A/N: Scout is the cybunny that Cylara was mistaken for in the plot. And Lucie is the cybunny from Ususki Frenzy. She probably isn't Cylara's sister, but she is my story. As for the Scout thing, I don't know her real name so I just call her Scout.

Disclaimer: no, I'm not TNT, therefore I don't own or the Return of Dr. Sloth Plot. You know because if I was TNT, I wouldn't suspend people for making a terrorist joke someone else was bound to make anyway.

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2. Don't Tease Me, You Jerks

While I was not very fond of a nine year old driving my car, I couldn't just take it and leave her there. So now I was stuck without one, which really, really sucked because Virtupets Space Station was a long way from Neopia Central.

Thank god I had suped up my phone. And I had Gorix's number. I managed to get the phone to connect with the resistance's communication docks.

Scout answered with a huge smile on her face.

"Hey Cylara. Calling for Gorix, again? You know, I've always wondered what you two talk about."

Oh, here we go again. She loves to tease me about Gorix. Every time I call to talk to him, I get this same crap. I mean, I only call when I have an important update or when I want to bitch about something, but he's the only one who listens. There is nothing going on between Gorix and I. nothing. Not that… I would have a problem…..if there was…but, there's not, so it's a moot point.

"Scout, can you please just tell me where he is?" I said in a very exasperated voice.

"Kreludor, with Parlax. I'll tell him you called" are you freaking kidding me?

"Dammit, now I have to call Parlax, and he's gonna hit on me again."

" You're really desperate, aren't you Lara?"

"SCOUT! I am not calling to flirt with him! This is important!" yeah, I was pissed by the way.

"Whatever you saaaayyyyyyy. Just tell me when you kiss him."

"Ugh. Bye Scout." I said

" Bye Lara." She replied, grinning.

I hung up the phone and started to get through the extensive process of reaching Kreludor.

" Heyyyyyyyy, Cylara. How you been doing?" his voice was really creepy when he said this, like he knew exactly what I'd been doing. If I found out he was stalking me, I was going kill him.

"Parlax, who's that?" I recognized Gorix's voice in the background.

Parlax looked mighty pissed because he knew who I wanted to talk to.

"huh." He sighed. "Just your girlfriend."

"SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!"

Parlax's eyebrows raised a degree.

"Really? Than can I have her?"

"NO!" Gorix and I screamed at the same time.

"and you're sure she's not your girlfriend."

"SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!"

"Then why can't I have her?"

"Because you can't."

"Why?"

"Because I said so, that's why."

"Hey, Cylara. If things don't work out between you and Gorix, I'm still here." he said into the videophone, raising his eyebrows suggestively. Then he winked at me. Winked at me. Ewwwwwwwww.

"Hey Cylara, sorry about Parlax. We still have to do something about that hormone problem of his."

"Just keep him away from my house."

He laughed at that.

"You got it. So, how was Ususkicon?"

"The gayest thing I've ever seen. So many dolls, so much freaking pink. I was so uncomfortable. So much in fact, I had to leave." I replied.

"And what did you do after that?"

"You see that was kinda what I wanted to talk to you about, but I don't want to be overheard. I think someone is spying on me."

"Someone that isn't Parlax."

"No, I don't think it's him." It had better not be him.

"Ok, I see. Well you should probably come to headquar…"

Riiinggg, Riiinggg.

"Oh, crap. It's my mom. Gimme a sec."

"Cylara, what happened?" my mom said. "Lucie came home in your car and said you left a note. You're not making out with that grundo, are you?"

"Oh , my god, Mom! No! Why does everyone think I'm going out with Gorix? Wait, don't answer that."

"Then what happened?" she screamed.

"Can't talk about it here, Mom."

"Ahhh, ok. Well, be safe. And don't do anything stupid." I could hear the realization in her voice.

"Yeah, ok Mom. I'll see you as soon as I can. Love you."

"Love you too, sweetie. See you soon."

I hung up on my mom and switched back to Gorix again.

"Anyway, you should come to headquarters so you can tell me what happened. And you know, so we can protect you and stuff."

"You feel the need to protect me now."

"Well I don't want you to get hurt. Not that I'm saying you can't take care of yourself, you're totally badass, but you know….still." he said nervously.

"Ok. I'll be there as soon as I can alright."

"Uh, alright then. See you soon"

"See you soon, Rix."

"You know I hate that nickname."

I grinned. "I know"

"Bye, CyCy."

"Touché. Bye."

I hung up the phone and sighed. Parlax had made that nickname up, but Gorix had forbidden him from using it. he used it knowing it pissed me off to no end. Then again, I called him Rix for the same reason. I started off for the Space Docks. (yeah, they know me over there.)

I smiled. Gorix thought I was badass, yet he was still worried. Hmmm, I wonder. Nah.