The Second Story

by Fortunatewriter

This is the story of four friends. Who are destined for something far bigger than what their fragile minds could ever hope to comprehend. Martin. Desma. Abrailnadia. Charley. Follow these four on their journey to find out their place in all this. As they figure out who they are and what their purpose is one question echoes through each of them. Why did I ever download this game?

2. Enter Name: Desma

Disclaimer: I do not own Homestuck.

Your name is Desma. You enjoy spending your time reading, writing and watching random shit. The main things you watch are animes but you have recently been drawn towards a TV show. However on pesterchum you are known as tipsyTherapist. You have many friends on there. Oh! Look, one of them is online!

tipsyTherapist (TT) began pestering ghostlyTesticle (GT) at 9:35.

TT: GT...

GT: Uhm. Sup.

TT: GT...

GT: Yesssssssss?

GT: sss?

GT: ss

TT: hi

GT: hii :)

GT: how you doin' TT

TT: FABULOUS!

GT: *insert a burst of rainbows and sparkles here*

GT: Why so FABULOUS?

TT: I got a new game through the male today.

GT: Really? Is it good?

TT: Yeah! You should downloaddddddd iiiiiiittttttt

GT: Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me!

TT: hee hee

GT: Ehhh IDK I have a lot of shit on my computer anyway.

GT: What's so good about this game?

TT: It's called Sburb. I'm not really sure what it's about but AP's been complaining that nobody will play it with her. You guys just have to put up with it when she's online, however I live with her! Therefore I've gotta put up with it even after I've logged off.

GT: Ahahaha. Poor you.

GT: Well...

GT: I do have nothing to do for a while.

TT: Yay!

GT: Alright, I'll go download that fucker.

TT: F YEAH! YOU ARE THE MOTHERFUCKING BOSS GT!

GT: I know, I know ;P

TT: :D

GT: Hopefully I don't get ANOTHER virus.

GT: Like the last time I downloaded something you told me to...

GT: Ok well, it's downloading.

TT: Hee hee hee I'm sure you won't. Wait a second...You're blaming ME! Innocent lil' ol me for a virus YOU got? I'm...I'm OFFENDED. -dramatic shocked gasp-

GT: WELL

GT: It WAS your fault!

TT: How so!? -hands on hips-

GT: You're the one who came gushing to me about a "fantastic application"

TT: CAUSE IT WAS FANTASTIC!

GT: It didn't even DO anything! It was just some emoticon shit.

GT: Fucking little dancing emoticons.

TT: EMOTICONS ARE THE FOOD OF PESTERCHUM

GT: Whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

GT: rrrrrrrrrrr.

GT: You're just very expressive.

TT: HMPH! Let's just agree that I am correct. Did you download it yet?

GT: Yeah it's done. Maybe you should ask AP what we're supposed to do.

TT: Kay give me a min or two

GT: Cool beans bronco. I'll be sitting here eating food.

GT: (you wanna start or should I)

TT: (You can. My sister is being an annoying prick and getting all confused I think she's replied though)

GT: Hey, my food is gone. Have you asked yet?

TT: Yeah. She said, 'Now you run it.'

GT: Wow, thanks for that wonderful explanation, AP.

TT: Ha ha I'll go and ask her how

GT: You do that.

TT: Okay, as I am typing it she suddenly says, "Anymore obvious questions?"

GT: Hmmm... Yes.

TT: Ha ha ha ha ha

GT: Continue with the asking and the relaying messages.

You tap your fingers against your desk when your sister burst into your room. Without knocking. Dragging your wet dog behind her. The dog shook it's fur dry, getting all of the water all over all of your posters. You have a vast variety of posters. most of the water hit your most prized one. Your Legend of Zelda: Skywards Sword poster. You narrow your eyes. Oh, no dude. You are motherfucking sassing me up right now- "Dadadoo!" Oh look! GT!

You go back to pestering your friend amorously.

TT: Nom Nom. Cookies

GT: WHAT. You have cookies.

TT: Yes. Nice, soft, chocolatey chippity cookies

GT: I'm so jealous.

GT: Tsk.

TT: Yes. You should be jealous of thy cookies

GT: So jealous.

GT: This jealousy burns in my like a dry leaf in a fire,

GT: except I don't really care about your cookies.

TT: Then why are you so jealous?

TT: if you don't care about them?

GT: I guess I'm just a jealous person.

GT: Or maybe I'm bored.

GT: Do I click on the game now or what.

TT: She says that she imagines so. Give it a try. :D

GT: Alrightttt

GT: Oh. Oh what the shit.

TT: What?

TT: What happened?

GT: Nothing. I dropped something, never mind.

TT: What did you do?

GT: NOTHING

TT: Did you cause the world to end as we know it?

TT: Is the apocalypse coming?

GT: Uhm.

GT: I hope not.

TT: Is world domination upon us?

TT: I'm gonna download it now, seeing as I now know doing so will not kill me!

GT: So I was a test subject! Evil!

TT: Yes. You were. What, you didn't know that?

GT: My life is a lie.

TT: Ha ha -pats head- there there

GT: Siiiiiiiiighhh. Just open the game already.

TT: Alright, fine.

You inserted the sburb beta disc into your laptop. After what felt like an eternity of waiting but was really only five minutes a message comes up.

"SBURB version 0.0.1.

SKAIANET SYSTEMS INCORPORATIONS! ALL RIGHTS RESERVED!

SBURB client is running.

A SBURB host user is trying to connect with you.

Client has established connection with host.

Press [ENTER] when ready.

