I Touch Myself

ItachixSasuke: The Yaoi Excerpt

Bananas Are Too Big For Sasuke's Mouth

Characters © Masashi Kimimoto

Fanfiction © Eziah

Sasuke awoke and was greeted by Tsubasa looking at him on his chest. Without panicking much, he removed the bird. Tsubasa perched himself on Sasuke's shoulder as Sasuke rubbed his eyes and stood up. "How'd I get here?" He asked to no one in particular.

That no one in particular seemed to reply though, since he entered the room right as Sasuke asked that. "You fell asleep on my back…" Itachi answered his question.

"You put the covers on me?"

Itachi had nothing to say to that.

"Arigato, nii-san!" Sasuke leaped up to hug his brother but missed. His face was now flat on the takami flooring. He looked up at his brother.

"You're kind of pathetic…" Itachi said, looking down at his brother.

"Don't call me pathetic! I'm no more pathetic than you're happy!" The comparison made sense.

Deep within Itachi's mind, he was laughing at his brother's comment, but on the outside, he was giving him a stern look.

Both left the room without so much as a single good morning to their parents.

"Sasuke-chan," His mother called him," Would you like to help me with picking the apples today?"

Now was his chance to be helpful. Sasuke took it as a great opportunity to help one of his parents, even though his dad never asked him to help with anything.

"Hai!" Sasuke replied joyfully.

Finally, his dad uttered a word…to Itachi. "Itachi, you have a special mission-"

His wife cut him off right there," No missions today! We're going to have a picnic!"

The room grew unnaturally silent. It was like a decrescendo, the noise settled down to a pianissimo pitch. "Something amiss?" She questioned.

No one answered until Sasuke finally spoke up. "Kaa-san…isn't that a little…much?" Sasuke asked. His mother didn't seem to understand, so he tried giving more explanation. "I mean, we're Uchiha…we don't do picnics."

"Who told you that?" His mother asked. Simultaneously, even though Itachi didn't like to get involved, both brothers looked at their father. How could she not know that he would tell them something like that? She lightly smacked her face with her hand. "That's not true! Uchiha are very good at picnics and you know what? We're going to have a family picnic, only us."

The father objected to this immediately and stood up. Before he could speak though, she asked him," Does this mission concern anyone's life?"

Unable to lie to his wife he answered no.

"Then this should be a perfect opportunity to spend time with your family." She concluded.

Everyone groaned silently. The thought of having a family picnic sort of scared them.

It was around 2:00pm when everyone started to head out into the backyard. It was a beautiful sight really. There was a pond and many Japanese garden ornaments. Everyone was outside except Itachi.

"Nii-san, come out!" Sasuke yelled.

"Itachi-kun, come outside with us!" His mom yelled.

Finally, Itachi came out wearing a black and red t-shirt Sasuke had made him a long time ago. It was a plain black shirt, but in the center of the shirt, Sasuke sewed in a picture of a ferret with red fabric. Since he didn't know how to draw a weasel. Along with that, he wore his typical shorts.

"Nii-san! You're wearing the shirt I made you for Christmas!" Sasuke yelled out.

"I spilt your stupid apple juice on my other shirt. The rest of my shirts are outside drying, if I could I'd come out here shirtless." Itachi replied coldly.

Sasuke pouted, especially since he worked hard to make that shirt and this was the first time Itachi had ever worn it. "You didn't have to force yourself…" He looked the other way.

"Now, now…let's all have a nice day together." The mother knew this would be tough, considering they had never done this before. Putting on her adorable smile, she set out the food. Sasuke and her had already picked those apples, so there was a little hay basket full of ripe apples and other fruits. There was also fruit punch and fried chicken.

"Itadakimasu!" Sasuke and his mother shouted together. Itachi and his father just started to eat; no fancy words were needed to know this.

Sasuke and Itachi both ate the chicken hungrily, while the parents had their share of both fruit and meat.

"Sasuke, Itachi," their mother addressed them," eat some fruit." She suggested.

Obeying her, both of them reached for some type of fruit. Sasuke chose a banana and Itachi took a small slice of leftover apple from his father's plate.

Sasuke stripped the banana of all it's peeling and licked the tip to taste it. Itachi saw this from the corner of his eye. Sasuke went down on that banana like the titanic went down on the iceberg. He lowered his whole mouth on it and started to swiftly pace his mouth in an up and down motion. Their parents didn't seem to notice how utterly nasty this was somehow because they were discussing the house mortgage, but Itachi noticed. He noticed how that banana was getting more wet with each movement of Sasuke's mouth. It got to a point where Sasuke accidentally couldn't handle the pressure anymore and gagged a bit. Itachi was about to burst in the most nastiest way. Watching his brother do those things to a banana…imagine what he could do to a—Itachi's train of thought was interrupted when Sasuke almost started choking. A few coughs and he was okay.

"You shouldn't have been playing with your food…" Itachi stated.

"I wasn't playing with it." Sasuke smartly replied," I was making it wet!"

Itachi spit out whatever he was drinking at that moment and nearly choked.

Everyone froze in surprise.

"Nii-san! Are you alright!?" Sasuke asked, concerned about his brother.

Itachi had to stop thinking like this. He's your brother dammit! Nonetheless your younger brother!

"Nii-san! I have to make it wet! Remember, I told you a week ago, I have a loose tooth. I can't eat anything hard!"

"Then how'd you eat that chicken?" Itachi blurted out.

"I didn't chew it." Sasuke replied cutely. "I swallowed it whole, one tiny piece at a time."

Itachi threw down his napkin and left to go inside, away from this scene.

"Was it something I said?"

His parents just shook their head, apparently now they were listening.

Sasuke looked down, disappointed in himself. He just knew it was his fault that Itachi left. In a desperate attempt, Sasuke ran inside and begged Itachi to spend time with him. "Gomen nii-san! Gomen nii-san!" Sasuke apologized. His pathetic apology must've worked, since Itachi apologized as well, telling him," No, forgive me. It was my fault to have reacted so inappropriately." This was really weird, Itachi was apologizing? He never apologizes. "In order to offer up my apologies, let me take you anywhere you want to go tomorrow." He offered, not smiling, but not frowning.

Thinking about it, a light popped into Sasuke's head," Laser tag!"

Author Note: I'll begin working on chapter three! Since I forgot to work on it, I couldn't seem to remember what else I was going to add to this chapter. Anyways, next chapter will be up soon! Be warned; Chapter four will have a rape scene.