Author's Note: This one is supposed to be the soldiers (or I guess the Wild Geese too) singing about their boss and how she rips them a new one whenever they screw up or slack off. I laughed hard while writing it. (I'm sure if she caught them singing it she'd be filling their hides with bullets.)
Sir Integra's Hunting You Down
Oh, you better watch out,
Cause you're gonna die
If she finds you out
You'll bid the world goodbye
Sir Integra's hunting you down.
She's made up her list
Of asses to beat
If you're still around
When's she done, it's a feat
Sir Integra's hunting you down.
If you're on the job sleepin',
Or even worse, just wait—
She'll tear you up and kick
Your behind back to Kuwait.
So you better watch out
Get ready to cry
She's gonna find out
Then sayonara, g'bye~
Sir Integra's hunting you down.