You're starting to act like Rukawa!"

"... Aya-chan..."

"Ryota, would you just stop it?!"

"..."

"Give me a break."

"..."

"Don't give me that look, Ryota!"

"You're just saying that because you didn't lose someone-"

"Hey! Ryota! Go ahead, shorty! the line's moving!" Dennis shouted from behind the line with his gang snickering behind him.

Ryota hung his head and started moving with the line. Mitsui gave Dennis and his gang a killer eye look. Finally, all the 1st years and 2nd years cleared out of the football field.

Filipino

First subject. Ryota was seated in front of Nikki. He was always staring outside the window, daydreaming. Even when Dennis' gang started flicking tiny papers at him, he still wouldn't move.

"Ang aralin natin ngayon ay Bayani Simbolismo ng Kalayaan Demokrasya..."

Kate sighed. "B-O-R-I-N-G"

"Si Ninoy Aquino ay isang..." Nikki sighed even heavier. "Double B-O-R-I-N-G"

Our Filipino teacher is a middle-aged woman, kinda short, wavy hair, she wears glasses and loves to talk, and to talk, and to talk...

She was blabbing about Aquino when Nikki was also hit by the tiny paper meant for Ryota. "Stop it!" she growled at Dennis.

Everyone started to move, Dennis was smirking non-stop. He stopped flicking paper, though. Ms. Teodoro was busy talking that she didn't notice a tiny squabble forming at the left corner of the classroom...

Lecture... lecture...

"Stupid shorty." Dennis exclaimed. "Chill, Dennis." Kevin said. "Look, it was your fault, really." Vincent reasoned. "Oh, c'mon it's no big deal." Dennis said. "Was that supposed to be sarcastic?" Vincent asked.

Biology - Double Period.

"Grr...I'm gonna eat you alive..." Kate growled as soon as Sir Manahan stepped into our classroom. He was quite tall and dark, loves to give demerit for weird reasons and loathes Kate. He's a good teacher, A/N: I'll give that much credit. memorizing the periodic table of elements, all kinds of dicot plants to every biologist in history. Only one flaw, his writing isn't that legible. It's super U-G-L-Y.

"2 hours of seeing his face... hearing his voice... AAAHHH... it's torture!" Kate was complaining and complaining. If she doesn't stop, she'll probably be in the prefect's office in 2 minutes.

"Root Cap." Nikki answered and that caught Kate off guard. "Does she really know that much?" she asked herself because the way Nikki answered Sir Manahan, was like she swallowed the whole Biology book with one gulp. A/N: Credits to me!

"She's great..." Dennis exclaimed. Ryota was still looking as glum as ever. "Mr. Miyagi, what is the next region?" Sir Manahan asked. "Um... Go-Sorry, I don't know."

"Alright, then, next time, look at your textbook instead of the window, Mr. Ryota or else-" he knocked at the blackboard where '65 Class Participation' was written in bold letters.

"Miss Chua!"

"Now what the hell does he want?!" she thought, looking up from her Bio textbook and facing the sinister face of her teacher. "Ms. Chua, what is the next region?" Sir Manahan asked again.

"Call me Ms. Chua one more time and I'll shove this textbook down your throat!" she thought through gritted teeth. But she decided to keep her cool and instead answered him in a sickly sweet voice. "Meristematic Region."

"Good, Ms. Chua!" A/N: Stop calling me Ms. Chua! I have a name, you know, the name's--- oops, can't tell, sorry!

P.E.

Mitsui sighed. "Good thing we're on the varsity team. I don't think I can stand another minute with those people" he said, casting a killer eye look on Dennis and his gang.

Ryota was still wondering around until...

"Hey, wanna play?" Dennis asked, spinning the ball in one hand, his gang snickering behind him. "Mitsui! that d'aho wants to challenge us." Ryota called. "Honto? Sure. I'll make sure I'll make something out of them." Mitsui said, clutching his fists. "Baka yarou! Basketball teme!" Ryota said, hitting Mitsui on the head. "Itai!"

"So, want to play or not?" Vincent asked. "Why not?" Mitsui smirked. "Two on two." Dennis added. "Sure, 5 minutes?" Ryota suggested. "I'm cool with that." Dennis said.

Although their words were cool, their eyes met like blazing fire sending spark plugs everywhere. They went down the bleachers not taking their eyes off each other. Something formed on Dennis' mind. "We've gotta win. I've gotta win."

A/N:

say-chan: nyahahahahahahahahaha! how's the story going foolish ningens?! joke! mwah! love you all! credits to the shohoku boyzZz... and to the juppon gatana! dennis! oi! tumuong ka nmn! newiez! we are filipinos! we RULE! hey! Ku--- ChinaEyes! Sorry! You're up next! Wake up!

ChinaEyes: Whatever... oi! Ryodans, how 'bout me? You're always leaving me behind! Our group's starting to slip! Better do something about this! Sorry people, my fic is still on hold. And I'm trying to come up with another weird idea! Wahahahahahahahahaha! Sou--- Say-chan, which of the teachers should we torture next? How 'bout 'pendoy'? Nyahahahahahahaha! Get your butt moving, Dennis! d'aho!

* Dennis was fired after ep 2 but was rehired for ep 3. reason? whatever.

D'aho: Hey!!! WHY is my name d'aho... : l ... I'm not an asshole!!! Anyway's, k lng... hehehehe, galing namin no kaso lang la ko ginawa... Azure_Ice d'best... Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Tis is just d start der's plenty more to come from Azure_Ice...Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

* teme no baka zarou! -say-chan*

*we almost lost this ep!*