Here we go!
Ruby and Yang looked at their uncle. He began to storytell...
"Long time ago, in some random old town in some random old countryside place in some country whose name I forgot, there was some kind of monster. A monster that was known for terrorizing local towns, killing people, the usual stuff.
'So in response to this threat a brave contingent of 12 knights, led by none other than Sir Crow marched on to meet this threat and extinguish it from the world."
Yang raised her hands and said, "Wait, wait, wait...sir Crow? Whos that?"
Qrow said, "What? Can't I put a self-insert OC of mine in the story? Its my story after all..."
Ruby raised her little finger to her lips, hissing 'SSSHHHHHHH!' and looked at her uncle again, saying, "Keep telling the story."
"Thanks, girl. So! Sir Crow and the 12 knights had to track this beast down, but they had to get a local tracker to tell them where to find the cave of the beast. I mean, if you're new to the place, you're gonna need a tour guide after all.
"The beast's cave was littered with human bones, broken weaponry, and an amazingly intact sign with no visible damage to it, saying 'Cave of death.' The knights stationed themself right next to some rocks, standing at least 115 metres from the cave mouth. The knights felt the tension, but Sir Crow (who was a bit drunk at the moment, mind you) said, 'All right, little madam, where is the beast we seek?'
The tracker said, 'You're right in front of the cave, nitwit.'
'If I was to be in front of it, wouldn't it be looming in front of me?'
'I meant that its in visible sight, to your forward direction...'
"And then, CUE A STINGER MUSIC CHORD!"
Ruby and Yang gasped and hugged each other. As Qrow was telling the story, both of them were imagining what was happening with the story's knights.
"The knights heard the stinger music and ducked behind rocks, with the tracker. There was a brief moment of silence...and a cat emerged.
" 'A cat?' Sir Lime asked."
"A CAT?!" Yang yelled in surprise. "That stinger music doesn't know how to cue!"
"Hey, you may get surprised. See, all the knights were confused.
'Um...where is the beast again?' Sir Beowolfheart said.
The tracker said, 'There!' Pointing at the cat.
'What, behind it?' Sir Swordelot said.
'NO!' The tracker hissed with frustration, 'the cat is the beast!'"
There was a moment of silence.
Ruby and Yang went in unison "WHAT?!"
TO BE CONTINUED!