"Christopher was driving back from Boston. Apparently, he was there on business or somethin'. Well, he's takin' on his cell phone, not paying attention to the road, when a car beside him starts swervin' in and out of the lane. The driver fell asleep, and he cou;dn't see where he was goin'. Of course, by this time Christopher looks up and sees the truck. He swerves out of the way to avoid it-."
"Well then how did he die if he missed the truck?!" Asked Lane.
"Well, I was about to say, he swerved to avoid it, but there was a truck in the left lane- It was a three lane highway, did I mention that?"
"No, you didn't, Babette." Supplied Kirk.
"Oh, well anyway, he swerves right into the side of this big semi. Double-trailer. It was messy. The top half of his car got cut right off. I'm surprised he wasn't decapitated or somethin'. Well, he manages to survive that, and get back into his lane, but when he tries to pull off onto the shoulder, he gets hit from behind. Of course, now he's got no roof, and the airbags got blown in the truck incident, so they don't go off. Christopher goes flying out the top of the car onto the pavement. They called an ambulance, but it was too late. His spine was broken and he was already almost dead. They decided it was more humane to just let him die there. At least, I think that's why they didn't take him to the hospital. I was openin' a candy bar there, so it got a little fuzzy, but-." At this point, Babette was cut off by the discussion of the townies.
"Well, I guess he had it comin'." East Side Tilly remarked.
"Yeah. Karma came back to bite that one in the ass. Oh, well. He never had that great of an ass anyway." Patty replied.