Chapter 2
Bella – BiteMe
Edward – EC&BS
Emmett – IAintDumb
Rosalie – NotTheAverageBlonde
Alice – HypedUpShopaholic
Jasper – IFeelYou
Esme – MamaBear
Carlisle – Doctor101
HypedUpShopaholic has logged on.
EC&BS has logged on.
NotTheAverageBlonde has logged on.
IFeelYou has logged on.
MamaBear has logged on.
Doctor101 has logged on.
MamaBear: Where's Emmett?
HypedUpShopaholic: I told him there were unicorns wrestling ponies in the forest.
IFeelYou: Why would you do that?
HypedUpShopaholic: I needed to tell you the good news.
IFeelYou: What's the good news?
Doctor101: I was in a meeting. Better hurry. What is it?
EC&BS: You better make this good.
HypedUpShopaholic: I'll tell you when Bella's online and ho yeah, its reaaaaaally good.
EC&BS: I'm using Edward's account, Alice.
NotTheAverageBlonde: Ewww, are you two doing it right now?
EC&BS: mmmmaybe, mmmaybe not.
HypedUpShopaholic: Ewwwww!
IFeelYou: That is DISGUSTING!
MamaBear: Now, now kids.
Doctor101: Really Alice. Make it quick. The meeting's about to continue in 15 minutes.
HypedUpShopaholic: Okay okay! I found Emmett's diary!
EC&BS: Really?
IFeelYou: I've been looking for that piece of shit for the past year! Where'd you find it?!
MamaBear: Haha. My my, you kids are so curious nowadays.
Doctor101: That's it? That's the good news? Sigh. I thought you found my wedding ring. It's gone missing since last month.
MamaBear: You lost your wedding ring?!?!?!
HypedUpShopaholic: Damn.
Doctor101: Uh-oh!
IFeelYou: Run, dad, run!
Doctor101: I will, son. I will.
NotTheAverageBlonde: Carlisle got busted!
MamaBear: You can run! But you can't hide! You have to come up sooner or later!
Doctor101: Don't wait up for me, honey!
EC&BS: Haha.
Doctor101 has logged out.
MamaBear: Your father is so careless, sometimes. I better go search for his ring.
MamaBear has logged off.
HypedUpShopaholic: Okay, back to business. You want me to read it for you guys?
EC&BS: Sure!
IFeelYou: Hell yeah!
NotTheAverageBlonde: I don't like the idea of you reading my husband's private thoughts and feelings.
HypedUpShopaholic: He said he looked cuter than you in the pink, bunny costume.
NotTheAverageBlonde: He what?!
HypedUpShopaholic: Yeap, he did.
NotTheAverageBlonde: He told me I was the cutest bunny he ever saw!
IFeelYou: Ouch!
EC&BS: That's gotta hurt.
NotTheAverageBlonde: Read it Alice! Read it!
HypedUpShopaholic: With pleasure!