The car ride was slightly hotter than inside of Sollux's house, although he only lived 15 minutes from the bay, the car ride was much faster, in the car everybody was drowned out by the noise of the radio, which killed Karkat's chat with Latula's little sister, Terezi, although she is blind she could shred any wave you throw at her, and just like her sister she was wearing a teal rash guard but instead of a shirt she was wearing white swimming trunks with little blue flowers on them, she also wore a solid red pair of glasses, they were talking about what they usually talk about, which was just arguing about whatever t.v show they just both watch or in Terezi's case, heard.
The car stopped at a screeching halt in the parking lot at the beach, "Okay, little ones, out of the car you guys go meet up with the rest of the group, we are going to find a place to park alright." Although she was really chill she still acted like a giant aunt to the group. "Make sure you meet up with them first before you hit the waves." Everybody in the backseat of the car hopped out faster than you can blink grabbing their boards off the top of Latula's car.
Before they ran onto the beach Terezi turn to her sister and in a calm voice said, "Don't worry, besides one of those pesky Ampora's owes me money." Terezi was a very smart girl, and just like their mother, was aiming to be a lawyer, which meant that she had to get in arguments with almost everybody just to prove a point, which is probably why she was the head captain in the speech and debate team, and if you didn't catch her studying, she would take the time off and either play D&D with some of their friends or she would role play with them. Either way it made her forget sometimes she was in the real world.
"How much does he owe you this time?" Sollux asked, he knew that if you tried to gamble against her, you end up owing more money to her than you would with a cheating card shark, lucky for her when it came to the Amporas, they were loaded with money and they never like being proven wrong. This made sense as to why she always picked them to make a bet with.
"I made about 165 bones off Eridan's ass." Terezi exclaim with pride in her voice before she threw a hand and grabbed Karkat's board so that he can lead her to the rest of the group, she knew that she could always squeeze a few bucks off of Eridan when she needs the money, and she always knew what made him tick.
"You know one of these days he is going to notice how you been scamming him, and stop your flow of money like that." Karkat made a snap noise towards Terezi so she can hear it perfectly, he was really good friends with Eridan as well but he could never bring himself to tell Eridan about Terezi's con's due to his deeply crush on her. "I mean he is dumb, but he is not that dumb."
"Even if he does, I got enough money from him to last me a while, now shut up and keep walking." Terezi push down the end of his board almost smacking him in the face, Karkat dodged it just in time before it hit him making him almost drop his board. Karkat let out a thankful sigh before he was punched in the back by Terezi as a sign to keep moving.
"Do you see them anywhere?" Sollux didn't show no sign of remorse of Karkat's suffering. All he wanted to do was hurry up and surf, he could hear the waves where calling his name, so was his mystery girl, so all he wanted to do was hurry and set up.
"There over there!" Terezi shouted and pointed towards some random direction, both Sollux and Karkat fell for it, looked back at Terezi who was making an overly happy face while waving her hands in front of her reminding them that she was completely blind, she loved playing pranks like that no matter who it was and she loved every second of it.
"Hey look is that, yup I know that tattoo from anywhere." Karkat started leading the trio over to a girl whose skin was really tan, she had a really long continues tattoo that ran from the back of her hands all around her body, making her look as elegant as possible. Unlike most people on the beach her outfit was a pure black bikini top that really made her breast pop, with a perfect view of her cleavage, she wore a pink skirt that started just below her hip bones, the back end sat at top her plush rump, in her hand was a surf board that had beautiful Hawaiian hibiscus, design on it.
"Hey it's mama Porrim!" Terezi shouted out at the top of her lungs pushing Karkat to move faster towards their friends, and the waves. When the beautiful woman turned around you can see her perfectly applied make-up and had a very thick amount of black lipstick on.
As soon as the trio got towards the Porrim, there was a fist that greeted the top of Terezi's head, "What did I say about calling me that, the older you make a girl sound and feel, the older she looks." It was as if it came out of an anime, Terezi made a grumpy face towards Porrim's direction while rubbing one hand where she was hit on her head. "Hey, don't look at me like that, you where the one calling me mama."
