Edwerd waz so sad. He cryd and cryd. Jakb, da wearwolf, waz sad 2. Dey waz so sad, dey decided to b sad 2gther. "Edwerd I am sooo sad :(" Jakb cryd. "I iz sad 2" Edwerd sed. "But if u had sex wid me, Id b da happyst vampre in da wrld." Jakb tought, den sed "K"
Dey had so much gay butt sex dat they were de happyst wearwolf and vampre in da world 4eva...I MEAN 5EVA