_"

You dramatically hit enter. Different designs passed through your vision on your compute. It was beautiful. They looks like gates. Different lines crossing and joining with eachother. Soon the music stopped altogether and one word came up in big green letters.

SBURB.

TT: It's downloaded. SO BEAUTIFUL!

GT: Haha yesssss.

GT: Ok, so I think it's time I redecorated your excuse for a room.

TT: What's that mean?! My room is beautiful!

GT: It is, really, but this chair is begging for a little shut-eye.

GT: Too late, your bed now has a sleeping chair in it.

GT: Don't wake it.

TT: Ha ha ha

GT: How adorable.

TT: Yus.

"Okay I'm gonna leave before you start bitching and complaining." Charley said as she abruptly walked out of the house.

"But where are you going?" Desma asked.

"To that spare house nobody knows about but us." She said before storming off.

DR: Uhmmmm.

GT: Maybe I threw a potted plant to see if it could fly.

GT: It couldn't.

GT: And now it's lying on th ground, shattered in a million bits.

GT: Along with your window.

TT: -.-

GT: Not my fault, I swear.

GT: That plant was begging for it.

GT: Just like the fridge.

TT: ...WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FRIDGE!

GT: Which is now in the washroom.

GT: I only moved it so I could put the alchemiser in it's place.

GT: It's fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

She ran out of her room with her computer in her arms and into the bathroom to see the fridge there. She ran down to the kitchen and saw an alchemiter there.

"dadadoo." She placed her computer on the table and looked at the pesters.

DR: And also the Totem Lathe is on the roof.

GT: It wished to see the sky.

TT: What the...WHAT THE FUCKING SODDING BLOODY SNOTTY HELL IS THAT?!

GT: UHM.

GT: It is a beautiful machine 3

TT: What does it do?

GT: Hell if I know.

GT: Just press a bunch of buttons and see what happens.

TT: Alright.

She walked up to it and slammed her first repeatedly on all of the buttons.

GT: That's a little much.

GT: Hmm. Nothing's happening.

GT: Perhaps you need to use the totem lathe or whatever first.

TT: Okay. I'll go and check it out. You said it was on the roof- AH! MY EXPERIMENTATION!

She ran up the stairs to the roof with her laptop in tow.

GT: Oops.

GT: Was that pile of shit important?

TT: ...

She glared at the totem lathe as she saw that her experimentation was gone. She turned to glare at the computer.

GT: I'm guessing it was.

GT: Well.

GT: I moved it.

TT: Where?

GT: ...

GT: Someone's bedroom.

TT: 0.0 Oh. That's why she left

GT: Was that AP's bedroom? OoooooooOOoooOopppsssssss!

GT: Totally didn't realize.

TT: Yeah. Don't tell me you dropped it on her bed or bookshelf or desk?

GT: ...

GT: Desk.

GT: I thought it was a good place for it...

TT: ...We're lucky she hasn't murdered be yet... QUICK! LOCK ALL THE DOORS!

She ran around on the roof dramatically.

GT: I'll put the fridge in front of the front door no worries.

GT: The tub will go to the back.

GT: You are now safe.

GT: Unless she's super strong or something.

TT: I can take comfort in the fact that seeing as she just went to this random abandoned house now somebody else shall do all of this to her. Ha ha ha

GT: Ahaha.

GT: Hahhahahhahaaahahahahahahaaa ;P

TT: Probably Nadia. Which means I'll end up doing all of this to Nadia. -points to sky- HA HA HA! WHICH MEANS AP DOES ALL THIS TO YOU! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

DR: OH SHIT

GT: MY BELONGINGS ARE NOT SAFE

GT: I MUST HIDE

TT: Ha ha ha ha ha

TT: She's just downloaded it...

GT: I feel like I should clean up.

GT: ...

GT: NAH

TT: Ha ha ha

GT: Warn her of the mess.

GT: She may die of fright.

TT: She knows. ...Her brain iS mentally frying

GT: Hahahahah

GT: I shall pick up the paints no worries.

GT: But the lego TARDIS is staying right where it is.

GT: On the stove.

TT: Okay, AH! DEMON!

She jumped up onto a chair and pointed at it in fright as she started to hit the air directly in front of her pathetically.

GT: Quick go alchemise a weapon.

She screamed as she ran past the imp with her laptop held close to her chest, tucked under her arm slightly as she ran through the door back into the house and downstairs where she placed her laptop on the ground and hugged the alchemiter.

TT: Okay I'm here! Now what?

GT: Don't type! FIGHT!

GT: What's your strife subwhatever?

TT: HOW DO I GET A BLOODY WEAPON -pokes alchemiter- GIVE ME SOMETHING YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Finds wooden sword in stride specibus and hits imp on head repeatedly.

GT: Now go kill the imp.

GT: I have issues of my own to deal with...

GT: Including AP moving MY FUCKING LEGO TARDIS WHAT NO

TT: hee hee hee kay! thanks.

She poked it and then slashed at it again and again until lots of gusher looking things appeared. Hm...

-ghostlyTesticle (GT) has ceased pestering tipsyTherapist (TT) at 14:30.

Okay! Time to get a cooler weapon. She ran up to the roof where she used the totem lathe and was surprised to find a light blue cylinder like thing that she assumed was a totem. She carried it back downstairs to where the alchemiter was waiting. She glanced around frantically until she spotted a plastic version of the master sword that she had gotten last year. She combine her wooden sword with that and soon she had a epic looking sword. Though it was still wood.

Hm...She grabbed a hold of some random metal thing and place it beside the sword on the alchemiter. AWESOME! She now had this bad ass sword that looked like the master sword but had wooden engravings on it's handle.

"It's time for serious motherfucking business!"