"I'm not the only one who calls you mama Porrim." Everybody called her mama Porrim, cause out of everybody, she was the one who took care of everybody in the group as if she was their mother, at first it got on everybody nerves but, now, whenever anybody is in trouble they would of ran to mama Porrim for help, but they never called her mama Porrim to her face, most of the time, considering her lifelong goal is to look the same at the age of 100.
"You know Porrim, they say that if you get angry it makes you look 25 years older, so if I were you I would clam myself down." A girl slightly older than Sollux came strolling amongst the crowd, she was around 5'7, she was wearing a jade green see-through beach skirt with a black one piece bikini underneath on the back was a perfect cut diamond that showed off her beautiful skin, she had short hair that brushed out to the sides, and just like Porrim she also had on thick black lipstick.
"You're right Kanaya, if I do get angry I could get wrinkles, and if I get wrinkles I would then get grey hairs and then I would become old." There was genuine fear that came across Porrim's face, "Wait I think I read somewhere that if you are nice to anybody, you would look 10 years younger that should balance it out right."
Terezi was about to make a retort before she was became suffocated by Porrim's busty chest, all Karkat saw was Terezi's arms fail around while she made muffle sounds between Porrim's breast while Porrim made a hushing noise, Sollux couldn't but chuckle at the sight while Kanaya made her way off towards the distance, "Hey come on you buffoons if you don't hurry up you're going to miss the waves, now move it or lose it." Karkat started to make a slow jog towards Kanaya, half way towards her. Karkat turn around towards Porrim and Terezi, "And Porrim, if you haven't notice, Terezi stop moving her arms about a minute ago, it be a shame if she died right between your mountain of a chest."
And just like a scene from some stupid comedy, Porrim grabbed both Terezi's shoulders and pulled her out between her breasts, there was a gasp that came out from Terezi followed by more hushing, Sollux was laughing loudly now, how the sound of his laugh always brought him down, Sollux immediately brought it to a halt; he hated his laugh more than anything, he hated the way it sounded, how it was pitched, and how it was so different from everybody else's laugh, which is why he always brought it to a chuckle.
Sollux waved towards Porrim to follow and keep up before running backwards into somebody, his head made a loud thud against his broad before his body meet the person he bumped into, "Aw shit sorry about that, should've watch where I was going-"and like that he was lost in a beautiful pair of rust brown eyes, they had a slight tint in them that made them look almost red.
"It's fine, I saw your surf broad hit your head are you alright, should I go get you some help?" The person spoke in a slight concern voice, it was light as a feather yet it had character in it.
Sollux didn't feel pain at all, he knew he was hit but there was no pain, just before her smell became to intoxicating for him, he heard a pair of footsteps running in his general location, "Hey Sollux you okay, I saw what happen, you should really pay more attention as to where you're going." As he turn he saw Porrim's leg slightly kick him in the side of the stomach, "Not only that but what if you hurt the other person, what would you do then, what if it was a kid, you would have to go to their parental guardian and apologize to their face and I'd make sure of it, what if it was a really huge buff guy? I would have to seduce him to make sure he doesn't kick your ass, and maybe go on a few dates with him." and just like that she was lost in her imagination.
"Relax I'm fine, there's nothing wrong on me, see perfectly normal." The girl stood up and wiped the sand cleanly off her to show her beautifully tanned skin, Sollux couldn't help but notice it as he sat up grabbing his side, "Well I have to go, I promise my sister I get her some snow cones."
"Wait you sure you don't want me to come, I mean it's the least I could do." Sollux stood up with his broad in hand, dusting himself off. He couldn't help but feel guilty about making her trip.
"No its okay, I'm pretty sure I can handle it." The girl turned around and slowly started to jog away before Sollux could try and convince her to let him help out, but instead of trying to stop her he just slowly raised his hand and tried not to whisper don't go.
Terezi walked slowly and bumped into Porrim, "Hey I just heard somebody fall, what happen, is anybody bleeding, and I'm willing to be a lawyer, at the right price." Terezi raised her hand and slowly moved both her index finger and thumb together to signal the sign of money before Porrim smacked her upside the head. "I'm joking, but on another note, I heard a different voice whose was it."
"I don't know, but I wished I did." Sollux stared off at the crowed the slowly began to take the spot of where the girl with rusty eyes walked off to.