Goose: ok ok, now I know you guys aren't gonna want to
do this but hey, I'm your new best friend so!
Leo: *mutters something*
Goose: yeah ok!! Well, anyways, I'm ...I mean we're getting big money for this so just suck it up and COPE!!! *coughs* sorry, overheated, I want you guys to go with me to investigate a haunted house AND I'LL GIVE YOU FREE FOOD!
Leo: haunted? I'm in
Ruby: I don't know...
Nall: oh come on Ruby, come with me
Ruby: ok *grins*
Lemina: Money?! Woohoo!
Jean: if Leo's going I am too
Mauri: I'll go if Ronfar will
Ronfar: free food? Woohoo! Count me in!
Hiro: *in a gayly over energetic voice* I'm always up for an adventure!
Lucia: I go where Hiro goes *stupid smile*
Goose: ...I'll be back in an hour, I got keys to get and what not
Others: ok *go to their rooms and begin to pack*
Goose: alittle free food goes a long way *sweatdrops at how corny that sounds*
Three hours later
Goose: *unlocking the door* ok, now I want you all to know that this place was haunted, it might not be anymore but don't count on it because we always seem to be unlucky at this stuff
Ronfar: what are you talking about?! I win all the time!
Goose: you cheat!
Ronfar: and?
Goose: *steps inside and coughs lightly* yeah it's a tad dusty but it's got electricity and indoor plumbing so COPE!!!! *coughs* ...sorry again, so I'll show you to your rooms after we take a breif tour *dust falls on her head* BLAH!!! *a dead body falls from the ceiling*...*leaps into Leo's arms*
Jean: *also in Leo's arms* MOVE OVER!
Goose: *sticks her tongue out*
Ronfar: *in Mauri's arms* you're all chickens
Nall: *in Ruby's arms* *gulp* yeah!
Hiro: *pulls out his sword* I WILL DEFEAT THE DEAD BODY FOR YOU LUCIA!!
Lucia: my Hiro! (A/N: Pun intended)
Lemina: *checks the dead body for a wallet*
Dead Body: *disappears*
Lemina: EEP! *leaps into Leo's arms too*
Goose: this is getting alittle crowded
Leo: *drops them all intentionally*
Goose: *stands and dusts herself off*
Jean: owie
Lemina: *steals Jean's wallet*
Jean: HEY! *chases Lemina*
Dead Body: *falls and knocks Lemina unconsciouss*
Goose: *leaps into Leo's arms*
Everyone else: *leap back into whoever's arms they were in earlier*
Hiro: *attacks the Dead Body*
Dead Body: *stands up and jumps on Hiro*
Everyone bar Hiro: *watch*
Hiro: AIEEE!!! *gets up and leaps into Lucia's arms*
HELP ME!!!
Lucia: ...*is confused as usual*
Leo: good greif *drops Goose, Jean, Lemina and Bill
Gates* WHAT??
Bill Gates: sorry *disappears*
Leo: ...
Goose: ok...so let's finish our tour hm? *smiles*
Hiro: *cries and won't let Lucia put him down so she carries him*
Goose: *takes em through the tour and nothing happens* now for rooming arrangements, no one is allowed to go anywhere alone because the house tends to grow rooms and floors whenever it wants...ok, so in this room right here *points to a room with a purple door* Lemina, Jean, and
Lucia. In this room *a room with a blue door* Leo and Ronfar. In this room *pink door* Ruby, Mauri, and myself, and then in this last room *green door* Nall and Hiro.
Nall: dangit
Lucia: I would rather bunk with Hiro
Goose: shut up and COPE!!!!!!!! I do that alot
Mauri: *nods*
Ronfar: WOOHOO I GET A BLUE ROOM! *picks up his suitcase that appears outta nowhere like everyone else's and runs in*
Leo: *picks his up and follows him*
Lucia: *drops Hiro and takes her stuff to her room followed by Jean and Lemina*
Hiro: *grabs his stuff and runs into his room over Nall*
Nall: ow *picks himself up and goes in their room*
Mauri: ok well let's go *gets her stuff and leads the others into their room*
Goose: *runs in and pulls a book out of the shelf and a small hole opens in the wall* teehee
Mauri: what is that?
