Yeps, part two... Don't know how long this is going to go on.. Was supposed to be a one shot xD

Beep!

/ "Shigen? It's Ryuk... Do you live with those people? Bunch of weirdo's... You better pray the teachers don't call...So are you free tomorrow? I was thinking we could catch a movie. Well call me when you get this."/

Beep!

"Ooo, Shigen just got asked out on a date!"

"Well at least I can get a date..."

"Shut up! Link doesn't like being out in public!"

"With you maybe..."

"Ok you two, major headache coming on."

Link placed the homemade pizza he cooked for dinner in front of them, hoping to shut them up with food.

Kai shoved a fork full into his mouth and continued talking. "I wanna change our message."

Link seated him self at the table and rolled his eyes at the shadow's bad manners. "Why? The one we have now is good enough."

"No it's not. It's lacking... I don't know, maybe we should start having random phone sex?"

"No, we should attempt making a normal message."

Shigen stared at them both with flat eyes. "For one... Shadow... just... no... And sexy... normal is impossible with you two..."

The phone rang again. After their massage played, Zelda's voice filled the kitchen.

/"Omg! You guys! I'm calling everyday now just to hear that stupid message! It's so epic! Oh, just a sec, Ganny pooh wants to talk to you!"

"Hey Link... I just joined this new fencing club, and it's the shit! You have to join too, but not that crazy boyfriend of yours. He's a freak. Why does he dress up as you again?

Anyways, here's Zelda."

"Link! You should definitely go! You and Ganny pooh would get along great!

See ya!"/

Link was staring at the phone horrified. "Definitely not."

Kai snorted, and since his mouth was full of food, some shot out his nose. "Ouch! Sauce burns!"

"Shadow... That was absolutely disgusting..."

"Ouch, ouch, ouch..."

Link moved his plate out of the rang of fire an sighed. "I think we should try a normal message. I don't want Zelda calling every day. Not when Ganon's there anyways."

Shigen picked up the phone and pressed the magical buttons.

"There... Now record you message at the beep..."

"Now?"

Beep!

/Ah shit! Ok, you've reached Link.

Shigen and...

Om nom nom!

What the hell is om nom nom?

What? I was chewing... And Kai!

And-

Link's to sexy for his shirt!

No-

I like cookies?

No-

The province of Alberta has been officially free of rats since 1905...?

Shigen? What the hell dude.

No! We're not here right now!

Not in the head at least...

Why cant we be normal like everyone else?

Sexy... I thought I explained that...

Zomg! Peoples! Call back laterz!

Thank you Kai.

Love you\

Beep!

"I think it's quite possible that that message was more horrible then our last one..."

"Emo...Just shut up..."

"Link? Did you just call Shigen emo?"

"Did you just call Shigen, Shigen?"

"I think we should just drop this conversation..."

"Agreed."

xD Om nom nom!

Until next time!

Zeinne