Clint vs. Sophie the Complainer

Clint's side of the story-

Date number:
#3 Sophie

First impressions:
Tiny little lady. Pretty eyes. Very intense gaze. Frown lines.

Things in common:
Wow, not much. I would have to dislike myself a lot to be on par with this one.

Did she make me laugh?
Hell no. Made me want to stab my ears out though. That's a talent.

Did I make her laugh?
I wish, if only to get her to stop bitching about her parents for three seconds. Or her goddamn ex-boyfriend. Yeesh.

Do I feel a connection?
NO. I feel EXHAUSTED.

Overall impression:
This lady needs: Therapy. Anger Management. To move out of home, preferably to another country. And to please not ever speed date again. Ever.

Would I like to see this person again?
Only through cross-hairs on my bow. Just kidding.

Sophie's side of the story-

Date number:
#2 Clint

First impressions:
Very nicely dressed. Kinda looks like a garden gnome, but a cute garden gnome. Not like the ugly ones my Mom buys.

Things in common:
Empathy, values, trust. I see that easily in him. He's a really good listener like me, too.

Did he make me laugh?
We were talking too seriously for that kind of silliness. He's serious, he's real. I like that.

Did I make him laugh?
No, but I wasn't trying to be funny. I'm a real person. I think he saw that.

Do I feel a connection?
Yes, I think he really got me. Unlike my douche bag of an ex-boyfriend who never listened. Never, ever bothered. This guy, I see it in his eyes.

Overall impression:
Really cute, a real gentleman. Smart, kind-hearted. Great listener. Unlike the ex.

Would I like to see this person again?
Absolutely. I feel like I could talk to him for hours about anything.