Usagi: yay! I got such nice feedback from the last chapter (well 3 reviews…4 counting the one on DA). If you enjoyed this fic as much as I enjoyed writing it my work here is done.

This chapter introduces the following characters:

Axel as Han Solo.
Demyx as Chewbacca.
Squall Leonheart as Jabba the Hutt (please don't ask)
Yuffie as Jabba/Squall's henchman.

Goofy as Greedo. (He has a very short appearance in this fic…)
And mentions Larxene as Random Rebel nr 12…who died when Castle Oblivion blew up.


Chapter II

Oblivious to Oblivion

As it turned out it was only one person in Twilight Town who coincidentally owned a gummi ship.

Unfortunately for said person…he was in deep shit.

"Listen ahyck. You haven't paid back the money you owe Squall so he's put a large bounty on your head" Goofy said, as he pinned the organization's nr VIII against the wall.

"Yeah, about that, I was just about to pay him back I just don't have the money right now. Got it memorized?" Axel said.

"Just about to isn't enough! I'm bringing you to Leon just now and there's nothing you can…"

Goofy was cut of as a flaming chakram was suddenly stuck into his chest.

He gazed at it for a while, before he caught fire and died.

"Axel, there you are" a new voice said, interrupting Axel's manic laughter. "I thought I smelt barbeque."

Xemnas and Roxas walked up to him, careful not to step at the burning body-parts on the floor.

"'Sup Roxas, and….Superior. Whatever it is, it was all Demyx's fault" Axel said.

"Actually we just came to ask if we could borrow your gummi ship but now that you mention it: what did you do this time?" Xemnas asked.

"Nothing… Larxene's lying I tell yah!" Axel said.

"I haven't spoken to Larxene" Xemnas said. "She won't return any of my calls".

"Good. If you do get to talk to her, don't believe a word she says. So you wanted to borrow the gummi ship eyh? Well that could work out. DEMYX!" Axel yelled.

Demyx appeared from under the table, where he had hidden once Goofy appeared.

"Hello Superior. I tried to stop him, honestly" the melodious nocturne said shivering.

"And exactly WHAT did you try to stop him from?" Xemnas asked suspiciously.

"He tried to stop Goofy from attacking of course, but it worked out, now it's time to power up the gummi ship Demyx, we're leaving" Axel said, quickly covering Demyx's mouth. "We'll just go get the ship ready, we'll meet you there". And with that, Axel pulled Demyx out of the station.

"What was that all about?" Xemnas asked.

"Really, I have no idea" Roxas said, at the back of his head he was annoyed that Axel hadn't invited him along to whatever he and Demyx had been doing, of course if it involved Larxene it could be just as well.

They met up with Axel and Demyx, standing outside a black gummi ship with orange flames painted on them.

"Welcome to the Millennium Falcon Replica" Axel said.

"That is the worst MF-copy I've ever seen" Roxas said.

"Don't blame me. Vexen made it. Are you leaving with us or not?" Axel asked.

"Well we don't have much of a choice as for some reason Usagi won't let us use the dark corridors in this fic" Xemnas said. "Let's just go."

The crew entered the gummi ship which quickly took of, as Roxas looked out the window however he saw a man with long brown hair who was shooting on them with a sword, followed by a girl with black hair who was throwing shurikens at them.

"Er… Axel? Why are these people attacking you?" he asked.

"Er… I have no idea" Axel said innocently.

The gummi ship took of into space, and despite being attacked by various heartless leaving the atmosphere (does the KH-worlds even have an atmosphere?) the gummi ship didn't sustain any too bad injuries.

Axel's hair however broke of a little as he stuck his head out of the window yelling "So long suckers!" before being almost hit by Yuffie's shurikens.

"So, where are we off to?" Axel asked as he seemed more busy fixing his hair than actually driving (Demyx eventually freaked out and took the steering wheel).

"We need to go to Castle Oblivion and help Namine of course!" Roxas said.

"Shouldn't we worry about the fate of the universe first?" Xemnas asked.

"Screw the universe I've got money" Roxas said. (Guess where this quote came from and I'll send a shadow heartless to your house…or if you for some strange reason is afraid of heartless…I'll avoid sending one if you answer correctly).

"Well I can't really argue with that, but first you need some combat training, so you won't knock down all my furniture again" Xemnas said.

"Well I don't see why you would need furniture when in battle anyway" Roxas said as Xemnas summoned a dusk.

"Here, you can fight this under way" he said.

Roxas fought the dusk, and was loosing terribly.

"Geez kid, you suck" Axel said.

"You need to concentrate on the force. Your eyes can deceive you, let your feelings guide you" Xemnas said.

"I don't have any feelings" Roxas said.

"Oh…no wonder they wouldn't accept any nobodies on the Jedi Academy" Xemnas said to himself.

--Ih--

Later as they got to their destination…

"Where's the castle?" Demyx asked.

"Nr VIII, did you get lost again?" Xemnas asked.

