0x-The Great Cookie Expedition-x0

-Part 2-

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So, a bunch of stuff about a lawyer and the Souhs was conversed about, but you already know all that so...

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'Cookie, Senpai?' Kaoru asked, stuck for conversation after Kyoya's speech about Tamaki and the rest.

Kyoya took one, munching on it thoughtfully. 'So, whats the next cosplay?' he asked, knowing Kaoru wasn't planning on leaving anytime soon.

At the mention of clothes, the younger boy's face lit up eagerly as he blurted, 'they're downstair! I brought them but left them in the sitting room after Fuyumi-san stole me away from Akito-sama. Do you wan' me to go get them?'

The shadow king sighed, snapping his fingers. A maid rushed through the door, almost like she was lying in wait, and sprang immediately to his side. 'Miss, would you mind awfully going down to the living area and bringing me this fellow's bag?'

She nodded, giving him a rushed, yes master, and skipping out of the room. Kaoru blinked. 'I would'a got them...'

'She will,' Kyoya brushed off. Within moments, the young maid was back with Kaoru's bag of cosplay, bowing and exiting the room, smiling to herself that she managed not to get her head eaten of for talking to Kyoya in the morning.

'So, whats the theme?' he asked, readjusting his glasses.

'Well, its like we're cosplaying as commoner students!' Kaoru chirped, a little too eagerly. 'Mostly 'cause Mi'lord wanted to see Haruhi in a sailor suit thing, you know, like her old school uniform.'

Kyoya sighed, 'that idiot never thinks. That would be risky, her dressing her appropriate gender. The princesses might twig.'

Kaoru tugged his hair. 'We were going to make someone else crossdress, so it wouldn't look suspicious...we were thinking Tono, but he might scare the princesses away with his creepiness...maybe Hunny?'

The shadow king jotted all this down in his recovered notebook. 'So, who's outfits have you done?' he asked, watching the bag suspiciously.

'Uh, Tono's, Haruhi's, Mori-senpai's and yours,' he stated, pulling the three offending objects out of the bag. Kyoya eyed them up.

'My one is much the same as the one I've got, except black,' he murmured.

Kaoru grinned. ' There isn't a lot of choice for male costumes. Tono won't be too happy with his not ..

Tamaki's was simply a polo shirt and a sweater, much unlike his usual over the top outfits. Kyoya was secretly pleased. He took another cookie. 'Where'd you find my sister anyhow?' he asked, munching.

'Oh, she kidnapped me and brought me to the kitchen and gave me this cookie and she saved me from your older brother and I don't like him much because he was sorta mean to me so I went into the spare room but your other brother was there so he kicked me out and-...'

Kaoru continued to rabbit on and on and eventually Kyoya's bored gaze fell on Haruhi's cosplay outfit. It was a light blue colour with pink ribbons and a pink pleated skirt, not unlike those uniforms you see in animes. The white socks and ordinary cheap school shoes were also a must have with them, not that Kyoya would know that. Not like he had watched a few shoujo animes or anything...

He glanced up at Kaoru, who was still talking, and suddenly, out of nowhere, little bubbles of light came about, almost like a screen and Kaoru was still talking...but was wearing the offending object-the uniform.

Kyoya blinked, rubbing his eyes and the image was gone and he was met by Kaoru raising one eyebrow. 'Something wrong Senpai?' he said sceptically, 'you have Tono's inner mind theatre look.'

Kyoya double took. Cant believe I just thought of that image...shudder...

'Nothing is wrong Kaoru, I was just proposing what size that uniform there was.'

Kaoru smiled, 'why, want to wear it yourself?'

The shadow king glared at his kohai from underneath his glasses. 'That is preposterous. I was simply thinking would it fit you?'

The red head blinked, caught off guard by the question. 'I-I'm a tad bigger than Haruhi, but I'd fit in a push, why?'

'Just thinking...the outfit is a little too exciting for our Haruhi,' he pondered as Kaoru smirked, 'it would suit your nature better...'

'You think?'

'I think.'

'Huh,' Kaoru said thoughtfully, 'well I guess I'll fit it on...' He began to unbutton his shirt, much to the distaste of the demon lord.

'I'd prefer you to take off your garments in the bathroom,' he sighed exasperated, ushering the complaining Hitachiin out of the room. After getting him into the bathroom, Kyoya flopped down on the bed, quickly reaching for his cosplay attire, getting up and hurridly changing before Kaoru was to burst in again. Except this time in a commoner girl's uniform...Kyoya mentally scolded himself.

Kaoru pushed open the door uncomfortably just as Kyoya was about to button up his new shirt. The outfit being Haruhi's size, it was naturally a bit on the small side. The skirt was mid thigh; completely inappropriate for normal public school and the big cuffs on the shirt, which were originally meant to cover the hand, was hanging limply at his wrist. But amazingly, other than the height, it fit.

Kaoru grinned impishly. 'Haruhi would be maaaaad to know I fit in her cosplay outfit...'

Kyoya smiled slightly, buttoning forgotten about. 'Why would you say that?'

'Because it means she really is flat chested,' he laughed. Kyoya wasn't all that amused, but gave a small chuckle anyway.

'That was uncal-?'

Kyoya was cut off as a cookie was once again thrust in his face. 'Wan' one?' the younger Hitachiin asked, a cookie also sticking out of his mouth. Kyoya shook his head as the twin pouted. 'Come on, have one!'

'Kaoru, I have already said that I don't want one,' he answered.

Kaoru grinned, forcing the cookie on him. 'Come on come on come on!'

'N-no, Kaoru get away from me!' he protested.

Kaoru forced him to sit down on the bed, clambering up on the distressed vice president of the host club's lap, still trying to force the cookie on him. 'Come ooooooon!'

Kaoru get off me! He tried to say, but when he opened his mouth, the cookie was pushed into it forcefully by the twin and all he managed was a mmphrh?

As if on cue, the door was flung open to reveal a happy Fuyumi and a slightly shocked Akito. Kyoya blinked, unable to say anything for the cookie in his mouth, and unable to take it out for Kaoru pinning his arms down. Then he remembered he hadn't even finished buttoning his shirt.

Kaoru blinked at the now flustered intruders, suddenly becoming aware once again of his shameful attire. 'Uh...its not what it looks like?'

'Sorry!' the two siblings yelled together, jumping out slamming the door behind them. Kyoya spat the cookie out.

'God! Its not what you are thinking!' he yelled after them, buttoning up his forgotten about shirt and trying to push a now frozen crossdressing Hitachiin off of him.

Outside the door, Fuyumi grinned, holding her hand out expectantly. Akito dropped a few hundred yen into it. 'Told you, but you wouldn't listen!' she chirped.

Akito grumbled. The sister smiled. 'Well, at least he's happy,' she laughed, skipping off.

The second son looked after her distressed. 'But the boy cross dresses! And he's a boy! There wont be anyone to pass on the generation!' he yelled, chasing after her and dropping his similar to Kyoya's black notebook on the ground. It opened on the page with his research he had done on the younger Hitachiin twin on it.

Subject- Hitachiin Kaoru

Is obviously infatuated with my little brother...