Boony: Hello. For those that don't know, I'm Boony and this is my cousin Fang.
We are the hosts for this awesome show. Fang would you like to announce the first entries?
Fang: Why yes i would. Thank you. The first entries are from Adventure Show.
He sent in:
TRUTHS:
For Flippy: Did Sneaky and Mouse Ka-boom die within the border or out?
DARES:
For Flippy: Go to a bar, get drunk, flip, then come back and kill Cuddles for those gay ass slippers he wears.
Boony: So Flippy. Did they die in or outside of the border?
Flippy: I don't know anything about a border. All I know is that I killed them and I haven't seen them since.
(starts crying)
Boony: There there. (pats flippy on the back) Feel Better?
Flippy: Yeah. Thanks.
Boony: Okay now go get drunk, flip, and come back and kill Cuddles.
Cuddles: WHAT?!
Flippy: Don't worry. I only flip when something reminds me of the war.
(goes to bar, gets drunk of his ass, some one drops a bottle and it breaks, flips)
Fliqpy: WHERE IS THAT LITTLE QUEER WITH THE SLIPPERS?
(sees Cuddles hiding behind Fang) THERE YOU ARE.
Cuddles: AAHHHH! (runs screaming, Fliqpy throws his knife and impales him through the head.)
Fang: Well that's enough of that. (pulls out a water gun and sprays Fliqpy)
Flippy: What happened? Why am I all wet?(sees Cuddles body)
Nevermind.
Boony: Next we have 1 Truth and 1 Dare from TiffanyRay123 on Deviantart.
TRUTHS:
For Flaky: How much do you love Fliqpy?
DARES:
For Fliqpy: Kiss Flaky for at least a minute.
Fang: So Flaky, how mush do you love Fliqpy?
Flaky: As much as I love Flippy. With all my heart.
Boony: Okay Flippy, sorry to do this.
Flippy: Do what?
(Boony pulls out a balloon and pops it)
Fliqpy: What do you want.
Boony: We need you to kiss Flaky for at least a minute.
Fliqpy: (chuckles) No problem. Flaky come here.
Flaky: Yes Fliqpy.
(Fliqpy pulls her to him and they start making out)
(5 minutes later)
Fang: That's enough. (squirts Fliqpy with a water gun)
(Flippy and Flaky continue making out)
Boony: Okay. The show must go on.
Fang: Next we have some dares from Crystalblue19.
DARES:
For Flaky: Hug a baby chick.
For Lifty: Beat up Shifty and force him into a sparkly pink dress.
For Shifty: Dance around town with the dress.
For Flippy: Go lock yourself in a room full of people and pop a balloon.
For Splendid and Splendont: Go play catch with a piece of kryptonut and see who dies first.
For Petunia: Go change Cub's dirty diaper.
Boony: (looks at Faky) Hey Flaky come here.
Flaky: Yes.
Boony: Close your eyes and hold out your hands.
(Flaky closes her eyes and puts her hands out)
Here you go now hug this real tight ad open your eyes when I say so.
(Flaky hugs whatever it is)
Now open your eyes.
Flaky: (looks down to see a chick in her arms) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Get it away from me!(throws baby chick, and runs away)
Boony: (laughing) Well that was fun. (looks at Lifty)
Lifty go kick you brothers ass and make him wear this. (throws sparkly pink dress at Lifty)
Lifty: This is going to be fun.
(goes to his brother and proceeds to kick his ass and shoves him into the dress)
I was right, that was fun.
Boony: Okay Shifty now go dance around town in the dress.
Shifty: No way.
Fang: I will give you this really heavy change bag.
Shifty: Okay.
(leaves to go dance around town)
(every body watches Shifty dance around town on hidden cameras, everybody laughing)
Shifty: Okay I'm back, now where is that bag?
(gets handed change bag, opens it up)
HEY! There ain't nothing in here but rocks.
Fang: I didn't say it was full of change. (looks at Flippy and hands him a balloon and needle)
Okay Flippy go lock your self in a room full of people and pop this.
Flippy: (walks over to room full of people and locks door,)
(everyone hears a loud pop, then screaming)
Fliqpy: (walks out of room covered in blood) Well that was fun.
( gets sprayed by Flaky)
Boony: Okay Splendid and Splendont. (tosses them a piece of Kryptonut)
Play catch till one of ya'll dies.
(Splendont takes the kryptonut and shoves it down Splendids throat)
Splendont: I win.
Boony: Okay that was shorter than expected. (looks at Petunia)
Hey Petunia.
Petunia: Yes.
Boony: (hands Petunia Cub) Go change his dirty diaper.
Petunia: NNNOOOO! (drops cub and runs into another room, comes back in a hazmat suit)
Okay I'm ready.
Fang: O_o Okay. Next we have a dare from Zombiewolfluver12 on Deviantart.
DARES:
For Cuddles: Prank call Toothy and tell him your moving to mexico.
Boony: Time to bring Cuddles back to life. (chants some weird words, Cuddles come s back alive like nothing happened)
Cuddles: What happened?
Fang: Nothing. (hands Cuddles a cellphone) Now go in the next room and prank call Toothy telling him your moving to mexico.
Cuddles: (walks in next room and calls Toothy) Hey Toothy, I just moved to mexico.
Toothy: Okay have a nice life.
Cuddles: What? You don't care if i move?
Toothy: Nope.
Cuddles: (comes out of room and walks to Toothy crieing) Why don't you care if i move away?
Toothy: I do care, but I knew you were prank calling me because I saw you walk into the room.
Cuddles: Oh. I'm so happy you care about me. (hugs Toothy)
Boony: Well thats it for this episode.
Fang: Until next time. Be sure to send in more Truths and Dares.