Feh...just bored...XDD
50 Things I Am NOT Allowed To Do At Ouran!
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Number 2:
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I will not insult the language of French
"Would you please cut it out, Tamaki-senpai?" Haruhi asked irritably.
"No! I'm not finished yet!" Tamaki protested.
"Come on..." Hikaru said with a yawn, "It's okay, you can just cut it out."
"Yeah...we're all getting bored over here, you know." Kaoru added.
"Yeah! I want to eat cake now!" Hunny said.
Tamaki quickly handed him a plate of chocolate cake, which Hunny started to eat without protest, and thus, not interrupting Tamaki's speech.
"Ahem, now I'll continue!" Tamaki annouced.
"Stop it, seriously, Tamaki-senpai." Haruhi said. "We don't want to know the amazingly-awesomeness-or-whatever-you-call-it of French."
"How could you?!" Tamaki looked offended. "It's now up to us to bring the awesome language of French into the world of Japan!"
"Other people might not think that way." Haruhi pointed out.
"Of course they would!" Tamaki declared. "Everyone loves the amazingly-awesomeness-language-of-français!"
"No, they dont." Hikaru said.
"Yeah, and we can prove it." Kaoru chimed in.
"How?"
"The authoress, for instance, hates her French classes." Hikaru and Kaoru said in perfect sync.
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"...the authoress is stupid." Tamaki said.
"She'll kill you, you know." Haruhi warned.
"No, she won't." Tamaki said confidently.
"Oh yeah?" Hikaru raised an eyebrow. "I wouldn't be too sure, because I see that she's glaring daggers into the computer right now."
"Well...well...well..." Tamaki glanced around nervously. "Well...umm...uhh...poor computer?"
"You'll be dead meat once this chapter is finished, Tamaki-senpai." Haruhi sighed.
"Hey, you know," Kyouya suddenly spoke up. "The authoress is currently getting really irritated because this conversation is getting nowhere. So, she would like to get to the point, right NOW."
"Ahem." Tamaki stood up staighter. "We have to make the language of French an everyday language spoken in Japan! Everyone will love it!"
"Nobody here wants to learn French!" Kaoru rolled his eyes.
"French is bo-riiiinng!" Hikaru sang.
"Tu es un as! (1)" Tamaki poited at Hikaru randomly.
"Hey! Don't insult me just because you know French and I don't!" Hikaru yelled. "How dare you called me an ass!"
"I did NOT call you an ass!" Tamaki protested.
"Oh yeah, that's SO true!" Hikaru muttered.
"Yeah, that IS true!"
"Oh, right."
"Tu ne comprends pas! (2)" Tamaki cried, waving his hands.
"I do not want to do comprehension right now!" Hikaru yelled.
"Uhh...I don't think that's what he meant..." Haruhi cut in.
"Whatever!"
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"...French is stupid." Hikaru muttered.
"Oh! How DARE you insult the language of French?!" Tamaki screamed.
"Oh, I just DARE!" Hikaru shot back.
"C'est quoi ça!?! (3)" Tamaki yelled.
"Yeah, exactly what you said!" Hikaru yelled back.
"Ohh...!" Tamaki cowered in a corner. "I'm miserable!"
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"This is hopeless." Kaoru rolled his eyes.
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"...bonjour... (4)" Haruhi said randomly.
"OH!" Tamaki shot up. " My precious daughter! Now you finally understand ton père! (5)"
"...uh...no, Tamaki-senpai, I do not understand a pear." Haruhi said confusedly.
"Ohh...!!" Tamaki went to his oh-so-famous-darest-cowering-corner.
"Man...this is getting nowhere..." Kaoru shook his head.
"Well, like I care?" Hikaru shrugged.
"I think I said something that I shouldn't have said..." Haruhi muttered.
French meanings:
(1) -- Well, it means something like "you are a champion", sorry, my French isn't really very good. XD
(2) -- "You don't understand!"
(3) -- "What is this?!"
(4) -- It means "hello" or "good morning", you know when you greet someone.
(5) -- "Your father."
Sorry, I'm just in total mood for French today, dunno why...one of my weird days...XDD