Goose: *shuts the hole* nothing
Mauri: *opens the hole and looks in* ACK!!!
Ruby: what is it?
Mauri: a peephole!! Goose you are gross-hey...it's Ronfar!
Goose: *sweatdrops*
Mauri: did you get this put in to look at Leo?
Goose: ...doi!
Mauri: well...that's disgusting
Goose: then why are you still watching
Mauri: because Ronfar's over there too
Ruby: *makes a face*
In the other room
Ronfar: Leo...I get the feeling we're being watched
Leo: *looks at the face in the wall* gee I wonder where you get that *walks over to the hole in the wall* can we help you?
Mauri: eh...no?
Leo: ...why are you looking at us through a hole?
Mauri: Goose told me to?
Leo: *sweatdrops*
Goose: *from behind Mauri* I DID NOT!!
Leo: *pushes a bookcase in front of the hold
Mauri: LEO MY NOSE!!
Leo: *moves the case quickly* sorry *coughs*
Mauri: *mutters and moves her face*
Leo: *puts the case back in front of the hole*
Ronfar: Hey Mauri!
Mauri: *through wall* yeah?!
Ronfar: wanna go for a walk?
Mauri: ok!
Ronfar: I'm goin, Leo
Leo: ok
Mauri: *meets Ronfar in the hall and they go for a walk*
Ruby: I'm going to see Nall *walks out into the hall*
Goose: so much for my nowhere alone rule *lightbulb* HEY LEO!
Leo: NO!
Goose: you're not busy!? WEE ok! *runs into his room and tackels him*
Leo: ACK!! *pushes her off* GET OFF!
Goose: *clings to his leg*
Leo: this is going to be a long...how long are we going to be here anyways?
Goose: Um... a week? However long it takes to figure out if it's haunted
Leo: I think the moving Dead Body was proof enough don't you think?
Goose:...what Dead Body
Leo: are you serious? *shakes her off his leg*
Goose: nope...about what?
Leo: *shoves her out of his room and locks the door*
Dead Body: *falls on Goose and clings to her leg*
Goose: EEK!!! *faints*
Leo: *opens the door and sees Goose unconsciouss on the floor*...ok
Hiro: *runs out* I'LL SAVE YOU LUCI-oh it's only Goose
Lucia: did you want something Hiro?
Goose: *wakes up* I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE YOUR ROOMS ALONE!!!
Hiro: *hops into Lucia's arms* I'm not alone!
Leo: ...I am *shuts the door*
Goose: ...I am too...*walks back into her room and tries to push the bookshelf away from the hole*
Leo: *is standing in front of the bookshelf reading when it falls over on top of him* ACK!!
Goose: *looks around Leo's room for him* Leo? WHERE ARE YOU???
Leo: *muffled from under the bookshelf* UNDER HERE!
Goose: ...where??
Leo: UNDER THE BOOKCASE!
Goose: *lightbulb* you're under the bookcase?? Why?!
Leo: *sweatdrops* JUST COME AND GET ME OUT FROM UNDER IT!!!
Goose: ...ok! *runs out into the hall but finds she's alone in the hall with no other rooms around* EEP! *goes to run back into her room but smacks into a solid wall* OW! LEO HELP ME!!!
Leo: *hears Goose screaming* hm...what am I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?! I'M UNDER A BOOKCASE YOU IDIOT!!!
Goose: I'M STUCK OUT IN THE HALL ALONE!!!! I....*screams bloody murder then there is silence*
Leo: ... *freaks out* AAA! HIRO!! NALL!!!! HELP!!! *stops shouting when his door opens* THANK GOD YOU GUYS HEARD ME, GET THIS BOOKCASE OFF OF ME!! *waits for nearly ten minutes* Nall, Hiro? What's taking you so long?! *someone picks up the bookcase and reveals another Dead Body, but it's a female in red cocktail dress*
F.D.R.: *lays down beside Leo underneath the bookcase and kisses him*
Leo: ....AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
END OF CH.1
Leo: *mutters something*
Goose: yeah ok!! Well, anyways, I'm ...I mean we're getting big money for this so just suck it up and COPE!!! *coughs* sorry, overheated, I want you guys to go with me to investigate a haunted house AND I'LL GIVE YOU FREE FOOD!
