Edwards POV
'Edwards a virgin, Edwards a virgin, Edwards a virgin, Edwards a virgin, Edwards a virgin, Edwards a vir-'
"SHUT UP EMMETT!"
"Make me!" Emmett said, still singing in his head
"Watch your mouth, I might just take you up on that offer"
He stuck his tongue out at me like a five year old.
Edward cant get any, Edward cant get any, Edward cant get any, Edward cant get any. Jasper chanted in his head….
I turned my head to look at him but someone else's thoughts caught my attention.
Does he even "touch" himself!?……Alice……
He rejects Bella for trying to unbutton her shirt! How sad!……….Rosalie…..
I wonder if he's gay?……OH DEAR GOD! CARLISLE!?! What are they trying to do to me? Drive me utterly insane?
I wonder if he is having "performance" problems?……….ESME!
Yes they where trying to drive me insane!
Maybe I should have a talk with him about mast-
"THAT'S IT IM OUT OF HERE!!!!!!" I cant believe my family, where they INSANE?
Emmett's POV
"It worked! That will teach him to say I cant read! Thanks everyone!" Now, where's Rosalie I need her to tell me what this word is……
End!
---------------
Hope you liked it!! Review! If you liked this story, then please read my others! Xoxoxox