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Mahi smiled. She put her Abra onto Yuki's head, knowing how much she hates Abras. She laughed at her cousin's face.

"Why does my head feel so much heavier?" Yuki asked cluelessly.

"I dunno...maybe your brain's getting bigger!" Mahi reassured with happy news.

"I don't feel any smarter..."

"That's cuz no brain is big enough for you!" Yuki stared at Mahi.

"Since when did you start complimenting me...suspicious!"

Kooky snored.

"Why is my brain snoring? What's going on!?"

"You're brain is bored...it's too empty!" Mahi answered.Yuki paused.

"Alright Mahi, what you do to me? You drug me or something?"

"Nooooo..."

Kooky snored again.

"I'm getting sleepy..." Yuki said, displaying her short attention span.

Suddenly, the Dratini attacks Yuki's head.

"AH! What's going on?" the girl yelled.

Mahi just watches blankly as the Dragon Pokemon continues to attack. Kooky teleports to her head as the attack continues on Yuki.

"Ah! Dratini! What did I ever do to you?! I wuv you!" The Dratini stopped. Yuki paused. "You're so hurtful... "

---

Mahi and Yuki were asleep. Kooky was too, but not Dratini. She approached the Abra.

"Hi. I'm Dratini. What's your name?" the Dragon asked.

Kooky snored.

"Fool! I asked you for your freakin name!" she yelled angrily, fire in her eyes.

Kooky snored.

Dratini paused, looking pissed. "Alright...I see how this is gonna roll." She slowly walks off when suddenly:

"AHHHHH!!!!" Dratini lashes out at Kooky, who teleports up a tree in response. He snored. Dratini loosens herself up.

"Alright sucka! Let's get it on! Twista!!!" A Huge tornado appeared, however, Mahi and Yuki were heavy sleepers, Mahi gurgling a pool of saliva, and payed no heed. Kooky didn't either. He just teleported into an underground burrow to sleep in peace.

Dratini stopped her attack and looked around innocently. She's feeling alone...

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Mahi and Yuki woke up in a hurry. They heard Rin's voice.

"Shit!" Mahi cursed. She could just see her sister's figure.

"Move, Bitch!" Yuki growled quietly. Mahi paused, looking for Kooky, who teleported onto her head. Satisfied, they all rushed into hiding behind another set if bushes. They watched as Rin walked by with a vulpix beside her.

"Where are they, Kit?" Rin asked her Vulpix. The fox Pokemon started to sniff, wandering in the hiding girl's direction.

Yuki started hyperventilating. Mahi cursed silently.

"Vulpix vul!" the Pokemon called. Rin started walking.

"Kooky! Quick! Use your teleportation! Now now now!" Yuki hurried. Kooky did nothing. "Mahi! Get your stupid Abra!"

"Kooky teleport!" Mahi demanded just in time. They teleported.

---

Mahi, Yuki, Dratini, and Kooky were in mid air, crash landing straight into the ground.

"...I can't feel my booty..." Yuki muttered. "Next time Kooky teleports us, take us somewhere softer!"

Suddenly, Brock walked over, not noticing them at first as he was picking leaves and berries.

"Who's he?" Yuki whispered to Mahi. Brock sees them and drops his stuff, blushing stupidly.

"Ah! Beautiful women!" he exclaimed. He ran up to Yuki and grabbed her hand. "Your pretty. Can we get married?"

"Oh hell no. You over your head homie. WTF?"

"Plus...he's like thirty years old! You're only fourteen."

Yuki and Mahi paused before screeching:

"Pedofile!"

They ran off, leaving a big trail of dust. Yuki however, ran back and slapped him. "Sucka!"

She ran off again.

"I'll never wash this cheek again..." Brock mumbled.

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Mahi and Yuki wandered around the tall grass, looking for their first victim to capture. Dratini was safe inside her PokeBall while Kooky continues to sleep on Mahi's head. They paused when the grass ahead rustled. A Ralts stepped out into the open. Mahi showed no interest whatsoever. Yuki was lolling all over it and sent out her Dratini.

The Ralts stopped what it was doing and backed away nervously.

"It's okay. We're not gonna hurt you...as long as you stay in the freakin PokeBall!" Yuki threw the device at the Ralts, who ran off into the grass again. "Wait!Wait! I just want to capture you!"

Yuki chased after it, her Dratini following close behind. Mahi paused before wandering a bit to find her own target. She didn't have to go far. A Sandshrew made itself known. Now that was a Pokemon Mahi will be lolling over.

However it struck her that she had no way of capturing it. Kooky's only attack is teleport. She'll have to try a unique approach. She bent down and caught the Sandshrew's attention.

"Hi. I got food! It's really good. You wanna try some." Mahi said softly, holding out a taco. The Sandshrew approached, Mahi's offer in sight. It appeared to be working...

Meanwhile...

"Fool! Get back here!" Yuki yelled as she continued to chase the Ralts until it was cornered. "Okay you stinkin Ralts. Dratini!"

Dratini went to attention. "I don't really want to hurt the Ralts...just use Leer!"

Dratini glared at the Ralts, who shivered in response.

"Go PokeBall!" Yuki threw the ball and Ralts ducked, crying a waterfall. Yuki felt bad. "Awww...I didn't mean to make you cry. I just wanted a cute little Ralts."

Ralts immediatly perked up and jumped on Yuki, hugging her. Yuki did a little Happy Dance.

"Yay! I gotta Ralts!" But Yuki's senses suddenly sharpens as she heard Rin's distant voice. "Oh shiznits..."

Yuki thought about ditching Mahi but realized that her cousin will hunt her down!!!!! She ran back towards Mahi.

"Hi Yuki. What's up with you?" her cousin asked.

"Shhhh..." Yuki shushed..."She's here...it's her."

"Oh snap! Run for it! Outta my way!" Mahi pushed past Yuki and they both ran off to a safe place. After catching their breath, they decided to show off their prize.

"I have a cute little Ralts that loves me!" Yuki said in a really cocky way. Mahi held up a Sandshrew with a Mexican hat on.

"I got a Sandshrew. Her name's Sandy."

"My Ralts is way cuter than your Sandshrew. Having a Mexican Sandshrew..."

"It's a Sandshrew...with a sombrero. What's not to like!?" They bickered till nightfall, where they settled in the middle of a spooky foggy forest...

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