"No way, and I got to tell you Demyx was the one driving" Axel said.

"I went the right way Superior, it should be here, right beside that funny moon over there" Demyx said, pointing to a metallic space station covered in stickers, the letters "SDW-DS" was written on it.

"That's not a moon that's THE FREAKING DEATH STAR YOU IDIOT! TURN THE SHIP AROUND!" Xemnas yelled.

Demyx freaked (again) and tried to turn the ship around, however all that happened was that the Gummi Ship shook a little bit.

"What are you waiting for? Why are you driving towards it?" Roxas yelled.

"I'm trying to turn around! Honestly! They've got us trapped in some tractor beam" Demyx said.

"Wow. Those two really DID read the instructions for that Death Star" Xemnas said.

"Good to hear you're impressed at the empire just before THEY KILL US!" Roxas yelled.

The Death Star pulled them in further, as Demyx was screaming at the top of his lungs (which appeared to have gotten even larger since they no longer had to make room for his heart) while the others stared at him with a puzzled expression.

The ship stopped in the Death Star's hangar, and it didn't take long before a couple of soldier heartless came in to search the ship.

Unfortunately, Sora and Riku had forgotten that heartless were specialists in seeking out hearts, but they were unable to find the nobodies although they were just standing behind a curtain. As for Tron and Tinkerbell….well Tron was a computer program hiding in the PC and Tinkerbell was so small the heartless couldn't' see her.

Sam and Max were waiting outside the ship.

"Did you find anyone in there?" Sam asked.

"No sir" one heartless said.

"They must have portalled out or something" said the other one.

"Too bad, I wanted to torture them myself" Max said.

"Pity you blew up Castle Oblivion or you could have taken some of the nobodies living there" Sam said.

"Meh. Larxene lived in that castle, whoever lived there with her must have gotten used to all sorts of torture" Max said.

The two animals and their heartless helpers left, and the nobodies peeked out of the gummi ship.

"We need a plan" Xemnas said.

"You bet, Namine's in here somewhere and we got to save her!" Roxas said.

"You know, for someone without a heart you're extremely obsessed with that girlfriend of yours" Xemnas said.

"It's better than being obsessed by a large pink heart" Roxas said.

"Ah, you got me" Xemnas said. "Well here's a plan, I go and try to shut of the tractor beam while you guys rescue Namine".

"K bye" said the trio, then they left.

"Did everyone forget about us or something?" Tron asked.

"Yup. Would you mind watching the ship? K thanks" Xemnas said and ran of before Tron and Tinkerbell had time to complain.

"I think they just ditched us Tink" Tron said in disbelief.

"I knew I should have stayed behind in Neverland" Tinkerbell sighed (in fairy language mind you).

IV---Tnemtaertrettebevresedswodahs---IV

The popular trio were sneaking trhough the death star and had so far been able to go unnoticed, despite the fact that Demyx was humming the Mission Impossible team.

"Demyx, shut up! They're going to find us" Axel said.

"I was only trying to loosen up the tension" Demyx apologized.

"WE'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT YOU IDIOT!" Axel yelled.

Just then, dozens of heartless appeared around them.

"Great work Axel" Roxas growled.

"Demyx. This is all your fault" Axel said and summoned his chakrams.

Demyx and Roxas only glared at him as they summoned their weapons.

V--Laicremmocneddihatonsisiht--V

Meanwhile, Xemnas was having problems of his own.

"LOOK OVER THERE! IT'S XEHANORT'S HEARTLESS!"

"WHERE?"

Or would, hadn't heartless been the dumbest creatures ever to walk on any world. (Or fly, swim, crawl or whatever they were doing to get around)

So all Xemnas had to do was walk casually trhough the ship, humming the chocobo theme song whilst randomly making up lies to get the heartless of his back, and hoping he wouldn't bump into Sam and Max or Sora. Thank god Riku wasn't on the ship, or things could get WAY harder.

He finally made his way towards the main controls which controlled the tractor beam, and turned it of.

"This is the easiest mission yet, better get back to the ship, I'm sure VIII, IX and XIII are already back with Freak by now" Xemnas said. (Based on Dork Period. In that fic, Xemnas continually refers to everyone by their numbers but as Namine's not part of the Organization she's referred to as "Freak" for not having a number or an X in her name.)

VI--Ssenkradnitsoldear--VI

But Axel, Demyx and Roxas weren't back at the gummi ship with Namine; in fact they had been captured.

"Some rescuers you are" Namine complained as they were tossed into her cell, Axel and Demyx were still arguing over whose fault it was.

"Sorry… we're here to save you" Roxas said.

"Good luck with that" Namine said.

Suddenly a trap door opened under them and they fell onto some….trash.

"What the hell just happened?" Roxas asked.

Meanwhile back in the control room, a phone rang.

"I GOT IT!" Max yelled.

"No! I GOT IT" said Sam and threw Max onto the control panel before grabbing the phone.