Leo: haunted? I'm in
Ruby: I don't know...
Nall: oh come on Ruby, come with me
Ruby: ok *grins*
Lemina: Money?! Woohoo!
Jean: if Leo's going I am too
Mauri: I'll go if Ronfar will
Ronfar: free food? Woohoo! Count me in!
Hiro: *in a gayly over energetic voice* I'm always up for an adventure!
Lucia: I go where Hiro goes *stupid smile*
Goose: ...I'll be back in an hour, I got keys to get and what not
Others: ok *go to their rooms and begin to pack*
Goose: alittle free food goes a long way *sweatdrops at how corny that sounds*
Three hours later
Goose: *unlocking the door* ok, now I want you all to know that this place was haunted, it might not be anymore but don't count on it because we always seem to be unlucky at this stuff
Ronfar: what are you talking about?! I win all the time!
Goose: you cheat!
Ronfar: and?
Goose: *steps inside and coughs lightly* yeah it's a tad dusty but it's got electricity and indoor plumbing so COPE!!!! *coughs* ...sorry again, so I'll show you to your rooms after we take a breif tour *dust falls on her head* BLAH!!! *a dead body falls from the ceiling*...*leaps into Leo's arms*
Jean: *also in Leo's arms* MOVE OVER!
Goose: *sticks her tongue out*
Ronfar: *in Mauri's arms* you're all chickens
Nall: *in Ruby's arms* *gulp* yeah!
Hiro: *pulls out his sword* I WILL DEFEAT THE DEAD BODY FOR YOU LUCIA!!
Lucia: my Hiro! (A/N: Pun intended)
Lemina: *checks the dead body for a wallet*
Dead Body: *disappears*
Lemina: EEP! *leaps into Leo's arms too*
Goose: this is getting alittle crowded
Leo: *drops them all intentionally*
Goose: *stands and dusts herself off*
Jean: owie
Lemina: *steals Jean's wallet*
Jean: HEY! *chases Lemina*
Dead Body: *falls and knocks Lemina unconsciouss*
Goose: *leaps into Leo's arms*
Everyone else: *leap back into whoever's arms they were in earlier*
Hiro: *attacks the Dead Body*
Dead Body: *stands up and jumps on Hiro*
Everyone bar Hiro: *watch*
Hiro: AIEEE!!! *gets up and leaps into Lucia's arms*
HELP ME!!!
Lucia: ...*is confused as usual*
Leo: good greif *drops Goose, Jean, Lemina and Bill
Gates* WHAT??
Bill Gates: sorry *disappears*
Leo: ...
Goose: ok...so let's finish our tour hm? *smiles*
Hiro: *cries and won't let Lucia put him down so she carries him*
Goose: *takes em through the tour and nothing happens* now for rooming arrangements, no one is allowed to go anywhere alone because the house tends to grow rooms and floors whenever it wants...ok, so in this room right here *points to a room with a purple door* Lemina, Jean, and
Lucia. In this room *a room with a blue door* Leo and Ronfar. In this room *pink door* Ruby, Mauri, and myself, and then in this last room *green door* Nall and Hiro.
Nall: dangit
Lucia: I would rather bunk with Hiro
Goose: shut up and COPE!!!!!!!! I do that alot
Mauri: *nods*
Ronfar: WOOHOO I GET A BLUE ROOM! *picks up his suitcase that appears outta nowhere like everyone else's and runs in*
Leo: *picks his up and follows him*
Lucia: *drops Hiro and takes her stuff to her room followed by Jean and Lemina*
Hiro: *grabs his stuff and runs into his room over Nall*
Nall: ow *picks himself up and goes in their room*
Mauri: ok well let's go *gets her stuff and leads the others into their room*
Goose: *runs in and pulls a book out of the shelf and a small hole opens in the wall* teehee
Mauri: what is that?
