I do not own the Haruhi Suzumiya Series and am not seriously affiliated with anything about them.
The fateful day arrived the school day after golden week. I didn't really do anything that week. Sure, it was a holiday from school but all I did was sit around and watch T.V. with my little sister.
Anyways, I was walking back into class when I noticed that Suzumiya had changed her hairstyle yet again. Her pessimistic appearance failed keep up with the metamorphisis.
I sat down in front of her. I moped around for a minute until something made me act. I turned around and talked to her.
"So why do you change your hairstyles all the time? To ward off aliens?"
Of course, I said this in a very condescending way which would not be appropriate to normal woman.
Well, since Haruhi isn't...
"Since when did you notice?" she responded with arms crossed.
I can't believe it! We were actually making conversation! Heck, I'm so dumbfounded that I'm not even listening to her explaination about her hair-
"Will you go out with me?"
Before I noticed those words escaping my lips, I felt the crushing blow of God's palm slamming into his own face. The class got silent abruptly as if they were all listening in on this, uh, talk. More like translating an ancient relic really.
The second thing I noticed was that I said that just as she dwelved into her story. My statement (Wasn't really a question. I kinda just said it) interrupted a somewhat meaningful exchange of words and opinions.
"Did you just stop me in the middle of my sentence?" she asked, her brow narrowing slightly. "In fact, did you start talking to me just to ask that?"
Grudgingly, I nodded.
Everyone seemed to have positive polarities in their eyes. I mean, why else would they be attracted to such a negative energy?
"Fine," she replied.
I don't know if I was lucky. Yeah Suzumiya was incredibly beautiful, talented, and smart. But she was also very weird. That alone counteracted my hopes.
Which led to the next downgrading moment.
Our teacher walked in and ordered everyone to sit down. Five minutes into homeroom, Haruhi got up and declared
"Kyon, we should see other people."
In my head, it felt like a combination of a relieving dream/drastic nightmare. I saw the reality from the contortions on my classmates' faces. A mix of disgust, pity, and "I told you so" head shakes. I turned around and stared at the standing girl.
"You interrupted me while I was talking," she said in a stern voice. "So I decided to interrupt you from your fantasies." She sat back down.
GASP! Did Kyon just doom the universe? Did Kyon really do worse than Taniguchi? Find out the outcome in the next chapter of The Reconsideration of Harui Suzumiya!!!