"I think I just hit a random button" Max said. "Get rid of annoying prisoners" he read out loud. "Huh. Strange. Oh well. Probably nothing important".

Back with our heroes.

"I think we are in the trash compactor room" Axel said.

"WE ARE GOING TO DIE!" Demyx yelled.

"Stop whining, it's only trash" Roxas sighed, then suddenly, something grabbed his foot.

"IT'S GOT ME! I'M GOING TO DIE!" he yelled.

"LIKE OMG! GOT IT MEMORIZED?" Axel yelled, causing everyone to stare at him with a puzzled expression (except Roxas who was still struggling to break free), before frying the monster that grabbed Roxas.

"MY FOOT'S ON FIRE!"

…Leaving Demyx to put out the fire on Roxas' foot.

"Boys, stop fooling around, it was only a wire that got stuck around your foot" Namine said, and held up the burnt wire.

"Oh…ops" Roxas said.

"You are so hopeless. Now we need to find a way to get out of here" Namine said.

"No problem, coincidentally there's a door right behind you" Roxas said, pointing to the door right behind Namine.

Roxas used the keyblade to open the door and soon they were free like a bird (or 4 birds).

"WOOT!"

And it would have continued running smoothly too if Demyx hadn't just yelled that.

VII---Llasullikotgniogerastibbar---VII

"So, who was on the phone Sam? No wait; don't say it, the commissioner?" Max asked.

"Actually no, it was Sora, he wanted to know who shut of the tractor beam" Sam said.

"It wasn't me" Max said. "I've been keeping an eye on myself all day.

"Well it wasn't me neither, I've been keeping an eye on you all day. Sweet heartless on a sunny day, we've got intruders in the Death Star" Sam said.

"Wow Sam. Did you figure that out judged by the threesome that the heartless just captured?" Max said.

"No. There's another one, I just saw him on the surveillance camera" Sam said, pointing to the screen where they saw Xemnas bouncing happily trhough the corridors.

"We got to tell the boss about this…"

VIII---Maerceci---VIII

Xemnas was indeed bouncing happily trhough the corridors. He had gotten tired of walking, so he decided to try something new. Extremely silly and out of character but hey! He's playing one of the good guys! Something's definitely not right with this fanfic.

He could see the gummi ship now, Tron and Tinkerbell sat on the outside looking sad and alone, so obviously the trio hadn't appeared with Namine yet.

"Now where did those three go?" Xemnas wondered to himself.

"Same place you're going" said a new voice.

Xemnas turned around and noticed Sora, who was pointing a laser-version of the Kingdom Key at him.

"What in Kingdom Hearts is that?" Xemnas asked.

"It's a laser-keyblade. Do you like it?" Sora said.
"It looks ridiculous" Xemnas said.

"That's it! You'll pay for that" Sora said and charged at Xemnas, who countered him with his own light sabres.

"You know…you would have fit much better as Darth Maul or something if only you attached those two to each other" Sora said.

"Yeah, but Usagi never made a Prequel-fic so I'm stuck as Obi Wan Kenobi" Xemnas said.

While the two arch-rivals were fighting the trio+Namine returned, being chased by several heartless and a prinny, no one knew quite where the prinny came from.

Xemnas noticed the gang.

"Where the heck have you been?" he asked.

"Er…we encountered some problems" Roxas said.

"Meaning: these three are all morons" Namine said.

"Oh please, tell me something I don't know" Xemnas said.

Yes this conversation certainly seemed friendly and happy but Xemnas forgot one important thing.

He was still in battle, Sora took advantage of his enemy not paying attention and stabbed him right in the lungs (of course, stabbing the heart would be useless, as Xemnas didn't have one).

"YES!" Roxas yelled.

"Yes Roxas, it's very nice but we got to go" Namine said and dragged Roxas into the gummi ship.

"Let's go, let's go, let's go!" Demyx yelled over and over again.

"Just a second! I need time to start!" Axel said. "If we get caught now it's all your fault Demyx."

And so, after finishing their noble mission and seeing their boss get killed, the Millennium Falcon Replica took of and left the Death Star in a hurry.

Usagi: so, that concludes this chapter.

Riku: where am I in this fic?

Usagi: you'll appear in the next chapter…although Emperor Palpatine didn't appear in Star Wars Episode IV…but there are quite a few changes.

Kairi: where am I in this fic?

Usagi: yah…sorry…we ran out of female characters… But you could play Padme.

Kairi: oh cool! What's my motivation?

Usagi: well…you'll be Sora's girlfriend…nothing new there…and you'll be dead.

Kairi: eyh…

Usagi: hey! It's the easiest part in the world! All you have to do is lie down in a coffin.

Kairi: I'll pass. Are there no empress in Star Wars?

Usagi: would you want to marry this guy? (Shows a picture of Darth Sidious)

Kairi: Ah. I get your point.

Usagi: so please review, then I will feel more loved, then I will write more, then the next chapter will come sooner.