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FuzzyLion: Why the fuck is the dog in the chat?!

I3Puppys: D: Oh ow that hurt.

I3Puppys: ;;

StupidLamb: Look what you did Edward!

FuzzyLion: What did I do?

StupidLamb: You hurt Jakes Feelings!!

FuzzyLion: No I didn't. He's faking it.

I3Puppys: I thought we friends Edward.

I3Puppys: WHY DON'T YOU LOVE MEE??

I3Puppys: Nah! Just kidding, I wouldn't be caught dead being friends with that shit-tastic leech!

FuzzyLion: Go piss on a tree you mutt!

I3Puppys: GLADLY!!

StupidLamb: e.o

StupidLamb: Eww, Jake thats gross.

FuzzyLion: ROFLMFAO!!

I3Puppys: Hey Edward why don't you go tell Bella about your porn stash!

FuzzyLion: O.O

StupidLamb: PORN STASH?!

I3Puppys: Yup right under his bed to lol.

FuzzyLion: Hes lieing! I don't have porn under my bed!! And if there is porn under there it is most likely Emmetts

FuzzyLion: That's how he hides it from Rose. :D

I3Puppys: Then why in the right hand corner does it say "Property Of Edward Cullen"? HMM?!

FuzzyLion: It's a fake!!

StupidLamb: Do you really have porn under your bed?

FuzzyLion: ...

I3Puppys: :D I win leech.

StupidLamb: Edward tell me.

FuzzyLion: ...

FuzzyLion: .

FuzzyLion: .

FuzzyLion: .

FuzzyLion: THIS OLIVE GARDEN COUPON!! IT EXPIRES IN 1 MINUTE!!

StupidLamb: You don't eat edward -.-

FuzzyLion: O.O"

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I3Puppys: Pussy!

StupidLamb: Jake. You should be ashamed of yourself!

I3Puppys: Why?

StupidLamb: Because you have porn too.

I3Puppys: ...No

StupidLamb: Yes you do! I saw in your closet one day when I went looking for you.

StupidLamb: And I'm not talking about the normal stuff.

StupidLamb: I mean the guy on guy stuff.

I3Puppys: IT WAs a gag gift from Sam and Seth!

StupidLamb: Then why do you still have then? Hmm?

I3Puppys: . . .

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StupidLamb: TEEHEE, I have porn to :D

StupidLamb: But nobody has to know .

StupidLamb: rofl!

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I apolgize for how short and stupid the chapters are this is my first fanfic so please don't flame me. Thank You.