Goose: *shuts the hole* nothing
Mauri: *opens the hole and looks in* ACK!!!
Ruby: what is it?
Mauri: a peephole!! Goose you are gross-hey...it's Ronfar!
Goose: *sweatdrops*
Mauri: did you get this put in to look at Leo?
Goose: ...doi!
Mauri: well...that's disgusting
Goose: then why are you still watching
Mauri: because Ronfar's over there too
Ruby: *makes a face*
In the other room
Ronfar: Leo...I get the feeling we're being watched
Leo: *looks at the face in the wall* gee I wonder where you get that *walks over to the hole in the wall* can we help you?
Mauri: eh...no?
Leo: ...why are you looking at us through a hole?
Mauri: Goose told me to?
Leo: *sweatdrops*
Goose: *from behind Mauri* I DID NOT!!
Leo: *pushes a bookcase in front of the hold
Mauri: LEO MY NOSE!!
Leo: *moves the case quickly* sorry *coughs*
Mauri: *mutters and moves her face*
Leo: *puts the case back in front of the hole*
Ronfar: Hey Mauri!
Mauri: *through wall* yeah?!
Ronfar: wanna go for a walk?
Mauri: ok!
Ronfar: I'm goin, Leo
Leo: ok
Mauri: *meets Ronfar in the hall and they go for a walk*
Ruby: I'm going to see Nall *walks out into the hall*
Goose: so much for my nowhere alone rule *lightbulb* HEY LEO!
Leo: NO!
Goose: you're not busy!? WEE ok! *runs into his room and tackels him*
Leo: ACK!! *pushes her off* GET OFF!
Goose: *clings to his leg*
Leo: this is going to be a long...how long are we going to be here anyways?
Goose: Um... a week? However long it takes to figure out if it's haunted
Leo: I think the moving Dead Body was proof enough don't you think?
Goose:...what Dead Body
Leo: are you serious? *shakes her off his leg*
Goose: nope...about what?
Leo: *shoves her out of his room and locks the door*
Dead Body: *falls on Goose and clings to her leg*
Goose: EEK!!! *faints*
Leo: *opens the door and sees Goose unconsciouss on the floor*...ok
Hiro: *runs out* I'LL SAVE YOU LUCI-oh it's only Goose
Lucia: did you want something Hiro?
Goose: *wakes up* I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE YOUR ROOMS ALONE!!!
Hiro: *hops into Lucia's arms* I'm not alone!
Leo: ...I am *shuts the door*
Goose: ...I am too...*walks back into her room and tries to push the bookshelf away from the hole*
Leo: *is standing in front of the bookshelf reading when it falls over on top of him* ACK!!
Goose: *looks around Leo's room for him* Leo? WHERE ARE YOU???
Leo: *muffled from under the bookshelf* UNDER HERE!
Goose: ...where??
Leo: UNDER THE BOOKCASE!
Goose: *lightbulb* you're under the bookcase?? Why?!
Leo: *sweatdrops* JUST COME AND GET ME OUT FROM UNDER IT!!!
Goose: ...ok! *runs out into the hall but finds she's alone in the hall with no other rooms around* EEP! *goes to run back into her room but smacks into a solid wall* OW! LEO HELP ME!!!
Leo: *hears Goose screaming* hm...what am I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?! I'M UNDER A BOOKCASE YOU IDIOT!!!
Goose: I'M STUCK OUT IN THE HALL ALONE!!!! I....*screams bloody murder then there is silence*
Leo: ... *freaks out* AAA! HIRO!! NALL!!!! HELP!!! *stops shouting when his door opens* THANK GOD YOU GUYS HEARD ME, GET THIS BOOKCASE OFF OF ME!! *waits for nearly ten minutes* Nall, Hiro? What's taking you so long?! *someone picks up the bookcase and reveals another Dead Body, but it's a female in red cocktail dress*
F.D.R.: *lays down beside Leo underneath the bookcase and kisses him*
Leo: ....AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
END OF CH.1