Hey! So, this chapter is going to be a stereotypical Bori (Beck and Tori) story. I know some fanfictions aren't like this but this is what I've seen. I don't mean to offend anyone, blah blah blah and all that stuff. Oh yeah, and sadly I don't own Victorious. Warning- this chapter has a lot of bad language!

Tori's POV

I skipped into school on this gorgeous Monday and I was soooooo happy because I'm optimistic and amazing and sexy too! As I frolicked through the doors and to my locker, something caught my eye. Beck and Jade were making out in front of Jade's locker!

Since this is a rare occurrence here at my school and Beck and Jade have ONLY been dating for multiple years, I was SUPER SHOCKED! And sad too, because Beck is such a sex god and deserves, like, SOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN JADE! OMFG, he totes deserves someone like me!

However, since I am apparently bipolar I began to cry. Beck would never like me! I'm too nice and sweet and hot! He only likes ugly bitches like Jade, who are hideous and mean to everyone and thoughtless and heartless. I continue sobbing in the corner until the bell rings. This does not faze me, because here at Hollywood Arts we never go to any class besides Sikowitz's class.

Suddenly, I hear Beck and Jade arguing. This is also a rare occurrence so I decide to butt into their business and "fix" them! Because OMG I'm like totally perfect and can do anything!

I stand up and the tears mysteriously disappear from my face. I am no longer crying because I realized that EVERYTHING IS PERFECT IN THE LIFE OF TORI VEGA! As I walk over to Beck and Jade, the sound of Jade's screaming gets louder. Since she's a heartless whore, the author decides that Jade has been cheating on Beck. This is obviously in-character for Jade.

"But babe, I love you so much! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME BITCH?" Beck screams.

Jade responds meanly (as always), "BECAUSE I HATE YOU. I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO SHOW MY LOVE FOR YOU AND YOU ARE SO MEAN TO ME AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOU THE WAY I SHOULD. AND BECAUSE I'M AN GRUNCHY, GANKY CHIZZBOX!"

I walk up to them in my usual optimistic way and say, "Hey guys! Isn't everything so perfectly perfect on this fine, sunny Monday? The birds are chirping, there's a nice breeze...everything is perfect in Tori-land! So, I hear that you guys are having a bit of a quarrel?"

For absolutely NO REASON AT ALL, Jade shouts at me, "TORI GET YOUR HAPPINESS OUT OF MY FACE. YOU ARE ALWAYS SO OPTIMISTIC AND HAPPY AND IT'S TRULY SICKENING. YOU ARE TRYING TO BREAK BECK AND I UP WELL GUESS WHAT IT WON'T WORK SO GO AWAY BITCH!"

I am terribly depressed by what Jade says because what she thinks of me really matters to me. Beck states at Jade and says in a British accent, "Jade that was terribly rude. Please apologize to Tori right this very instant."

Jade screams back at him, "NO BECK YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO GO FUCK YOURSELF! I love you babe, lets go to lunch now." (Obviously, a lot of time has passed since this argument started. It has also become known that Jade is bipolar as well).

Beck, in a moment of strength, tells Jade, "NO! I'm tired of you being so mean to Tori. She's not even my girlfriend and I love her more than I love you! It's over."

Jade cries deep heavy black tears of mascara and eyeliner. "BUT BECK I LOVE YOU!"

Beck takes my hand and says, "I said that it's over. I have never shown any signs of loving Tori more than you, but apparently I'm bipolar too! After I go make out with Tori, we should all have a bipolar party!"

"Only if we invite Cat too," Jade demands. She then runs away crying more tears of makeup and blood (she's a heavily-makeuped vampire).

Beck stares into my eyes and my soul melts. His chocolate colored eyes look delicious and I would love to eat them. His tan skin brushes against my LATINA skin and a fire erupts that is so hot I almost spontaneously combust. Luckily, I don't. We then have a heated make out session that was AMAZING. Then the bell rings and it's time to I home, because that exchange took a full school day. Fuck classes! I'll be a stripper!

AN- lolz guise who saw tori fixes beck and jade and cried OMG I'm totes gonna stop writing forevs becuz it waznt obvious at ALL that "bade" or watevs waznt gonna get back togeter. I'm gonna go cry forevs LOLZ byeeeeee

I'm probably not going to be updating until a few days after Christmas, so sorry in advance for the wait! I am still taking requests for what pairing/situation you'd like to see me write next. I will try to do everyone's, even if i'ts not immediately. Please review and thanks for reading!